These DUmmies need to be an overnight cashier at Wallyworld on the first of the month.
At 11:45pm or so, you'll see people start "hovering" near the checkout lanes, shopping carts piled up with mostly microwave frozen stuff. What few that have money will make wine, cigarette, and beer purchases about this time, leaving their overflowing carts parked...wherever.
At 12:01am, they will start thru the checkouts, piling so much onto the belts that the food won't move, some of the frozen food has been in the cart long enough to start thawing. No produce, no fresh veggies, not much milk or dairy (except for those with WIC checks). Tons of processed and sugared foods (doughnuts, cookies, candies, chips).
This will continue until 3-4:00am, all ages (mostly under 30), all sizes (mostly 2XL), screaming kids, drunk "baby daddies", reeking of cigarette smoke, alcohol, and BO. 2 or 3 of them will have their cards rejected for some reason, 2 or 3 more will go over the card limit. I didn't get much grief from these people, mainly because I'm 6'2" and 240lbs, but the female cashiers working with me would sometimes get an earful, all except Vicki. She is the kind that would (and COULD) kick ass and take names, should the need arise. She and the overnight manager never got along well, but he was one that would have our backs if the need arose, and it usually did, on the first of the month.
To give you some idea just how busy it was, my average IPH (Item Per Hour) count was around 400-450. It would be over 700 on the first of the month. This is AFTER MIDNIGHT, folks! 99% were EBT cards, some so worn I had to manually key in the number, because the magnetic strip on the back was GONE!