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Star Member cyclonefence (3,810 posts)The most bizarre thinghappened last night while I was posting to DU. Our TV turned itself on--my husband had gone to bed 20 minutes earlier, and the cat was with him--and what was on was totally hard-core porn. I mean, everything. In the corner of the screen it said "for coyotes only" or it might have been "cougars" but these ladies were too young to be cougars.I ran upstairs to tell my husband, and he said "just turn it off" and went back to sleep.I tried to check the screen that tells you what channel you're watching, but that screen wouldn't come up--just more ****ing and sucking. I tried pushing the "record" button but that didn't work, either.We don't subscribe to any porn channels (that I know of!), and besides, if we did, it would show on the menu screen, right?A wonderful Christmas present, I guess.
Star Member cyclonefence (3,810 posts)7. It was streamed or something from my husband's phoneand I asked him how much it costs (it's premium stuff, believe me), and he said it was free! Damn. Back in the days when I was interested in porn, the actresses always kept their brassieres on. But then, I'm old as dirt.God bless him, I say. Keeps him off my back. As it were.
So you guys watch porn...who cares?The plot thickens: Maybe if you serviced your husband instead of DUmmies on the internet, he wouldn't be secretly spanking it to weird porn.
4. What channel is it?Do I gotta pay for it?Reply to this postBack to top Alert abuse Link here PermalinkResponse to 3Hotdogs (Reply #4)Wed Dec 28, 2022, 09:02 AMTetrachloride (4,738 posts) 5. The English ChannelReply to this postBack
cyclonefence (3,814 posts) 7. ....Back in the days when I was interested in porn, the actresses always kept their brassieres on...
"cyclonefence"Someones got herself a big brown beaver.I would be unsurprised if the primitives name in RL was Wynona.(Primus reference, for those who may not get the reference)
Somehow I missed that whole thing when it first came out. The joy I had sharing it with my teenager later in life was limitless however
The video is even pretty funny, though a little strange:https://youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg