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Deli bouncy - lots of nitrites and fillers in this one
« on: January 17, 2023, 10:58:29 AM »
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There's an elderly woman I know

That works an area deli I go to often for fresh meats and she seemed nice enough. She would wait on me and we would make small talk as she got my order ready. The woman is 80 years old, a diabetic and uses a wheelchair going in and out of the store so naturally, I was concerned about her. So I asked her the other day why she was still working at her age and the medical conditions she suffers from and I was taken aback by her reply.

She smiled and said in a low voice, "It's those god damned liberals and the shit they do to hurt people like me!" I put my head down while shaking it and she says, "Oh, you're one of THEM!" I raised my head back up, smiled and said "You're god damn right I am! But hey, if you are fine with a party that does not support equal pay for women, could care less what you have to pay for your insulin and have a general disdain for the elderly and disabled, good luck to you."

Her face turned pale as she handed me my order and wished me a good day. I told her not to worry, I will find someone else to wait on me the next time or shop another store.

It's stuff like this that concerns me for 2024


Lots of things actually occur - this is not among them.

Yeah, all deli counters have octogenarians behind the counter, who need wheelchairs.

The DUmmies think this story is pure mortadella; we all know it's pure baloney.

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Re: Deli bouncy - lots of nitrites and fillers in this one
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2023, 11:18:32 AM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on January 17, 2023, 10:58:29 AM

Lots of things actually occur - this is not among them.

Yeah, all deli counters have octogenarians behind the counter, who need wheelchairs.

The DUmmies think this story is pure mortadella; we all know it's pure baloney.

I'll take "things that didn't happen but are posted for DU cred" for $500, Alex...
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Re: Deli bouncy - lots of nitrites and fillers in this one
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2023, 11:35:56 AM »
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10. Instead of . . .

. . . finding someone else to wait on you, why not try:
-- stay with her and give her a tip -- put the tip in her hands
-- ask if there is anything you can do to help her -- how does she shop for groceries? Need transport to medical appointments? Need any help with daily activities?

Look at this newbie. Hasnt been radicalized by the Islands Inhabitants. Yet.  :p
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Re: Deli bouncy - lots of nitrites and fillers in this one
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2023, 11:39:55 AM »
Was waiting for the "and a cop jumped out from behind the mozzarella and Swiss cheese".
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Re: Deli bouncy - lots of nitrites and fillers in this one
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2023, 12:00:46 PM »
If you're in a wheelchair, how do you do the deli counter job?  It's not possible.

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25. Well I have tipped her

and helped her to her car a few times as I was coming and she was going. I did not think to offer other ways to help

 :lmao:

No, you didn't. 
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Re: Deli bouncy - lots of nitrites and fillers in this one
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2023, 12:21:53 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on January 17, 2023, 10:58:29 AM

Lots of things actually occur - this is not among them.

Yeah, all deli counters have octogenarians behind the counter, who need wheelchairs.

The DUmmies think this story is pure mortadella; we all know it's pure baloney.


It is stuff no one would ever put into baloney, calling it baloney gives it some value.
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Re: Deli bouncy - lots of nitrites and fillers in this one
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2023, 12:50:09 PM »
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The DUmmies think this story is pure mortadella; we all know it's pure baloney.

It’s more like pure bull shit  :thatsright:

I guess the dummies don’t know that Trump tried to lower drug costs but the lousy dimocrats fought him on it like every thing he tried to do for us.

The old lady should have thrown a meat cleaver at him  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
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Re: Deli bouncy - lots of nitrites and fillers in this one
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2023, 01:13:08 PM »
Quote from: Old n Grumpy on January 17, 2023, 12:50:09 PM
It’s more like pure bull shit  :thatsright:

I guess the dummies don’t know that Trump tried to lower drug costs but the lousy dimocrats fought him on it like every thing he tried to do for us.

