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Title: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Revolution on May 13, 2012, 01:05:16 PM
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Scuba (16,842 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

Should women in the United States be allowed to go topless in public like men do?

149 votes, 2 passes | Time left: Unlimited

Yes 123 (83%)

Yes, but only at the beaches, lakes, and swimming pools where swimsuits are normally worn 10 (7%)

No 15 (10%)

Maybe 1 (1%)

2 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.

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treestar(32,577 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

3. I said yes

Though I would be very uncomfortable doing it, or even seeing it, due to conditioning.
 
But women deserve equality with men.


An honest DUmmy. A once in a lifetime.

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Deep13(35,201 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

7. Allowed? Yes. Advisable? Probably not most of the time.

This is the same concern I have with Muslim "modesty" for women's clothing. If a woman truly WANTS to cover from head to foot in cloth, that is her prerogative. If she is required to wear it, either because of the law or social coercion, then it is oppressive.

SHHHHHHHHHHHH! How dsare you tell the truth!

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NickB79(7,688 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

29. Agreed. There are far too many men that should NOT go topless in this country. nt

Yeah, and most of them are on your forum. God knows nobody needs to see Omaha Steve lumbering around shitless. His flabby tits swaying in the wind...
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: franksolich on May 13, 2012, 01:18:39 PM
If the primitives--female and male, both--ever went around topless, there'd be a mad run on barf bags, and food consumption in this country would plummet
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: AprilRazz on May 13, 2012, 01:30:37 PM
Sorry DUmmies, I really don't want to see this down at my local beach.

WARNING! Do not click This link if you have eaten anytime within the last 4 hours, have sharp objects handy to stab your eyes out, or if you are at work. It does contain nude people that are supposedly female. (http://www.zombietime.com/breasts_not_bombs/)
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Revolution on May 13, 2012, 01:32:11 PM
I'd sure have to stock up on the bags. On the other hand. They wouldn't just be the brown paper ones anymore. They'd have a whole new market on barf bags. A blooming industry. They'd start making different ones for different genres. Hipster barf bags, trendy barf bags, other themed barf bags, etc.

Oh, and may you never, ever see Omaha Steve walking around half naked ever. For if you do, I fear you will be without as much sight as even I have.

www.electstevedawes.com
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Tess Anderson on May 13, 2012, 01:53:31 PM
Omaha Steve has man boobs. A topless Nadin would be just as bad. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: obumazombie on May 13, 2012, 02:18:26 PM
Only the ones who have trouble fitting into their clothes are interested in taking them off in public.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Airwolf on May 13, 2012, 02:20:52 PM
When I was in Italy it was pretty commom for them to go topless or nude on the beaches. It really didn't improve things and it didn't make it worse to see it but there were a few that shouldn't have been let out in piblic like that.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Mr Mannn on May 13, 2012, 02:30:30 PM
One of the inconvenient truths of life:
Those most likely to get naked in public are always those who never should.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Chris_ on May 13, 2012, 02:32:49 PM
The last time I was at a nude/topless beach in Europe, I was pleasantly surprised.  I don't think this would ever fly in the US.  The first rape/assault that happens, and the ones advocating for this will quietly disappear.

I think Scuba just wants to oogle titties for free.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: BlueStateSaint on May 13, 2012, 02:48:46 PM
One of the inconvenient truths of life:
Those most likely to get naked in public are always those who never should.

And the corrolary:

Those that you wish would get naked in public, never do. :bawl: :tongue:
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 13, 2012, 03:08:23 PM
I would of course be opposed, as would the vast majority of decent and civilized people.

The only point in its favor is that it would piss off the muzzies.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 13, 2012, 03:25:17 PM
NO!

If I have to see DUmp women topless... god, no!  Just no.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Revolution on May 13, 2012, 04:07:23 PM
That's why I propose a law that only decent looking woman may do this. You, Shade, BEG, BG, and most of the other women on this forum: Care to volunteer? :fuelfire:

One of the inconvenient truths of life:
Those most likely to get naked in public are always those who never should.

On really hot days, I have been known to take off my shirt going to my local convenience store. Of course, 1. I look pretty damn good, and a buff/muscular. 2. I put the thing back on before entering the store.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Ballygrl on May 13, 2012, 04:26:00 PM
Heck no!
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 13, 2012, 04:27:46 PM
Seeing a woman on the beach that looks like she's carring two walnuts in a pair of panty hose has got to be a real turn on.................NOT.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Tucker on May 13, 2012, 04:29:25 PM
More than anything else, liberal women should be forced to wear bras.

