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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Workover on March 25, 2021, 09:49:01 AM

Title: Business names to catch the tone
Post by: Workover on March 25, 2021, 09:49:01 AM

Sure lock Homes - doors and locks
Jurassic Pork - food truck
Tequila Mockingbird - bar/tavern
Papa Razzi - Italian restaurant
Planet of the Grapes - wine store
Florist Gump - no explanation needed
Curl up & Dye - beauty shop
Pita Pan - pizza
Shear Lock Combs - barbershop
Nin Com Soup - soup & salad
Deja Brew - coffe house
Thistle do Nicely - damifino
Lawn & Order - landscaping service
The Found Sock - laundromat
Indiana Bones Temple of Groom - pet grooming
Carl’s Pane in the Glass - window replacement

Title: Re: Business names to catch the tone
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on March 25, 2021, 10:13:09 AM

Quote from: Workover on March 25, 2021, 09:49:01 AM

Sure lock Homes - doors and locks
Jurassic Pork - food truck
Tequila Mockingbird - bar/tavern
Papa Razzi - Italian restaurant
Planet of the Grapes - wine store
Florist Gump - no explanation needed
Curl up & Dye - beauty shop
Pita Pan - pizza
Shear Lock Combs - barbershop
Nin Com Soup - soup & salad
Deja Brew - coffe house
Thistle do Nicely - damifino
Lawn & Order - landscaping service
The Found Sock - laundromat
Indiana Bones Temple of Groom - pet grooming
Carl’s Pane in the Glass - window replacement

The "Curl Up and Dye" hairstylist shop was on Clark or Lincoln Streets (one of diagonal streets) just south of Wrigley in Chicago.  And it was still there the last time I visited.  No clue if it is still in existence.

Title: Re: Business names to catch the tone
Post by: thundley4 on March 25, 2021, 12:10:48 PM

Quote from: Workover on March 25, 2021, 09:49:01 AM

Sure lock Homes - doors and locks
Jurassic Pork - food truck
Tequila Mockingbird - bar/tavern
Papa Razzi - Italian restaurant
Planet of the Grapes - wine store
Florist Gump - no explanation needed
Curl up & Dye - beauty shop
Pita Pan - pizza
Shear Lock Combs - barbershop
Nin Com Soup - soup & salad
Deja Brew - coffe house
Thistle do Nicely - damifino
Lawn & Order - landscaping service
The Found Sock - laundromat
Indiana Bones Temple of Groom - pet grooming
Carl’s Pane in the Glass - window replacement

We have a place called "Area 51 Salon". It's located on State highway 51.

Title: Re: Business names to catch the tone
Post by: Workover on March 25, 2021, 02:20:54 PM

Quote from: thundley4 on March 25, 2021, 12:10:48 PM

We have a place called "Area 51 Salon". It's located on State highway 51.

Is that in Forsyth?

I can’t find a picture of their sign .... yet

Title: Re: Business names to catch the tone
Post by: thundley4 on March 25, 2021, 05:31:02 PM

Quote from: Workover on March 25, 2021, 02:20:54 PM

Is that in Forsyth?

I can’t find a picture of their sign .... yet

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Google street view. They don't have a sign per se. https://www.google.com/maps/@39.9348001,-88.9557837,3a,39.9y,236.34h,94.48t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sAjMc7fdtr4BwX786Cqeisg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en

Title: Re: Business names to catch the tone
Post by: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 25, 2021, 05:39:08 PM

I want to open a restaurant that serves Vietnamese soup and BBQ...

Pho-Q

Title: Re: Business names to catch the tone
Post by: ABC-2 on March 25, 2021, 07:24:15 PM

Quote from: Workover on March 25, 2021, 09:49:01 AM

Tequila Mockingbird - bar/tavern

One that made me laugh was "Tequila Mockingbird."

Sounds like a great name for a bar, both funny & clever at the same time  ...

Especially if their Margaritas are something to write home about as well!  :)

Title: Re: Business names to catch the tone
Post by: ABC-2 on March 25, 2021, 07:26:33 PM

Quote from: SSG Snuggle Bunny on March 25, 2021, 05:39:08 PM

I want to open a restaurant that serves Vietnamese soup and BBQ...

Pho-Q

Oh my!  You are so bad ...

And funny at the same time!!!  :-)

Title: Re: Business names to catch the tone
Post by: Workover on March 26, 2021, 08:36:26 AM

Quote from: thundley4 on March 25, 2021, 05:31:02 PM

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Google street view. They don't have a sign per se. https://www.google.com/maps/@39.9348001,-88.9557837,3a,39.9y,236.34h,94.48t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sAjMc7fdtr4BwX786Cqeisg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en

Thanks!

Title: Re: Business names to catch the tone
Post by: thundley4 on March 26, 2021, 08:44:11 AM

Quote from: Workover on March 26, 2021, 08:36:26 AM

Thanks!

Sorry, but I have no idea how to make the picture smaller.

Title: Re: Business names to catch the tone
Post by: Eupher on April 08, 2021, 09:02:39 PM

Dog grooming shops in my area:

Paws Mahal

Groomingdale's