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got fired today
« on: December 28, 2010, 10:43:28 PM »
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got fired today
Posted by TwixVoy on Tue Dec-28-10 11:36 PM

    f*** my life. i have been in a major depression lately worried about bills and other disasters.

    long story short i came to work drunk. i knew it was stupid, and honestly i haven't even had a drink in several years. just something about the way this year has gone. it seems like no matter how hard you try you always get screwed over in some way.

    don't know what to do next really. i suppose i just try to find something else... but honestly years of this "work" thing hasn't gotten me anywhere. i'm about to just call it quits and move in with family and take break for a while.

    no point to this post really. actually i'm pretty out of it. just another american who has worked for years and has nothing to show for it.
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Re: got fired today
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2010, 10:45:55 PM »
You have got to be kidding me.

What a loser.
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Re: got fired today
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2010, 10:47:00 PM »
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long story short i came to work drunk.

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You come to work drunk, what the **** do you expect them to do?
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Re: got fired today
« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2010, 10:47:48 PM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 28, 2010, 10:45:55 PM
You have got to be kidding me.

What a loser.

Not only that, the DUmmies are offering their sympathies.  WTF?
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Re: got fired today
« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2010, 10:51:30 PM »
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got fired today
Posted by TwixVoy on Tue Dec-28-10 11:36 PM

    f*** my life. i have been in a major depression lately worried about bills and other disasters.

    long story short i came to work drunk. i knew it was stupid, and honestly i haven't even had a drink in several years. just something about the way this year has gone. it seems like no matter how hard you try you always get screwed over in some way.

    don't know what to do next really. i suppose i just try to find something else... but honestly years of this "work" thing hasn't gotten me anywhere. i'm about to just call it quits and move in with family and take break for a while.

    no point to this post really. actually i'm pretty out of it. just another american who has worked for years and has nothing to show for it.

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Re: got fired today
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2010, 10:53:03 PM »
Ohhhh Emmmm Geeee! 
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Re: got fired today
« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2010, 10:54:30 PM »
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i'm about to just call it quits and move in with family and take break for a while.

Anybody who takes this guy in under their roof deserves everything that comes to them. 
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Re: got fired today
« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2010, 10:55:59 PM »
Maybe Target will take him back.   :hammer:
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Re: got fired today
« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2010, 10:58:32 PM »
Isn't this the guy that was going to try to move to Portugal, or something?
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Re: got fired today
« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2010, 11:03:21 PM »
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but honestly years of this "work" thing hasn't gotten me anywhere. i'm about to just call it quits and move in with family and take break for a while.

Oh My GOD! THESE are the idiots that shouldn't be voting!

Idiot, we're not pods. We're not vegetables that can just be dusted and watered. We have lives to sustain. It requires food, water, shelter, etc. Who in the **** is SUPPOSED to pay for it? That "work" thing? Yeah, THAT'S why you work, you f'n moron. Hopefully your family will catch on and boot your pathetic ass out in a month and you die from starvation, hypothermia, etc., whatever it takes. Sorry folks, this idiot's surmise wouldn't piss me off one bit.
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Re: got fired today
« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2010, 11:29:36 PM »
Portugal is dying for more drunken, destitute, unemployed ex-Target clerks. A couple of years ago, before being canned by Target, and losing the almost-job at the air  port to a drug test, DUmmy Twix continually provided all the other Target clerks with financial advice. They all sat around his feet during lunch break, listening raptly to an outpouring of wisdom on investment planning, career strategies, and his general life philosophy on how to be a successful person. He was as smug as DUmmy know-it-all nadin is today. But that was back in the Bush days. Ever since the jug-eared Kenyan ascended the throne, Twix has been steadily swirling into the crapper. How can that be?
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Re: got fired today
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2010, 11:31:12 PM »
That's actually kind of funny.

He/she was upset about how the year was going, but couldn't wait three more days for 2011?
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Re: got fired today
« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2010, 11:33:44 PM »
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15. Smoke some pot instead.....
 so much better for you..you'll mellow out and see the world so differently.

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Re: got fired today
« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2010, 12:13:37 AM »
At the risk of seeming mean and offending sensitive readers:

**** YOU, Twix, you idiotic cocksucking drunk asshole. I thought you were rich with GOLD (remember that?), and I thought you had MOVED OUT OF THE COUNTRY ANYWAY.

Move to Venezuela, you ass-eater.
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Re: got fired today
« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2010, 12:19:03 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on December 28, 2010, 10:58:32 PM
Isn't this the guy that was going to try to move to Portugal, or something?

Yep.  And the only visa he could lay hands on was essentially a tourist visa allowing Twit-Boy no more than 90 days over a six-month stretch.
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Re: got fired today
« Reply #15 on: December 29, 2010, 01:27:17 AM »
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got fired today
Posted by TwixVoy on Tue Dec-28-10 11:36 PM

    f*** my life. i have been in a major depression lately worried about bills and other disasters.

    long story short i came to work drunk. i knew it was stupid, and honestly i haven't even had a drink in several years. just something about the way this year has gone. it seems like no matter how hard you try you always get screwed over in some way.

    don't know what to do next really. i suppose i just try to find something else... but honestly years of this "work" thing hasn't gotten me anywhere. i'm about to just call it quits and move in with family and take break for a while.

    no point to this post really. actually i'm pretty out of it. just another american who has worked for years and has nothing to show for it.

Aw, poor baby!

I feel SO sorry for you.                      :lol:

NOT!     

Loser!                       
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Re: got fired today
« Reply #16 on: December 29, 2010, 04:43:24 AM »
Twix should simply invest in an old Buick,I have heard somewhere they make nice homes.
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Re: got fired today
« Reply #17 on: December 29, 2010, 05:36:48 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on December 29, 2010, 12:13:37 AM
At the risk of seeming mean and offending sensitive readers:

**** YOU, Twix, you idiotic cocksucking drunk asshole. I thought you were rich with GOLD (remember that?), and I thought you had MOVED OUT OF THE COUNTRY ANYWAY.

Move to Venezuela, you ass-eater.


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Re: got fired today
« Reply #18 on: December 29, 2010, 07:19:54 AM »
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TwixVoy has left the thread, so we're going to lock this now.

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They locked the thread 45 minutes after it was opened because he "left the thread".........  what, embarrassed by this misfit are we DU?

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Re: got fired today
« Reply #19 on: December 29, 2010, 07:39:52 AM »
That's not right....he was only going to be drunk for half his shift ...and hungover the other half.
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Re: got fired today
« Reply #20 on: December 29, 2010, 07:41:35 AM »
At least we can now be sure of what happened to his Target job and cable TV job.
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Re: got fired today
« Reply #21 on: December 29, 2010, 07:46:34 AM »
TwixVoy has left the thread, so we're going to lock this now.

Passed out, no doubt.
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Re: got fired today
« Reply #22 on: December 29, 2010, 08:15:54 AM »
What kind of moron shows up to work drunk?  Oh never mind, look who I'm talking about....
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Re: got fired today
« Reply #23 on: December 29, 2010, 08:18:28 AM »
I wonder what happened here:

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Re: got fired today
« Reply #24 on: December 29, 2010, 08:27:09 AM »
Quote from: Ralph Wiggum on December 29, 2010, 08:18:28 AM
I wonder what happened here:
 



I dunno.  But, I bet that is why the thread got locked.
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