When they wear T-shirts without a bra, their boobs still peek out of the bottom.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Revolution on May 13, 2012, 04:30:40 PM
Heck no!

:(
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 13, 2012, 04:31:21 PM
DUmmy stevenumbers gets all excited at the thought of a topless nadin.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Revolution on May 13, 2012, 04:32:42 PM
DUmmy stevenumbers gets all excited at the thought of a topless nadin.

:siren: :siren: :siren: :siren:

Need a bucket STAT!
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: DumbAss Tanker on May 13, 2012, 08:37:09 PM
Omaha Steve has man boobs. A topless Nadin would be just as bad. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Probably couldn't tell her from a short fat stringy-haired unwashed male gamer geek.  Not that one of them should be seen topless, either.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Vagabond on May 13, 2012, 08:56:23 PM
Uhm, if there was a ten topless women on 15th street and ten topless men on 16th street, assuming average to above average attractiveness, which street will soon have a traffic jam?
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: seahorse513 on May 13, 2012, 09:07:23 PM
Sorry DUmmies, I really don't want to see this down at my local beach.

WARNING! Do not click This link if you have eaten anytime within the last 4 hours, have sharp objects handy to stab your eyes out, or if you are at work. It does contain nude people that are supposedly female. (http://www.zombietime.com/breasts_not_bombs/)
OH MY GOD!!!! That was scarey to look at, dang, some of those woman had boobs hanging down their stomaches!! GROSS!!!!
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 13, 2012, 09:10:21 PM
I was looking at some nice boobs yesterday. It took everything I could not to go after them. They were nice. I could tell that the girl liked showing them off. She was wearing a loose shirt with a lot of her cleavage showing. She wasn't wearing a braw under her shirt. They are large and full.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: JakeStyle on May 13, 2012, 09:12:11 PM
Only the ones who have trouble fitting into their clothes are interested in taking them off in public.

It sure seems that way.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 13, 2012, 09:52:30 PM
I was looking at some nice boobs yesterday. It took everything I could not to go after them. They were nice. I could tell that the girl liked showing them off. She was wearing a loose shirt with a lot of her cleavage showing. She wasn't wearing a braw under her shirt. They are large and full.  :naughty:

I don't wear braws either.  Not sure many ladies do.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 13, 2012, 09:54:08 PM
I don't wear braws either.  Not sure many ladies do.

Awesome!  :naughty:
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: obumazombie on May 13, 2012, 09:56:31 PM
Awesome!  :naughty:
She didn't mean it that way, I think.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 13, 2012, 09:59:19 PM
She didn't mean it that way, I think.

lol. Probably not   :thatsright:
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 13, 2012, 10:04:04 PM
Personally I don't care. I damn sure ain't nothin to look at, but when I get hot... the shirt comes off.


Having said that... I'm an ass man myself.  :-)
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 13, 2012, 10:09:24 PM

Having said that... I'm an ass man myself.  :-)

Oh yeah, If you want to see some nice ones, go to your local gym. I go just look at the ladies. Some of them pretty hot.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: obumazombie on May 13, 2012, 10:10:14 PM
Personally I don't care. I damn sure ain't nothin to look at, but when I get hot... the shirt comes off.


Having said that... I'm an ass man myself.  :-)
Proctologist ? Amateur or Pro ?
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 13, 2012, 10:11:45 PM
Proctologist ? Amateur or Pro ?

 :rotf: ^5
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Doubleplusungood on May 13, 2012, 10:12:16 PM
Personally I don't care. I damn sure ain't nothin to look at, but when I get hot... the shirt comes off.


Having said that... I'm an ass man myself.  :-)

(http://ts3.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=4524284775759890&id=287c54d2b019082ee9370c162e91fcbc&url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.chevroletpedia.org%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2f2008%2f02%2fseinfeld2.jpg)
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Celtic Rose on May 13, 2012, 10:51:21 PM
I'm trying to imagine how painful that sunburn would be...  :o
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: diesel driver on May 14, 2012, 05:01:58 AM
OH MY GOD!!!! That was scarey to look at, dang, some of those woman had boobs hanging down their stomaches!! GROSS!!!!

