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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #50 on: May 14, 2012, 11:15:18 AM »
Quote from: Gina on May 14, 2012, 11:06:43 AM
I prefer the outdoors  :-*
You will feel exponentially more eyeballs glued on your magnificent posterior.
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #51 on: May 14, 2012, 11:24:38 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 14, 2012, 11:15:18 AM
You will feel exponentially more eyeballs glued on your magnificent posterior.

damn squirrels
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #52 on: May 14, 2012, 11:28:48 AM »
Quote from: Gina on May 14, 2012, 11:24:38 AM
damn squirrels
I'm quitting the Moose lodge to join them.
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #53 on: May 14, 2012, 11:31:25 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 14, 2012, 11:28:48 AM
I'm quitting the Moose lodge to join them.

awww a voyeur  :naughty:
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #54 on: May 14, 2012, 06:35:03 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 14, 2012, 11:06:43 AM
I prefer the outdoors  :-*

Works for me. :naughty:
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #55 on: May 14, 2012, 07:42:45 PM »
Hey! They got a special site for those people!

Just google "Megan's Law"...
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #56 on: May 14, 2012, 07:44:47 PM »
 :lmao: UGGGGGGGHHHH!!
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #57 on: May 14, 2012, 09:36:06 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 14, 2012, 11:06:43 AM
I prefer the outdoors  :-*

I like the outdoors. You can make all the noise you want and not have to worry about it.  :naughty:
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #58 on: May 14, 2012, 09:40:59 PM »

     Ugh. No DUmmy chick udders, please.
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #59 on: May 15, 2012, 06:55:10 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on May 14, 2012, 09:40:59 PM
     Ugh. No DUmmy chick udders, please.

everytime I see your avatar I  :lmao: because I hear his voice saying your post  :rofl:
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #60 on: May 15, 2012, 10:04:39 AM »
Quote from: Gina on May 14, 2012, 11:06:43 AM
I prefer the outdoors  :-*


I'll go find a stump.
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #61 on: May 15, 2012, 10:27:02 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on May 15, 2012, 10:04:39 AM

I'll go find a stump.
You won't have far to look if you start your search in the oval office.
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #62 on: May 15, 2012, 11:16:36 AM »
Quote from: Wineslob on May 15, 2012, 10:04:39 AM

I'll go find a stump.

are we back to that stump thingy again?
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #63 on: May 15, 2012, 12:04:03 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 15, 2012, 11:16:36 AM
are we back to that stump thingy again?


 :rofl:
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

If you want a gender neutral bathroom, go pee in the forest.

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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #64 on: May 15, 2012, 07:47:32 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on May 13, 2012, 10:10:14 PM
Proctologist ? Amateur or Pro ?

I'll never tell and YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!!! <Trying to find out where Gina's gym is at and setting the alarm clock for 3am>


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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #65 on: May 16, 2012, 04:09:56 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on May 15, 2012, 07:47:32 PM
I'll never tell and YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!!! <Trying to find out where Gina's gym is at and setting the alarm clock for 3am>


 :-) :-)


Ohhhhh, I wonder if she does squat thrusts?
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"Practice random violence and senseless acts of brutality"

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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #66 on: May 16, 2012, 08:39:07 PM »
Quote from: Gina on May 14, 2012, 06:43:44 AM
Nothing like being on a stairmaster and feeling eyes on your ass.
I know what you mean.

I hate that feeling.
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #67 on: May 16, 2012, 08:41:07 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 16, 2012, 08:39:07 PM
I know what you mean.

I hate that feeling.
I can't stand it either. I can't stand being objectified, or in any way found to be attractive. Especially as a male lesbian.
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #68 on: May 16, 2012, 08:44:04 PM »
I hate when women stare at me like I'm a piece of meat or dime-store candy.  I have feelings and a mind too.  Why can't they respect me for who I am?



Okay, I didn't make it through that without laughing.
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #69 on: May 16, 2012, 08:45:16 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on May 16, 2012, 08:44:04 PM
I hate when women stare at me like I'm a piece of meat or dime-store candy.  I have feelings and a mind too.  Why can't they respect me for who I am?



Okay, I didn't make it through that without laughing.
Ditto !
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #70 on: May 16, 2012, 08:47:44 PM »
I did have some bearded dude size me up at the store.  Ain't my fault I'm hot stuff.

I thought he was someone I worked with.  I was just trying to be polite.  I made a bee line for the pet food aisle to clear the air.
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #71 on: May 16, 2012, 08:49:23 PM »
^Neck beard ?
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #72 on: May 16, 2012, 08:50:30 PM »
When I feel someone ogling my ass, I pull my shorts halfway down.

They always avert their eyes.

Women should try that approach.
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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #73 on: May 16, 2012, 08:50:33 PM »
Yeah :(


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Re: Let's Go Topless
« Reply #74 on: May 16, 2012, 08:51:14 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on May 16, 2012, 08:50:30 PM
When I feel someone ogling my ass, I pull my shorts halfway down.

They always avert their eyes.

Women should try that approach.
Just tell that to the hot ones.
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