DU LAW & CRIMINAL LAW WHIZ'S-I NEED URGENT ADVICE ON A CASE! PLEASE HELP!!!

[Chris_]

http://sadtrombone.com/

[Tucker]

http://sadtrombone.com/

lol

[Karin]

I love it when the DUmmies own threads blow up in their faces.  Reminds me of that southern DUmmie, whose mother was diagnosed with Alzheimers, and the DUmmie wanted to protect her inheritance. 

As for Corey, I don't believe he even had ear surgery.  His parents don't work, or not much anyway, and he works part-time.  There would be no health insurance.  He would be bitching mightily about his $25K hospital bill.  And I don't believe for a second he's in the NG. 

He is a perfect specimen of a DUmmie, isn't he?  Wonder what he found soooo appealing about that bazillionaire John Kerry? 

[NHSparky]

Dear soleil,

NOW do you believe us when we say that those on DU who claim military service (even NG) are usually full of merde?

As a recruiter, I can tell you that they would have had VERY little sympathy for a kid with multiple underage alcohol-related offenses, and to have ANOTHER one would almost certainly ensure his discharge, assuming he wasn't lying to them as well.

But as the poet-warrior franksolich says, "DUmmies lie.  All the time, DUmmies lie."

[AllosaursRus]

Let's do some math, shall we, DUmmies?

December 1st until today--that's 23 weeks.  $850 fine divided by $10/hour, which comes out to 85 hours.

That means, DUmmies, that had your boy worked a measley 4 HOURS PER WEEK in paying off his fine, he'd have been done a couple of weeks ago.  Had he done 8 hours a week, (like say, on every Saturday), he'd have been done around the middle of February.

Now please don't tell me that the ONLY job that he could have done would have involved outside work, particularly had he had a medical reason not to.  Bottom line, he blew it off.  His "criminal justice" work is a cover to find ways to skirt the local dope laws and minimize his "lovin time" with Bubba in the state pen, which is doubtless where he's heading.

If you were so Goddammed smart, you would have realized that you were caught, should have done the time, and paid the fine without a bitch or a moan--oh, and how did you get that surgery without insurance, DUmmies?

It's called, "setting priorities."

Uh......... how the frigg do ya get caught drinkin' when you're underage, in the first place?

Are these jackanapes so stupid they don't know how to avoid the law? They never heard of keggin' in the "Daniel Boonies"? Geez, these people are stooooopid! If ya get raided, it's pretty easy to get lost quick! In all my highscrool years, I think we had the cops show up twice. The only guys busted were those that were associated with the deposit on the kegs! And everyone chipped in on the fines.

ETA: oh, the idiot got behind the wheel! I hope they crucify 'em! Blowing a .101 is drunk, DUmbass! Not just buzzed!

[BlueStateSaint]

Uh......... how the frigg do ya get caught drinkin' when you're underage, in the first place?

Are these jackanapes so stupid they don't know how to avoid the law? They never heard of keggin' in the "Daniel Boonies"? Geez, these people are stooooopid! If ya get raided, it's pretty easy to get lost quick! In all my highscrool years, I think we had the cops show up twice. The only guys busted were those that were associated with the deposit on the kegs!

ETA: oh, the idiot got behind the wheel! I hope they crucify 'em! Blowing a .101 is drunk, DUmbass! Not just buzzed!

Ya know what your problem is?

You're too subtle . . . 

[AllosaursRus]

Ya know what your problem is?

You're too subtle . . . 

Yeah, I know. I should just come to the point right away! heh!

[IassaFTots]

Uh......... how the frigg do ya get caught drinkin' when you're underage, in the first place?

Are these jackanapes so stupid they don't know how to avoid the law? They never heard of keggin' in the "Daniel Boonies"? Geez, these people are stooooopid! If ya get raided, it's pretty easy to get lost quick! In all my highscrool years, I think we had the cops show up twice. The only guys busted were those that were associated with the deposit on the kegs! And everyone chipped in on the fines.

You didn't grow up in Texas, didja?

ETA: oh, the idiot got behind the wheel! I hope they crucify 'em! Blowing a .101 is drunk, DUmbass! Not just buzzed!

Exactly!

[AllosaursRus]

You didn't grow up in Texas, didja?

