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Offline USA4ME

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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #50 on: October 05, 2010, 05:40:24 PM »
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We don't need this kind of inter-forum drama. Just ignore them.

I've been telling the primitives this for years.  Just pretend like we don't even exist, how hard is that to do, you idiots?  We're just over here pointing and laughing at how stupid and immature all of you are, there's nothing you can do about the fact that you're stupid and immature, and there's nothing you can do about the fact that we're going to laugh at you.  So, like Skin's has told you to do, just ignore us, you bunch of dolts.

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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #51 on: October 05, 2010, 07:03:35 PM »
True_blood says you can meet my half Sicilian, half Polish fists and feet to your face! There's a reason I push myself in the gym 4 days a week, and it's not just to look good, tough guy. I would love to kick your socialist ass, you piece of garbage!

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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #52 on: October 05, 2010, 08:28:22 PM »
True_blood says you can meet my half Sicilian, half Polish fists and feet to your face! There's a reason I push myself in the gym 4 days a week, and it's not just to look good, tough guy. I would love to kick your socialist ass, you piece of garbage!

I need a personal trainer.  Where do you live? 

And yes, that's all I had to add to this thread.  DU can kiss my German, Polish, Russian white ass.
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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #53 on: October 05, 2010, 09:02:18 PM »
diesel driver says he can meet my German/Dutch all American size 12 New Balance wearing feet. 

In fact, he'll be able to taste the shoes, because that how far I'll put my foot up his ass! 

Translation for ArnoldLame, in sign language, since he don't know no big words, or many words at all, for that matter:

 :bigbird:   :redbird:  and   :bird:

Now, go  :scottie:  you  :loser2:


Boudicca says, stand aside, gentlemen, no need to dirty your feet and fists when she can shove her small but mighty fist directly into his manly parts.  I assume male DUers have manly parts, but I could be mistaken.
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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #54 on: October 05, 2010, 09:13:15 PM »
Boudicca says, stand aside, gentlemen, no need to dirty your feet and fists when she can shove her small but mighty fist directly into his manly parts.  I assume male DUers have manly parts, but I could be mistaken.
I'm part Hungarian, part Scottish and part German and English.  So I will be stubborn, grudge bearing and violently volatile, but of course in a properly English lady fashion.

If you wish to have a second, I am right there!  Just a WASP, Scottish/Irish/English.  Stingy/HotTempered/Proper.   :-)  But I have good aim!
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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #55 on: October 05, 2010, 09:16:14 PM »
If you wish to have a second, I am right there!  Just a WASP, Scottish/Irish/English.  Stingy/HotTempered/Proper.   :-)  But I have good aim!

It's my firm belief we ladies of CC could whip the collective asses of the DU men with ease.  I was a rifle team champion shooter in high school.  Just saying. :uhsure:
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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #56 on: October 05, 2010, 10:56:13 PM »
Or the old "Bloom County" comic where the guys went hunting for liberals.





I have that comic posted at my desk at work.  :-)

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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #57 on: October 05, 2010, 11:06:32 PM »
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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #58 on: October 05, 2010, 11:59:24 PM »
If you wish to have a second, I am right there!  Just a WASP, Scottish/Irish/English.  Stingy/HotTempered/Proper.   :-)  But I have good aim!

I think we should make a party of it.  We can go for Margarita's after we all kick his ass.   :-)  Scottish, Irish, British and German here.  My hair gives me a bit of a temper, and I'm stubborn as can be.

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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #59 on: October 06, 2010, 01:33:34 AM »
Boudicca says, stand aside, gentlemen, no need to dirty your feet and fists when she can shove her small but mighty fist directly into his manly parts.  I assume male DUers have manly parts, but I could be mistaken.
I'm part Hungarian, part Scottish and part German and English.  So I will be stubborn, grudge bearing and violently volatile, but of course in a properly English lady fashion.

SO, you can kick their asses whilst sipping on your afternoon tea, and not spill a drop!   :cheersmate:

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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #60 on: October 06, 2010, 07:11:27 AM »
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 Just ignore them.

Remember when you were a kid, and your mom told you to "just ignore them," when something really interesting was going on?  Like PDA, an impending fist fight, 2 dogs getting it on, etc.?  There was just no ignoring them at that point. 

The whole bunch is infantile, and $kimmer is their nanny. 

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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #61 on: October 06, 2010, 08:56:20 AM »
Hey DUmmies -- don't make me go Scottish soccer hooligan on your ass!  (and German)  :bigbird:



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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #62 on: October 06, 2010, 11:11:54 AM »
Who the hell is ArnoldLayne? Not feeling like he's getting enough attention? Besides if it's a waste of time for us to be reading and posting about us, how much more of a waste is it for them to constantly come over here and see if they've been talked about? Tools!