Those were WOMEN?????   :puke:

Most look like their 38D's turned into 48 LONG's.    :lmao:
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Tucker on May 14, 2012, 05:35:00 AM
Those were WOMEN?????   :puke:

Most look like their 38D's turned into 48 LONG's.    :lmao:

They all are current and up to date, dues paying members of NOW.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: AprilRazz on May 14, 2012, 05:56:17 AM
Those were WOMEN?????   :puke:

Most look like their 38D's turned into 48 LONG's.    :lmao:
The question is still out on the one with the beard. Those guys at zombietime sure do have strong stomachs. Hell I am a nurse and I don't think I could take that for long. :bolt:
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Revolution on May 14, 2012, 06:30:38 AM
I don't wear braws either.  Not sure many ladies do.

How about bras? :-)
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Gina on May 14, 2012, 06:43:44 AM
Oh yeah, If you want to see some nice ones, go to your local gym. I go just look at the ladies. Some of them pretty hot.

YOU  are the reason I go at 3am in the morning to the gym.  Nothing like being on a stairmaster and feeling eyes on your ass. :mad:
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 14, 2012, 07:07:54 AM
How about bras? :-)

DUH!  :thatsright: If I could BS myself I would. Grrr....
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 14, 2012, 07:09:32 AM
YOU  are the reason I go at 3am in the morning to the gym.  Nothing like being on a stairmaster and feeling eyes on your ass. :mad:

 :rotf: I'm not one of those creepy ones to approach every woman I see. I go in, do my workout, and get. There are some nice looking girls there. You can't help but notice that.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: hillneck on May 14, 2012, 07:16:22 AM
DUmmy stevenumbers gets all excited at the thought of a topless nadin.

Now that is just plain NASTY.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: JohnnyReb on May 14, 2012, 07:21:10 AM
Now that is just plain NASTY.

Steve has a thing for nasty.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: vesta111 on May 14, 2012, 07:29:09 AM
YOU  are the reason I go at 3am in the morning to the gym.  Nothing like being on a stairmaster and feeling eyes on your ass. :mad:

Any men that go to a gym at 3 am to look at T&A has to be over the age of 70.   Forget it Gina, if that is the only way they can get off then have Mercy on them, you are the Mother Teresa of the old farts.   When you feel ancient eyes on your butt, give an extra wiggle, consider it a Charity wiggle, long as they don't follow you out to the parking lot. [Who knows one of he old farts may just include you in their will ]

A long standing Bitch I have with the Males that find nothing wrong with bouncing about in public with a tee shirt with more hair under their arms then on there heads.       Damn they could braid it or something.

Men at the beach with those fish belly white chests and big man boobs that complain about the young men and woman wearing thongs.    Reason I do not pay to eat outside on the beach decks,  puts me right off my feed, I would starve to death in San Francisco.


Doesn't bother me one bit if woman want to go topless as the males can do.  However when the woman want to go bottom less as it appears some cities allow the men to do, then I have a problem.  SANATION for one.    No one wants to see a server put their thumb in their soup,  much less a sagging tit.

At a bottom less resturant I do not want to see a tall male server roll out a cart of deserts and find it is not his thumb in or anywhere near my Jello [hold the whipped cream.]





  

Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Revolution on May 14, 2012, 08:58:12 AM
"Charity wiggle."  :lmao:

YOU  are the reason I go at 3am in the morning to the gym.  Nothing like being on a stairmaster and feeling eyes on your ass. :mad:

That should be a compliment, Gina. You're pretty good looking.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Gina on May 14, 2012, 08:59:55 AM


That should be a compliment, Gina. You're pretty good looking.

Glad someone noticed  :shucks:
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Revolution on May 14, 2012, 09:20:48 AM
You'd have to be more visually impaired than I to not notice, Gina.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Gina on May 14, 2012, 09:31:18 AM
Well thank you. :-*
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Evil_Conservative on May 14, 2012, 10:55:43 AM
Get a room.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Gina on May 14, 2012, 11:06:43 AM
Get a room.

I prefer the outdoors  :-*
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: obumazombie on May 14, 2012, 11:15:18 AM
I prefer the outdoors  :-*
You will feel exponentially more eyeballs glued on your magnificent posterior.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Gina on May 14, 2012, 11:24:38 AM
You will feel exponentially more eyeballs glued on your magnificent posterior.

damn squirrels
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: obumazombie on May 14, 2012, 11:28:48 AM
damn squirrels
I'm quitting the Moose lodge to join them.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Gina on May 14, 2012, 11:31:25 AM
I'm quitting the Moose lodge to join them.

awww a voyeur  :naughty:
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Revolution on May 14, 2012, 06:35:03 PM
I prefer the outdoors  :-*

Works for me. :naughty:
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: GOP Congress on May 14, 2012, 07:42:45 PM
Hey! They got a special site for those people!

