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  • (D)Ummie nightmare.

Bless her heart. Does she use the toaster to make grilled cheese?  Reheat pizza?

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Not that I'm aware of, but it would not surprise me if she had.


We are not on speaking terms with her or her adopted insane leftist family any longer.
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OK is time to put aside how to and how not to, make grilled cheese  sandwiches.  :-)

Is worth going one step further on the grilled cheese, and make a MONTE CRISCO sandwich instead.

There are so many recipes out there to choose from if you look them up & have the ingredients on hand ...

Even tastes good if all you do is first dip the sandwhich in the beaten egg and then fry it slowly in butter!

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ETA ... Then of course you can put your fave sauce on it, and eat it with a knife and fork!
« Last Edit: January 15, 2023, 11:33:24 AM by ABC-2 »
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Then my wife showed up. I explained to them about the defective plastic spatula but for whatever reason they seem to somehow think all this was my fault.

That reminded me of the scene from the movie The Jerk where Steve Martin thinks that the oil cans are defective.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcwz8-EfFYE
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Is worth going one step further on the grilled cheese, and make a MONTE CRISCO sandwich instead.

Look...I get that you're writing on a thread about sandwiches. But we both know you've found my old gay porn movies somewhere on the internet, and you're mocking me by using my porn name. OK, I will own it: my porn name was Monte Crisco. I left that lifestyle back in 1998. Please let me live in peace now.
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a certain percentage of DU is depressed and has other mental issues.

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     That is some hi-falutin' chefwork there, my friend. I approve, but it just isn't the same as the poor man's version of my youth, which might occasionally come with a slice of fried bologna inside.

Ah yes fried baloney and grilled cheese, an epicurean delight!!!

The only thing that comes close is the $1.50 hotdog and drink at Costco!
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Look...I get that you're writing on a thread about sandwiches. But we both know you've found my old gay porn movies somewhere on the internet, and you're mocking me by using my porn name. OK, I will own it: my porn name was Monte Crisco. I left that lifestyle back in 1998. Please let me live in peace now.

Oh Mercy!   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I meant to write MONTE CRISTO!!!

Have no fear, Ha! Ha! your secret is safe with me!   :rotf:

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I've got $!) to put down that the DUmbass DUmmy didn't take the skin (plastic wrapper) off of his cheese.
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