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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #63 on: October 06, 2010, 11:24:22 AM »
Who the hell is ArnoldLayne? Not feeling like he's getting enough attention? Besides if it's a waste of time for us to be reading and posting about us, how much more of a waste is it for them to constantly come over here and see if they've been talked about? Tools!

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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #64 on: October 06, 2010, 11:27:32 AM »
Arnold needs to get closer to his online persona and go play on the freeway, preferably a 6 "layner", durin' rush hour!

I'd recommend the express lanes.
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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #65 on: October 06, 2010, 04:30:36 PM »
Oh my.

What a pleasant surprise, after I've been away for a few days.

The sparkling husband primitive reads franksolich.

That means two primitives read franksolich, doubling my audience.

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And I must repeat, that gratitude is sincere.

It's too bad, however, the sparkling husband primitive didn't continue on with the Navy; it was perhaps the best experience in his life, and if he had stayed in, I'm sure that by now he would've made Fleet Commander, looking forward to a rather affluent retirement.

Compared with his current situation.

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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #66 on: October 06, 2010, 09:56:48 PM »
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"The nation that couldn’t be conquered by foreign enemies has been conquered by its elected officials" odawg Free Republic in reference to the GOP Elites who are no difference than the Democrats

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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #67 on: October 06, 2010, 10:23:39 PM »


 :bwah:
We won't love youall in the morning because you gave us a lousy ride.
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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #68 on: October 06, 2010, 10:27:34 PM »
:bwah:
We won't love youall in the morning because you gave us a lousy ride.
:evillaugh:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #69 on: October 06, 2010, 11:09:51 PM »
Matter of fact, I'm goin' to be pissed for such a lousy lay!
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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #70 on: October 07, 2010, 05:52:15 AM »


Hi Primitives !!!!

A great photo of patriotic Americans. 

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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #71 on: October 07, 2010, 09:23:35 AM »
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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #72 on: October 07, 2010, 11:56:36 AM »
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I just hope that elephant remembers to double up on the protection, else he might end up with some kind of icky disease.

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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #73 on: October 07, 2010, 12:48:56 PM »
:bigbird: :bigbird: :bigbird: :bigbird: :bigbird: :bigbird: :bigbird: :bigbird: :bigbird: :cheerleader: :cheerleader: :cheerleader:
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Re: Everyone wave to the DUmbasses
« Reply #74 on: October 08, 2010, 03:02:56 PM »
Polling info from the Cook Political Report:

http://www.cookpolitical.com/ratings_updates

# NEW YORK | District 25: Likely Democrat to Lean Democrat (10/08/10)

# WISCONSIN | District 8: Toss Up to Lean Republican (10/08/10)

# VIRGINIA | District 5: Toss Up to Lean Republican (10/08/10)

# TEXAS | District 17: Toss Up to Lean Republican (10/08/10)

# VIRGINIA | District 2: Toss Up to Lean Republican (10/08/10)

# PENNSYLVANIA | District 3: Toss Up to Lean Republican (10/08/10)

# OREGON | District 5: Lean Democrat to Toss Up (10/08/10)

# OHIO | District 15: Toss Up to Lean Republican (10/08/10)

# OHIO | District 13: Lean Democrat to Likely Democrat (10/08/10)

# OHIO | District 1: Toss Up to Lean Republican (10/08/10)

# NORTH CAROLINA | District 2: Likely Democrat to Lean Democrat (10/08/10)

# NEW YORK | District 23: Lean Democrat to Toss Up (10/08/10)

# NEW JERSEY | District 3: Lean Democrat to Toss Up (10/08/10)

# MISSISSIPPI | District 4: Likely Democrat to Lean Democrat (10/08/10)

# MINNESOTA | District 1: Likely Democrat to Lean Democrat (10/08/10)

# LOUISIANA | District 2: Toss Up to Lean Democrat (10/08/10)

# KENTUCKY | District 6: Lean Democrat to Toss Up (10/08/10)

# ILLINOIS | District 11: Toss Up to Lean Republican (10/08/10)

# GEORGIA | District 2: Lean Democrat to Toss Up (10/08/10)

# FLORIDA | District 24: Toss Up to Lean Republican (10/08/10)

# FLORIDA | District 8: Toss Up to Lean Republican (10/08/10)

# CONNECTICUT | District 5: Likely Democrat to Lean Democrat (10/08/10)

# COLORADO | District 4: Toss Up to Lean Republican (10/08/10)

# ARIZONA | District 8: Lean Democrat to Toss Up (10/08/10)

# ARIZONA | District 1: Toss Up to Lean Republican (10/08/10)
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