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The "Hairy Eye Ball" Bouncy
« on: January 11, 2023, 11:16:48 AM »
This bouncy covers the spectrum of projection by the DUmpasses, and democrats in general.
But we all know that vile MAGA's are roaming parking lots and staring people down in hopes of invoking a violent encounter, right?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217550000

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Having stickers (political or otherwise) on your vehicle.
It's everyone's right to have stickers on their vehicles, considering that we have freedom of speech in this country. But I guess that also means that we have to accept/anticipate potential reactions to those stickers.

I went to A LOT of Grateful Dead shows when in my 20's and 30's. I usually had one, or two at the max, small unobtrusive Grateful Dead stickers on the lower corners of my back window. I'm in New York State. I drove all over to see the shows. Michigan, Kentucky, Virginia. Maine, Pennsylvania...all over.

I removed my stickers when I realized I was getting unwanted attention from law enforcement for absolutely no reason. I would get cop cars tailing me for miles, and I got pulled over a few times and harassed for no reason, and never got a ticket or a warning. I finally realized it was because of my out of state plates, as well as the Dead stickers, so I removed the stickers, and the harassment went away. Fans used to call it "touring stealth".

This morning I had a doctor's appointment. Doctor is located at a large local hospital. As I was walking away from the hospital back to my car, I noticed this guy (white guy, 40's) who had just exited his truck, which he parked all ****ed up-like diagonally in a parking space. I was a bit too far away to hear what was being said, but he was having a discussion with another guy (black guy, masked and in scrubs, walking toward the hospital, probably either a doctor or a nurse). Their discussion did not appear to be a friendly one.

The hospital employee walked away, and I kept walking toward the truck guy. As I got closer to him, I was trying not to look at him, but he was freaking staring at me and scowling. He was giving me the hairy eye ball...I could see him through my peripheral vision. so, I gave him the hairy eyeball back for about 10 seconds. The look on this guy's face...he was itching for a fight with ANYBODY.

After the stare down, I just broke out laughing and walked away while he continued to scowl at me.

Below is a picture of his truck. When I got to my car, I swung back around and snapped this pic, because he had since headed into the hospital.

I'm thinking on the way home...what in God's name would process a 40 to 50 year old man to put this shit on his personal vehicle? Wouldn't it just be easier to buy a rattle can of red Rustoleum spray paint and paint "I'M A HORRIBLE ASSHOLE" on the side of your truck?

I don't get it. I really don't understand this shit. As an aside, I'm relatively close to the PA border, so it's not unusual to see PA plates in my town.

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3. That window is just begging to feel the business end of a hammer.

ME? Oh no. Of course not.

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12. Bricks are good...

These macho meatheads just have to toss their weight around, crash into, and bully other people to prove bona fides of hyper masculinity.

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21. Their obsession with JFK is ****ing weird!

wait, what?

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17. We ain't seen nothing yet.

Just wait until the Fascists come to the full realization that the Nazi jamboree has been fully rejected. And society intends to move beyond their hatred, meanness, and narrow minded thinking laced with violence.

Do you think ANY of them see it?

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Re: The "Hairy Eye Ball" Bouncy
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2023, 11:31:31 AM »
...Do you think ANY of them see it?

The whole of Skinner's Island of the Damned couldn't acquire a clue if they were to strip nekkid and smear themselves head to foot in clue musk, then perfectly replicate the clue mating dance in a secluded field full of horny clues at the peak of clue mating season.

It's not even close...
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Re: The "Hairy Eye Ball" Bouncy
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2023, 11:32:26 AM »
Here is what actually happened: the DUmmy saw the truck parked somewhere, got all butthurt about the stickers, took a couple of pics, and derived the "story" using repeated samples from their own rectum.

I will grant the DUmmy one SMALL thing: at least there was SOME sort of visual evidence, although it's definitely not connected to the bullshit scenario s/h/it concocted.

As for the desires to see someone destroy the truck windows? Fancy talk, coming from people who whine about fascism when the wind blows down their Sanders yard signs.
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Re: The "Hairy Eye Ball" Bouncy
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2023, 11:53:42 AM »
This bouncy covers the spectrum of projection by the DUmpasses, and democrats in general.
But we all know that vile MAGA's are roaming parking lots and staring people down in hopes of invoking a violent encounter, right?

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100217550000

wait, what?

Do you think ANY of them see it?

I have an '05 F350 V8 Turbo-diesel that looks new, runs like new, rides like new and there is no way in he*l I'd ever put a Trump or F*ck Biden sticker on it.

It seems the peaceful, loving, tolerant left would love to key it or worse. So no, no indication anywhere on my truck of who I support or oppose.
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Because only the left goes searching for that which is not there in a desperate attempt to be offended about something.

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Re: The "Hairy Eye Ball" Bouncy
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2023, 12:31:52 PM »
The cops were probably tailing him because he was stoned and driving erratically lol
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Re: The "Hairy Eye Ball" Bouncy
« Reply #5 on: January 11, 2023, 12:54:32 PM »
I have an '05 F350 V8 Turbo-diesel that looks new, runs like new, rides like new and there is no way in he*l I'd ever put a Trump or F*ck Biden sticker on it.

It seems the peaceful, loving, tolerant left would love to key it or worse. So no, no indication anywhere on my truck of who I support or oppose.


The DUmmies would beg to differ with you.  Now had you said you have an '05 F350 HYBRID' ... you might skate.  They don't know shit about cars.