The old lady should have thrown a meat cleaver at him  :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I would not doubt for a second that nightwing1240 claiming PTSD and SSDI parked in the handicapped spot causing the 80yo deli worker to trek across the parking lot so she could get to work and support nightwing.
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Re: Deli bouncy - lots of nitrites and fillers in this one
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2023, 02:29:59 PM »
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"You're god damn right I am! But hey, if you are fine with a party that does not support equal pay for women, could care less what you have to pay for your insulin and have a general disdain for the elderly and disabled, good luck to you."

To me, this is a clue that this is either made up, or a case of esprit de l'escalier. People do not rattle of a rote-learned list of talking points on the spot, unless they rehearse in front of a mirror every day.
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Re: Deli bouncy - lots of nitrites and fillers in this one
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2023, 03:49:30 PM »
So
I went to the deli to get 6 slices of bologna and the 95 year old paraplegic lady with no feet one arm and diabetes who was also blind in one eye picked me out as a dummy rat
You can imagine the conversation that ensued………..
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Re: Deli bouncy - lots of nitrites and fillers in this one
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2023, 04:01:37 PM »
Quote from: ADsOutburst on January 17, 2023, 02:29:59 PM
To me, this is a clue that this is either made up, or a case of esprit de l'escalier. People do not rattle of a rote-learned list of talking points on the spot, unless they rehearse in front of a mirror every day.


     More like esprit de sous-sol de la mere. Bouncies like this one are what happens when DUmmies get their mitts on West Wing reruns. Every situation in their life is a scene, they're the main character, and they are full of arch dialogue and peppy comebacks for any situation. In reality, they have nothing, and every situation pisses them off, and they leave whatever place they're at to go sit in their Prius and cry.
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Re: Deli bouncy - lots of nitrites and fillers in this one
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2023, 05:25:06 PM »
Quote from: ADsOutburst on January 17, 2023, 02:29:59 PM
To me, this is a clue that this is either made up, or a case of esprit de l'escalier. People do not rattle of a rote-learned list of talking points on the spot, unless they rehearse in front of a mirror every day.

Were talk'n about the Inhabitants of the DUMp. Im pretty sure a few of them do that exact thing.  :-)
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Re: Deli bouncy - lots of nitrites and fillers in this one
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2023, 05:35:37 PM »
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There's an elderly woman I know

That works an area deli I go to often for fresh meats and she seemed nice enough. She would wait on me and we would make small talk as she got my order ready. The woman is 80 years old, a diabetic and uses a wheelchair going in and out of the store so naturally, I was concerned about her. So I asked her the other day why she was still working at her age and the medical conditions she suffers from and I was taken aback by her reply.

She smiled and said in a low voice, "It's those god damned liberals and the shit they do to hurt people like me!" I put my head down while shaking it and she says, "Oh, you're one of THEM!" I raised my head back up, smiled and said "You're god damn right I am! But hey, if you are fine with a party that does not support equal pay for women, could care less what you have to pay for your insulin and have a general disdain for the elderly and disabled, good luck to you."

Her face turned pale as she handed me my order and wished me a good day. I told her not to worry, I will find someone else to wait on me the next time or shop another store.

I MADE UP A PIE CHART FOR THIS:

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Re: Deli bouncy - lots of nitrites and fillers in this one
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2023, 07:38:36 PM »
For sake of discussion, lets assume for a minute that the OP on DU isn't a bouncy...

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But hey, if you are fine with a party that does not support equal pay for women, could care less what you have to pay for your insulin and have a general disdain for the elderly and disabled, good luck to you."


Before you can support equal pay for women, you'd have to acknowledge the existence of women. that means defining them, as to what they are and what they aren't. Now, this DUmmy, and the people he votes for, and the people they appoint, can not or will not do so.

You can't believably claim to care about that which you can not or will not define.

As to the elderly and disabled, it was almost exclusively democrats that sent the elderly off to death camps nursing homes to infect or be infected by other elderly people and healthcare workers, and die alone without the presence of family, and locked down the survivors and kept them away from family even longer.


If indeed it isn't a bouncy, the dear lady in the wheelchair is much better off without this ignorant piece of shit darkening her deli.
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