Exactly!

Nope! Oregon! The Daniel Boonies were just a coupla miles up the road in those days!

[Karin]

How in the world did this thread get resurrected? 

[AllosaursRus]

How in the world did this thread get resurrected? 

Chris_ moved it. Every time a thread is put in the transporter I get an email.

[ConservativeMobster]

works for me!  I hadn't read it and it was worth the time 

[formerlurker]

I plead not guilty to the charge of Underage Consumption. I was appointed a court appointed attorney who not only myself but my family believed he was not representing in my best interest and he was a bad lawyer to me. My Lawyer and I reached a plea agreement with the prosecutor with the stipulations being 60 days in county jail with 57 of the suspended and 3 to serve. Also I was fined $850 and was given the opportunity to work off my fines through a community service program in which the stipulation was that I had 30 days from the date I was sentenced,December 1, 2009, to complete however much community service I did they would deduct $10 an hour off of my fines.

Minor caught with alcohol and there is a jail sentence for that?  are you seriously kidding me right now?

[NHSparky]

FL--he's fuller of crap than a Christmas goose.

If there were a DUI involved in it, with personal injury or property damage, I could see that--but MIP?  Not a chance.

[formerlurker]

I didn't read the rest of the thread before posting -- this guy is a major putz.   

[AllosaursRus]

I didn't read the rest of the thread before posting -- this guy is a major putz.   

Understatement of the year! He "claims" he blew a .101! That's ****in' stewed! Unless you're a hard core 30 year drinker like me! We have contests with the state troopers once a year as a "community" message, and try and drink each other under the table. Afterwards we take a breathalyzer, heh! I blew a .23 last time drinkin' shots of Red Label with a beer chaser!

[Zeus]

Understatement of the year! He "claims" he blew a .101! That's ****in' stewed! Unless you're a hard core 30 year drinker like me! We have contests with the state troopers once a year as a "community" message, and try and drink each other under the table. Afterwards we take a breathalyzer, heh! I blew a .23 last time drinkin' shots of Red Label with a beer chaser!

.101 isn't stewed. That could be as little as more than 1 drink in an hour,which isn't hard to do or unrealistic at all.

[Karin]

Yeah, that's about 2-1/2 beers in an hour, I think.  That's a pleasant buzz, not a stew. 

[djones520]

Has anyone got an account over there that can do a search on this guy?  See if he's posted anything recent about his trials and tribulations?

[AllosaursRus]

.101 isn't stewed. That could be as little as more than 1 drink in an hour,which isn't hard to do or unrealistic at all.

For a kid, that's stewed! I've seen kids blow a .06 and be fallin' down! When you're that young you have very little tolerance to alcohol.

[Godot showed up]

I'm going to put aside the fact that he's a lazy-assed, lying, drunken loser of a schmuck--that's a given. But holy crap, this isn't rocket science. The shmuck has to come up with the money and he'll be ok. That's it. I cannot believe that his family can't come up with, what, $650 now to avoid 2 months in jail? Does even one parent have a credit card? Get a cash advance.

[AllosaursRus]

I'm going to put aside the fact that he's a lazy-assed, lying, drunken loser of a schmuck--that's a given. But holy crap, this isn't rocket science. The shmuck has to come up with the money and he'll be ok. That's it. I cannot believe that his family can't come up with, what, $650 now to avoid 2 months in jail? Does even one parent have a credit card? Get a cash advance.

Don't know how his parents discipline their kids, but back in my youth, Mom would have left me in jail to rot, period! Hell, she'd have probably tried to get the judge to tack on more time, doncha know!

[delilahmused]

Nope! Oregon! The Daniel Boonies were just a coupla miles up the road in those days!

Oh lordy there were some great places like that here! Most were so far off the beaten path you could even have a band there!

Cindie

[AprilRazz]

Don't know how his parents discipline their kids, but back in my youth, Mom would have left me in jail to rot, period! Hell, she'd have probably tried to get the judge to tack on more time, doncha know!

I am guessing that mom and dad got smart and refused to pay his fine.

[NHSparky]

Yeah, that's about 2-1/2 beers in an hour, I think.  That's a pleasant buzz, not a stew. 

Buzzed or stewed, either way, he should never have been behind the wheel.