Just google "Megan's Law"...
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Revolution on May 14, 2012, 07:44:47 PM
 :lmao: UGGGGGGGHHHH!!
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Kyle Ricky on May 14, 2012, 09:36:06 PM
I prefer the outdoors  :-*

I like the outdoors. You can make all the noise you want and not have to worry about it.  :naughty:
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: BannedFromDU on May 14, 2012, 09:40:59 PM

     Ugh. No DUmmy chick udders, please.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Gina on May 15, 2012, 06:55:10 AM
     Ugh. No DUmmy chick udders, please.

everytime I see your avatar I  :lmao: because I hear his voice saying your post  :rofl:
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Wineslob on May 15, 2012, 10:04:39 AM
I prefer the outdoors  :-*


I'll go find a stump.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: obumazombie on May 15, 2012, 10:27:02 AM

I'll go find a stump.
You won't have far to look if you start your search in the oval office.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Gina on May 15, 2012, 11:16:36 AM

I'll go find a stump.

are we back to that stump thingy again?
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Wineslob on May 15, 2012, 12:04:03 PM
are we back to that stump thingy again?


 :rofl:
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: I_B_Perky on May 15, 2012, 07:47:32 PM
Proctologist ? Amateur or Pro ?

I'll never tell and YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!!! <Trying to find out where Gina's gym is at and setting the alarm clock for 3am>


 :-) :-)
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Wineslob on May 16, 2012, 04:09:56 PM
I'll never tell and YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!!!!! <Trying to find out where Gina's gym is at and setting the alarm clock for 3am>


 :-) :-)


Ohhhhh, I wonder if she does squat thrusts?
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 16, 2012, 08:39:07 PM
Nothing like being on a stairmaster and feeling eyes on your ass.
I know what you mean.

I hate that feeling.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: obumazombie on May 16, 2012, 08:41:07 PM
I know what you mean.

I hate that feeling.
I can't stand it either. I can't stand being objectified, or in any way found to be attractive. Especially as a male lesbian.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Chris_ on May 16, 2012, 08:44:04 PM
I hate when women stare at me like I'm a piece of meat or dime-store candy.  I have feelings and a mind too.  Why can't they respect me for who I am?



Okay, I didn't make it through that without laughing.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: obumazombie on May 16, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
I hate when women stare at me like I'm a piece of meat or dime-store candy.  I have feelings and a mind too.  Why can't they respect me for who I am?



Okay, I didn't make it through that without laughing.
Ditto !
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Chris_ on May 16, 2012, 08:47:44 PM
I did have some bearded dude size me up at the store.  Ain't my fault I'm hot stuff.

I thought he was someone I worked with.  I was just trying to be polite.  I made a bee line for the pet food aisle to clear the air.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: obumazombie on May 16, 2012, 08:49:23 PM
^Neck beard ?
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: GOBUCKS on May 16, 2012, 08:50:30 PM
When I feel someone ogling my ass, I pull my shorts halfway down.

They always avert their eyes.

Women should try that approach.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Chris_ on May 16, 2012, 08:50:33 PM
Yeah :(


*shiver*
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: obumazombie on May 16, 2012, 08:51:14 PM
When I feel someone ogling my ass, I pull my shorts halfway down.

They always avert their eyes.

Women should try that approach.
Just tell that to the hot ones.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Chris_ on May 16, 2012, 08:52:53 PM
When I feel someone ogling my ass, I pull my shorts halfway down.

They always avert their eyes.

Women should try that approach.
http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/53108/thong-spotting-2/
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: thundley4 on May 16, 2012, 08:54:41 PM
When I feel someone ogling my ass, I pull my shorts halfway down.

They always avert their eyes.

Women should try that approach.

And when they think I'm some guy is staring at their boobiez they need to unbutton their blouse a couple of buttons.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: Chris_ on May 16, 2012, 08:55:10 PM
And when they think I'm some guy is staring at their boobiez they need to unbutton their blouse a couple of buttons.
Lift and separate.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: obumazombie on May 16, 2012, 08:55:48 PM
Lift and separate.
^Let them breathe.
Title: Re: Let's Go Topless
Post by: diesel driver on May 17, 2012, 05:28:56 AM
Boy, did this thread ever take a hard turn off a bridge and plunge into the Chappaquiddick.   :lmao: