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Offline Eupher

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Deep Thoughts About Pigs and Sheep
« on: October 22, 2022, 09:29:24 AM »
From the new Babylon Bee social media platform "Not the Bee" ---

• Do you think sheep know when you’re pulling the wool over their eyes?

• Does the person who inventories sheep often fall asleep on the job?

• If you can’t make a silk purse from a sow’s ear, what can you make with it?

• What do pigs say when they don’t want to do something? Would it be, “Yeah, when humans fly?”

• What do sheep count when they can’t get to sleep?

• Why do we call them Guinea pigs when they’re neither from Guinea nor are they pigs?

• Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

• Why is it that the first thing we try to do after killing a pig is to cure it?

• Would a small pig be called a hamlet?

• If we make sweaters out of a sheep’s hair, what do sheep use to make sweaters?
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Re: Deep Thoughts About Pigs and Sheep
« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2022, 10:10:05 AM »
From the new Babylon Bee social media platform "Not the Bee" ---

• Do you think sheep know when you’re pulling the wool over their eyes?

<snip> <snip> <snippety snip>   :-)

• Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?


Funny catch, Mr. E ... :clap:  :clap:

But in reality,  I don't ever have  "Deep thoughts"  about pigs, nor sheep. I don't, I don't.   :-)

However,  the question "Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?"  made me laugh out loud ...

'Cause I know for sure not to wash anything made of wool, and prefer to send it to the dry cleaners!

Thanks for my morning laugh! :hi5:
 
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Re: Deep Thoughts About Pigs and Sheep
« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2022, 10:49:00 AM »
Funny catch, Mr. E ... :clap:  :clap:

But in reality,  I don't ever have  "Deep thoughts"  about pigs, nor sheep. I don't, I don't.   :-)

However,  the question "Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?"  made me laugh out loud ...

'Cause I know for sure not to wash anything made of wool, and prefer to send it to the dry cleaners!

Thanks for my morning laugh! :hi5:

My pleasure, darlin'!  :-)
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Re: Deep Thoughts About Pigs and Sheep
« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2022, 07:26:52 PM »
My pleasure, darlin'!  :-)

Thanks Euph!

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Re: Deep Thoughts About Pigs and Sheep
« Reply #4 on: October 22, 2022, 08:47:47 PM »
Funny catch, Mr. E ... :clap:  :clap:

But in reality,  I don't ever have  "Deep thoughts"  about pigs, nor sheep. I don't, I don't.   :-)

However,  the question "Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?"  made me laugh out loud ...

'Cause I know for sure not to wash anything made of wool, and prefer to send it to the dry cleaners!

Thanks for my morning laugh! :hi5:

Clearly you haaaave to send the sheep to the dry cleaners!
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Re: Deep Thoughts About Pigs and Sheep
« Reply #5 on: October 22, 2022, 09:13:34 PM »
Clearly you haaaave to send the sheep to the dry cleaners!

Ha! Ha!  Clever!  :lmao:  :lmao: :lmao:

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