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Offline LilyB

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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #25 on: December 20, 2010, 11:52:08 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 20, 2010, 11:49:33 PM
I guess so. National Bum Day must be like a bizarro Labor Day.

Well I'd like to wish Bobbo a happy homeless day, but I don't know where to send the card. :???:
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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #26 on: December 20, 2010, 11:54:13 PM »
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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #27 on: December 20, 2010, 11:54:57 PM »
Quote from: LilyB on December 20, 2010, 11:52:08 PM
Well I'd like to wish Bobbo a happy homeless day, but I don't know where to send the card. :???:

Stick it on her windshield.
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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #28 on: December 21, 2010, 12:02:14 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on December 20, 2010, 11:54:57 PM
Stick it on her windshield.

Bobo would throw it away, thinking it was another parking ticket.
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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #29 on: December 21, 2010, 12:37:43 AM »
Let me be the first to wish everyone a very merry Bum Day.
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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #30 on: December 21, 2010, 05:05:31 AM »
Why doesn't the DUmp take up a collection and get BoBo some energy efficient replacement windows for her Buick Skylark?

...the plastic and duct tape is getting ragged.
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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #31 on: December 21, 2010, 08:03:47 AM »
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National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
  
December 21st is the longest and the coldest day of the year.


WRONG, DUmbass!

December 21st is the SHORTEST day of the year.  Smart people like you should know this.

The COLDEST DAY could be any day, but the COLDEST MONTH is January, interestingly enough, after the days start getting LONGER.  

Or it could be because of "Global Warmingtm", or "Climate Change", or whateverthehellitistoday.
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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #32 on: December 21, 2010, 08:10:05 AM »
I will make sure to put a cardboard box on the curb in her honor.
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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #33 on: December 21, 2010, 08:12:49 AM »
They held one in Durham (home of UNH) this morning.  All the little kiddies came out to show how much they "feeeelllll" about it.

I stopped by and told a few "Knock-Knock" jokes.  They weren't amused, for some reason.
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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #34 on: December 21, 2010, 08:44:22 AM »
Quote from: chris_ on December 20, 2010, 09:59:56 PM
Persons is sexist and oppressive.  We demand you change the name to National Homeless Peoples Memorial Day.

Is that Michele my Bell speak?
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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #35 on: December 21, 2010, 08:50:02 AM »
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December 21st is the longest and the coldest day of the year.


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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #36 on: December 21, 2010, 08:52:49 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on December 21, 2010, 08:44:22 AM
Is that Michele my Bell speak?

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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #37 on: December 21, 2010, 09:04:36 AM »
I'm going to give out HI5's to everyone in this thread for making me  :rotf:
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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #38 on: December 21, 2010, 09:06:18 AM »
Quote from: Mike220 on December 20, 2010, 08:47:45 PM
Tomorrow, I'm going to be looking for a job so I can better myself.

Hint, hint.

By the way, did everyone know bobbo is homeless?

WHAT?!!?  You've got to be shitting me!  Bobo is homeless???!!!???

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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #39 on: December 21, 2010, 09:08:45 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 21, 2010, 09:06:18 AM
WHAT?!!?  You've got to be shitting me!  Bobo is homeless???!!!???

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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #40 on: December 21, 2010, 09:12:15 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 21, 2010, 09:08:45 AM
Yes, it was horrible, her Skylark backfired and blew all the windows out.

Well, I guess she doesn't need to worry with ice forming on the inside of her windows now.
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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #41 on: December 21, 2010, 09:27:19 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on December 21, 2010, 09:06:18 AM
WHAT?!!?  You've got to be shitting me!  Bobo is homeless???!!!???

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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #42 on: December 21, 2010, 09:53:35 AM »
I'd go down the street to say HI! to all the bums, but the creek flooded. I think that's what they call a bath.
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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #43 on: December 21, 2010, 10:02:34 AM »
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December 21st is the longest and the coldest day of the year

This is so wrong on so many levels. First of all, all days have the exact same length, 24 hours. Due to quirks in the Earth's orbit the shortest amount of daylight is received on December 23rd. In the Southern Hemisphere this is the first day of summer, far from the coldest day of the year. Traditionally North America experiences its coldest days in February.
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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #44 on: December 21, 2010, 10:04:22 AM »
Quote from: diesel driver on December 21, 2010, 08:03:47 AM
WRONG, DUmbass!

December 21st is the SHORTEST day of the year.  Smart people like you should know this.

I noticed that, too.  Once again, the caring and compassionate in the progressive community have chosen the shortest possible period of daylight in order to observe something as important as homelessness.  The homeless should be upset over being forced to accept a day that is over sooner than all the others.

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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #45 on: December 21, 2010, 10:48:05 AM »
Happy Bum Day!!
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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #46 on: December 21, 2010, 10:53:45 AM »
1. December 21st is just as long as any other day.
2. It is the start of winter, which means it has the shortest amount of daylight of the year.
3. Unless you're in Australia, in which case, it wouldn't be cold at all.
4. (The next 4 spaces intentionally left blank to allow for all the DUmmies to finish blaming Bush and global warming for #3.)
8. Typically, the coldest time of the year is sometime in January
9. There's also a full moon, so these DUmmies will be especially moonbatty tonight.
 
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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #47 on: December 21, 2010, 11:15:03 AM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on December 21, 2010, 10:53:45 AM
1. December 21st is just as long as any other day.
2. It is the start of winter, which means it has the shortest amount of daylight of the year.
3. Unless you're in Australia, in which case, it wouldn't be cold at all.
4. (The next 4 spaces intentionally left blank to allow for all the DUmmies to finish blaming Bush and global warming for #3.)
8. Typically, the coldest time of the year is sometime in January
9. There's also a full moon, so these DUmmies will be especially moonbatty tonight.
 

Australia is getting snow.  It's a Huffpo link.
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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #48 on: December 21, 2010, 11:19:08 AM »
I guess Australia is going to have a white Christmas too.
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Re: National Homeless Persons Memorial Day
« Reply #49 on: December 21, 2010, 11:25:30 AM »
Quote from: Evil_Conservative on December 21, 2010, 11:19:08 AM
I guess Australia is going to have a white Christmas too.
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