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Offline Aristotelian

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Tav needs our help
« on: November 14, 2011, 06:25:26 AM »
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Taverner  (1000+ posts)         Mon Nov-14-11 02:29 AM
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Shave it down or let it grow?
 I am a balding man.

At 41, I have the typical male pattern baldness, with fuzzy hair where the regular hair was

Yet, I have thick hair growing from the front of my hairline. This won't always be so.

Should I do the 'grow, gel and slick back' thing? Even though I might look like a douche?

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Personally I suspect it's too late to avoid looking like a douche.
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Re: Tav needs our help
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2011, 06:39:54 AM »
I voted slick back. If you are already a douche, you might as well stay in character.
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Re: Tav needs our help
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2011, 06:46:06 AM »
He should use the Ron Popiel(sp) instant hair in a spray can. :-)
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Re: Tav needs our help
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2011, 07:11:59 AM »
Only 2 votes?  Whatever happened to GOTV? 

I'm not sure about shaving it down to chrome-dome status.  I say keep it clipped very short, and neat.  Mililtary-style.  Make sure your neck is shaved, have that mail-order bride do it for you.  Grow, gel & slick back is an astoundingly bad idea.  I can smell it from here. 
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Re: Tav needs our help
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2011, 07:22:53 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on November 14, 2011, 06:39:54 AM
I voted slick back. If you are already a douche, you might as well stay in character.

I agree wholeheartedly.
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Re: Tav needs our help
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2011, 07:35:31 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on November 14, 2011, 06:39:54 AM
I voted slick back. If you are already a douche, you might as well stay in character.

That's certainly the way I'm leaning.
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Re: Tav needs our help
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2011, 09:58:22 AM »
Since there can be no doubt about DUmmy Taverner's doucheitude, his hairstyle should reflect that.

He'll also factor in the possibility that it may be more difficult to score illegal drugs as a bald man.
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Re: Tav needs our help
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2011, 10:31:12 AM »
He'll look like a douche either way, it's probably better to be a douche with stupid-looking hair than a douche who slipped out of the mental ward while they were setting up the electroshock machine.
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Re: Tav needs our help
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2011, 10:44:22 AM »
Looks like he decided to go with the shaved look:

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Re: Tav needs our help
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2011, 10:48:55 AM »
He could have an 18 inch Afro and stand 6foot 8 inches tall and he'd still be an idiot douche bagger.
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Re: Tav needs our help
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2011, 10:53:44 AM »
Quote from: Aristotelian on November 14, 2011, 06:25:26 AM
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Personally I suspect it's too late to avoid looking like a douche.


     His bigger problem is being a drug-addicted asshole. His hair, however configured, is a distraction.
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Re: Tav needs our help
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2011, 10:57:53 AM »
Where the hell have you been?  I thought you starved during that terrible San Diego grocery store strike. 
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Re: Tav needs our help
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2011, 11:45:44 AM »
Slick it back. Buy a Member's Only jacket.

Then buy a nondescript white Chevy van.

You'll look great!
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Re: Tav needs our help
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2011, 04:10:56 PM »
Just keep it short and neat. You can get a box of Rogain ( generic ) at Wal Mart for $18 if you really want to try to hold on to it. Or just let it fall out, get some dippity doo and make a bunch of points around your head like a crown.
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Re: Tav needs our help
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2011, 04:27:34 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on November 14, 2011, 11:45:44 AM
Slick it back. Buy a Member's Only jacket.

Then buy a nondescript white Chevy van.

You'll look great!
I thought he had a red van?
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