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Offline thundley4

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The Swedish Virgin
« on: February 17, 2011, 01:48:28 PM »

    The Swedish Virgin
   
    Olaf Swenson, out in his pasture in northern Minnesota, takes a
lightning-quick kick from a cow...right in his crotch.
    Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground.
   
    As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said
'How bad is it Doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next veek and my fiance,
    Lena , is still a Virgin - in every vay.'
   
    The doctor told him, 'Olaf, I'll have to put your willy in a splint
to let it heal, and keep it straight. It should be okay next week, but leave
it in there as long as you can. He took four tongue depressors and formed a
neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together...quite an impressive
work of art.
   
    Olaf mentions none of this to Lena, marries her, and they go on
their honeymoon to Duluth .
   
    That night in the motel 6, Lena rips open her blouse to reveal her
beautiful, untouched breasts. She said, 'Olaf...you' re the first vun! No
vun has EVER seen deez.'
   
    Not wanting to be outdone Olaf drops his pants and replies, 'Look at
dis  Lena
    ..still in DA CRATE!

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Re: The Swedish Virgin
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2011, 02:12:30 PM »
 :thatsright:
“The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.”

        -- Marcus Tullius Cicero, 55 BC (106-43 BC)

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