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Offline RuralNc

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AWWW.. A DUmp marriage!
« on: February 01, 2023, 04:05:58 PM »
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Getting married this afternoon.

Keeping very small and informal. UU Minister, two witnesses and then dinner at a nice restaurant.

Both of us are walking on clouds today.

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22. Our guy asked about what we wanted for Vows.

I said no Vows. My 3rd and her 4th, so we have always broke those. Wrote our own "commitments" instead as I've always been told I needed to be committed.

I have a feeling, it wont last. Lets be honest here, how desperate would you have to be, to be willing to get hitched to a DUmp Inhabitant?

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27. We are in our twilight years and

they look to be great.
She has saved my life 3 times, she's an RN and I saved her from crazy relatives by moving her out of state.

We've live together for about 5 years and those have been the best for both of us.

So.... you kidnapped and brainwashed her? Or him? Or it/that?
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Re: AWWW.. A DUmp marriage!
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2023, 04:15:35 PM »
Probably some benefits scam/sham "marriage" .
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Re: AWWW.. A DUmp marriage!
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2023, 04:54:36 PM »
Here’s a great new scam for our favorite grifter mvd. He can claim to be getting married and ask for wedding presents  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: AWWW.. A DUmp marriage!
« Reply #3 on: February 01, 2023, 05:48:17 PM »
Quote from: Old n Grumpy on February 01, 2023, 04:54:36 PM
Here’s a great new scam for our favorite grifter mvd. He can claim to be getting married and ask for wedding presents  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Holy mole-e... thats absolutely delicious.  :lmao:
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Re: AWWW.. A DUmp marriage!
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2023, 12:02:01 PM »
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Getting married this afternoon.

Keeping very small and informal. UU Minister, two witnesses and then dinner at a nice restaurant.

Both of us are walking on clouds today.
It would have been cheaper to self-medicate like the other DUmmies.  :stoner:
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Re: AWWW.. A DUmp marriage!
« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2023, 02:10:30 PM »
I wonder if this is a shotgun wedding mobile :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: AWWW.. A DUmp marriage!
« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2023, 10:44:36 PM »
Both of us are walking on clouds today.

That explains the commie balloon.
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Re: AWWW.. A DUmp marriage!
« Reply #7 on: February 03, 2023, 03:25:51 AM »
No vows... when you really want to say she doesn't matter.
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Re: AWWW.. A DUmp marriage!
« Reply #8 on: February 03, 2023, 10:28:46 AM »
Quote from: FlaGator on February 03, 2023, 03:25:51 AM
No vows... when you really want to say she doesn't matter.

He’s only in it for the coochie  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: AWWW.. A DUmp marriage!
« Reply #9 on: February 03, 2023, 10:31:36 AM »
Quote from: Old n Grumpy on February 03, 2023, 10:28:46 AM
He’s only in it for the coochie  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

The he*l with the coochie. Before I contemplate marrying, or dating, I first want to see an unedited photo of her medicine cabinet.

Once I see that, I'll decide if the coochie is worth the effort, considering the medications.
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Re: AWWW.. A DUmp marriage!
« Reply #10 on: February 03, 2023, 12:39:14 PM »
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22. Our guy asked about what we wanted for Vows.

I said no Vows. My 3rd and her 4th, so we have always broke those. Wrote our own "commitments" instead as I've always been told I needed to be committed.

Over/under on how long this lasts (if it is even real 50-50 at best) is 7 months.
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Re: AWWW.. A DUmp marriage!
« Reply #11 on: February 03, 2023, 12:47:53 PM »
Quote from: jukin on February 03, 2023, 12:39:14 PM
Over/under on how long this lasts (if it is even real 50-50 at best) is 7 months.

Considering they're both at least 3-time losers, 7-months seems a bit of a stretch to me.
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