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Offline redwhit

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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #50 on: April 18, 2012, 09:16:06 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on April 18, 2012, 07:45:17 PM
I had Chinese the other day. I couldn't tell if I was eating dog or cat. It tasted like chicken to me.

Cat.  Dog tastes more like turkey.
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #51 on: April 18, 2012, 09:18:13 PM »
Quote from: redwhit on April 18, 2012, 09:16:06 PM
Cat.  Dog tastes more like turkey.

That is possible. It wasn't purring or anything as it went down, so I couldn't tell.
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #52 on: April 18, 2012, 09:19:30 PM »
Quote from: Kyle Ricky on April 18, 2012, 09:18:13 PM
That is possible. It wasn't purring or anything as it went down, so I couldn't tell.

Yeah, getting woked tires 'em out.

(sorry, couldn't resist   :tongue:)
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #53 on: April 18, 2012, 09:21:39 PM »
Quote from: redwhit on April 18, 2012, 09:19:30 PM
Yeah, getting woked tires 'em out.

(sorry, couldn't resist   :tongue:)


Does it ever.  :rofl:
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #54 on: April 19, 2012, 12:57:21 AM »
nadin is hyping American "cultural imperialism".
The absolute absurdity of that has to be obvious even to a dyed in the wool lib.
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #55 on: April 19, 2012, 09:58:38 AM »
I don't know, but the artwork that immediately sprung up is absolutely hilarious!  I burst out laughing at Maxiest's post on page 3, with the mustard up onto the dachshund's head.   :lmao:


See, nadin, your lectures on cultural imperialism will not resonate, nobody cares.  All this funny creative stuff is shitstorming the internets.  That's what people are looking at. 
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #56 on: April 19, 2012, 11:07:00 AM »
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Ha ha ha ha :lmao:
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #57 on: April 19, 2012, 11:25:51 AM »
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Western or American standards are not better. If you believe that, well imperialism is the name of it, cultural imperialism to be exact.

Only a backwards assed, retarded, neanderthalic culture would eat a breed of animal that can be taught to hunt, track, and provide security to humans.  That's like having your mother in law pull the cart while you're eating a horse, you DUmbass.

Can you guys believe this arrogant bitch?  Can you imagine a nurse coming in to sick little Timmy's room and telling him that the therapy dog won't be coming back because nads and barry big ears filleted him for dinner?

Ugh, what a pathetic little troll.
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #58 on: April 19, 2012, 11:28:37 AM »
Quote from: wasp69 on April 19, 2012, 11:25:51 AM
Only a backwards assed, retarded, neanderthalic culture would eat a breed of animal that can be taught to hunt, track, and provide security to humans.  That's like having your mother in law pull the cart while you're eating a horse, you DUmbass.

Can you guys believe this arrogant bitch?  Can you imagine a nurse coming in to sick little Timmy's room and telling him that the therapy dog won't be coming back because nads and barry big ears filleted him for dinner?

Ugh, what a pathetic little troll.
Hey, MIL pulling while I'm eating the horse ? I'm looking for the downside here...
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #59 on: April 19, 2012, 11:29:50 AM »
And yet PETA is strangely quiet about this.
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #60 on: April 19, 2012, 11:40:34 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on April 19, 2012, 11:29:50 AM
And yet PETA is strangely quiet about this.

I just looked at www.peta.org. Mitt's right there on the blog page. I guess safely transporting a dog rates somewhere below freaking INGESTING one...
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #61 on: April 19, 2012, 11:42:30 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on April 19, 2012, 11:40:34 AM
I just looked at www.peta.org. Mitt's right there on the blog page. I guess safely transporting a dog rates somewhere below freaking INGESTING one...

Peta are Liberal doucheshloggers also, so they will agree with the President eating a dog, cat, horse, or whatever ****in animal he wants.
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #62 on: April 19, 2012, 11:43:26 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on April 18, 2012, 08:21:05 PM
B O giving BO some exercise .



 :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Run Bo run

See bo run

Run Bo run

Lends a whole new meaning to the word "Chaser".
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #63 on: April 19, 2012, 11:43:52 AM »
At least Romney paid for his own vacations.
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #64 on: April 19, 2012, 11:45:01 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on April 19, 2012, 11:43:52 AM
At least Romney paid for his own vacations.
With some fair winds, we'll make owebuma pay for his as well.
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #65 on: April 19, 2012, 11:50:00 AM »
It's a dog eat dog world out there.....just ask Obama.
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #66 on: April 19, 2012, 11:51:22 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 19, 2012, 11:50:00 AM
It's a dog eat dog world out there.....just ask Obama.
Allow me to modify that somewhat,
With the anointed immaculate one it's a god eat dog world out there.
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #67 on: April 19, 2012, 11:58:54 AM »
Tweets from Mark Simone :lmao:

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Romney walks his dog - Obama woks his dog

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Romney puts his dog on top of a car, Obama put his dog on top of a cracker
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #68 on: April 19, 2012, 12:01:26 PM »
Quote from: Ballygrl on April 19, 2012, 11:58:54 AM
Tweets from Mark Simone :lmao:

The dog on the cracker is an expert pot stir. that should float some cream to the top.
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #69 on: April 19, 2012, 12:02:56 PM »
MARK SIMONE ‏ @MarkSimoneNY

Romney puts his dog on top of a car, Obama put his dog on top of a cracker

Obama is teaching Bo to sit.

Everybody know that everything is better "When it sits on a RITZ"
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #70 on: April 19, 2012, 12:04:37 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on April 19, 2012, 12:02:56 PM
MARK SIMONE ‏ @MarkSimoneNY

Romney puts his dog on top of a car, Obama put his dog on top of a cracker

Obama is teaching Bo to sit.

Everybody know that everything is better "When it sits on a RITZ"
The conspiracy blossoms, because as we all saw at the summit owebuma was "Putin on the ritz"
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #71 on: April 19, 2012, 12:06:45 PM »
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #72 on: April 19, 2012, 12:11:07 PM »
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #73 on: April 19, 2012, 12:17:29 PM »
Quote from: Maxiest on April 19, 2012, 12:11:07 PM
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What's for dinner ?
Dog, it just looks like beef
In no time at all..
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Re: You can EAT dog - you just can't put one on top of the car
« Reply #74 on: April 19, 2012, 12:18:36 PM »
This is now apparently on twitter.

I'd like to welcome all the twitters to conservativecave; if you can, hang around.

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