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Anybody else think Obama should become a stand up-comedian after his second term?

The clips from the White House Correspondents Dinner have been hilarious!   And he really seems to enjoy himself when he gets a chance to do things like this.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002629478

Why wait that long? How about he becomes one this coming January?

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1. he has a good delivery and able to poke fun at himself, but i don't think he wrote most of those

jokes.

He needs a teleprompter to order dinner, so you better believe he didn't write any of it.


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http://www.democraticunderground.com/1002629478

Why wait that long? How about he becomes one this coming January?

He needs a teleprompter to order dinner, so you better believe he didn't write any of it.





Hell he needs one to talk to school kids he would bomb his first time on stage
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Maybe Fox News will hire him to fill in for Greg Gutfeld on Red Eye?
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Well, he never fails to get a big laugh.
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He should be on stage, preferably Number 3 on a Saturn V.
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He will likely open a restaurant. Just a forewarning...that aint chicken.

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He will likely open a restaurant. Just a forewarning...that aint chicken.

Or a hot dog stand, using real dogs.  :-)
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I think he'd be a good fiction writer. He seems to have an excellent grasp on fantasy.
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He should be on stage, preferably Number 3 on a Saturn V.

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