What point am I missing?
You said it wasn't a big deal if Obama ate a dog. Why can't I eat yours?
I can't help it, Jess. With that last chew toy, and this one, you're on a comedic roll. Keep pushing this one's buttons, and I'll continue to sit behind my computer screen aching in pain with fits of ecstatic laughter.
Oh, and can I have a piece, compaque? Just a bit of leg meat? Maybe a thigh? Please...