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Re: The "Hairy Eye Ball" Bouncy
« Reply #6 on: January 11, 2023, 12:56:56 PM »
Here is what actually happened: the DUmmy saw the truck parked somewhere, got all butthurt about the stickers, took a couple of pics, and derived the "story" using repeated samples from their own rectum.

I will grant the DUmmy one SMALL thing: at least there was SOME sort of visual evidence, although it's definitely not connected to the bullshit scenario s/h/it concocted.

As for the desires to see someone destroy the truck windows? Fancy talk, coming from people who whine about fascism when the wind blows down their Sanders yard signs.


You know, I looked at that picture pretty good and for the life of me it looks to me like that truck is parked straight on to the car in front of it and the reflection of the car on the side seems to be pretty even as well. 

Maybe it's just me, but I think the whole 'parked at an angle across 2 spots' shit is a provable lie.

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Re: The "Hairy Eye Ball" Bouncy
« Reply #7 on: January 11, 2023, 12:58:56 PM »
I have an '05 F350 V8 Turbo-diesel that looks new, runs like new, rides like new and there is no way in he*l I'd ever put a Trump or F*ck Biden sticker on it.

It seems the peaceful, loving, tolerant left would love to key it or worse. So no, no indication anywhere on my truck of who I support or oppose.


     Roger this. I have a large pickup that has a bumper sticker which offers vague guidance as to what I do for a living, and which is inoffensive.

     I have noticed that anti-Biden folks tend to have single stickers, but large ones, whereas anti-Trump folks devote their entire car to their lunatic beliefs.
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Re: The "Hairy Eye Ball" Bouncy
« Reply #8 on: January 11, 2023, 01:33:22 PM »
The thread title made me think of a random Japanese monster (Shirime if you want to look it up) that has an eyeball in it's butt and scares people with it.....

Which is a more believable story than LuckyCharm's bouncy. 
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Re: The "Hairy Eye Ball" Bouncy
« Reply #9 on: January 11, 2023, 02:05:26 PM »
$10 says that Charms there has a *****Hat sticker on its vehicle.  :naughty:

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Re: The "Hairy Eye Ball" Bouncy
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2023, 02:40:40 PM »
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As I was walking away from the hospital back to my car, I noticed this guy (white guy, 40's) who had just exited his truck, which he parked all ****ed up-like diagonally in a parking space. I was a bit too far away to hear what was being said, but he was having a discussion with another guy (black guy, masked and in scrubs, walking toward the hospital, probably either a doctor or a nurse). Their discussion did not appear to be a friendly one.

lol, cool story, bro.
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Re: The "Hairy Eye Ball" Bouncy
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2023, 02:49:11 PM »

The DUmmies would beg to differ with you.  Now had you said you have an '05 F350 HYBRID' ... you might skate.  They don't know shit about cars.

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It's a 6.0L and when I fire it up, it's freakin LOUD (which I love about it)...The last diesel engine installed that actually sounds like a diesel..
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Re: The "Hairy Eye Ball" Bouncy
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2023, 03:12:59 PM »
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This morning I had a doctor's appointment. Doctor is located at a large local hospital. As I was walking away from the hospital back to my car, I noticed this guy (white guy, 40's) who had just exited his truck, which he parked all ****ed up-like diagonally in a parking space. I was a bit too far away to hear what was being said, but he was having a discussion with another guy (black guy, masked and in scrubs, walking toward the hospital, probably either a doctor or a nurse).

And race had what exactly to do with this other than inventing a bouncy tale? Am a little surprised there wasn't a cop who jumped out from behind his Ford Explorer.

An additional disappointment with this bouncy story: The truck in question didn't have "truck nuts". That was normally included in DUmmy tales of yore.
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Re: The "Hairy Eye Ball" Bouncy
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2023, 03:14:23 PM »
And race had what exactly to do with this other than inventing a bouncy tale? Am a little surprised there wasn't a cop who jumped out from behind his Ford Explorer.

An additional disappointment with this bouncy story: The truck in question didn't have "truck nuts". That was normally included in DUmmy tales of yore.


And don't forget either Confederate flag stickers or the actual flag!

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Re: The "Hairy Eye Ball" Bouncy
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2023, 03:58:26 PM »

And don't forget either Confederate flag stickers or the actual flag!

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Re: The "Hairy Eye Ball" Bouncy
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2023, 04:30:36 PM »
Plus a gun rack!

Its needs a vanity plate on the front that says "I hunt white-tail all year long". :naughty:

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« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2023, 06:26:57 PM »
Messing with a mans wheels is a good way to find yourself up to your knees in ground and bleeding badly before losing consciousness.
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Re: The "Hairy Eye Ball" Bouncy
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2023, 08:01:01 PM »
Messing with a mans wheels is a good way to find yourself up to your knees in ground and bleeding badly before losing consciousness.

There are things you just... don't do.

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Re: The "Hairy Eye Ball" Bouncy
« Reply #18 on: January 12, 2023, 12:28:49 PM »
Its needs a vanity plate on the front that says "I hunt white-tail all year long". :naughty:
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Re: The "Hairy Eye Ball" Bouncy
« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2023, 10:24:43 AM »
Only sticker on my truck is an NRA one. I wanted to put a "GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE. i KILL PEOPLE" sticker on but Mrs. Jukin vetoed that.

Also reverse everything but the tuck part and that bouncy is an autobiography of the DUchebag DUnatic DUmmy.
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Re: The "Hairy Eye Ball" Bouncy
« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2023, 03:17:34 PM »
Anywhere and everywhere in the USA, even in the reddest of red areas, a car with conservative stickers such as pro-Trump or NRA is all but guaranteed to be defaced and/or damaged.  Not so for libtard-adorned vehicles.

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