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The Bar => Comedy Central => Topic started by: Workover on January 22, 2021, 02:36:11 PM

Title: Musings
Post by: Workover on January 22, 2021, 02:36:11 PM: I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today.

That's seven years in a row,
Title: Re: Musings
Post by: Workover on January 22, 2021, 02:37:38 PM: Did you ever go out, and while you're out, think

"This is exactly why I don't go out.
Title: Re: Musings
Post by: Workover on January 22, 2021, 02:38:29 PM: I just spent 15 minutes searching for my phone in my car....

Using my phone as a flashlight
Title: Re: Musings
Post by: Workover on January 22, 2021, 04:18:06 PM: I’m currently unsupervised I know, it freaks me out too!

But the possibilities are endless...
Title: Re: Musings
Post by: ABC-2 on January 22, 2021, 08:12:11 PM: Quote from: Workover on January 22, 2021, 02:36:11 PM
I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today.

That's seven years in a row,

Ha ha! Good line! :-)

I am not quite that bad, until recently that is, since moving back to Georgia full time ...

While in Florida each winter, I at least participated in water aerobics, much easier on the bod in water than in the air. Plus it was enjoyable doing it to music!
Title: Re: Musings
Post by: Workover on January 22, 2021, 09:45:06 PM: Quote from: ABC-2 on January 22, 2021, 08:12:11 PM
Ha ha! Good line! :-)

I am not quite that bad, until recently that is, since moving back to Georgia full time ...

While in Florida each winter, I at least participated in water aerobics, much easier on the bod in water than in the air. Plus it was enjoyable doing it to music!

I want to do tai-chi but can’t find a class anywhere within 50 miles
Title: Re: Musings
Post by: ABC-2 on January 23, 2021, 09:14:56 AM: Just a thought re tai-chi darlin' ...

Try checking this out, and go on from there: https://www.verywellfit.com/best-online-tai-chi-classes-5076278

I might even try it for myself!
Title: Re: Musings
Post by: Workover on February 02, 2021, 04:17:30 PM: Let’s have a moment of silence for those stuck in traffic

on the way to the gym

to ride stationary bicycles.
Title: Re: Musings
Post by: Workover on February 02, 2021, 04:18:28 PM: Is an argument between two vegans still called a beef?
Title: Re: Musings
Post by: Workover on February 02, 2021, 04:20:07 PM: People say 60 is the new 40.

The cop who pulled me over doesn’t agree.
Title: Re: Musings
Post by: Workover on February 02, 2021, 04:21:09 PM: Never trust an electrician with no eyebrows.
Title: Re: Musings
Post by: Workover on February 06, 2021, 09:11:35 AM: If you get a loan at a bank, you will pay it off in 30 years.

If you rob a ban, you will get out in 10.

Follow me for more financial advice.
Title: Re: Musings
Post by: Eupher on February 06, 2021, 11:13:03 AM: Quote from: Workover on February 06, 2021, 09:11:35 AM
If you get a loan at a bank, you will pay it off in 30 years.

If you rob a ban, you will get out in 10.

Follow me for more financial advice.

Uh.....no. There's something about the "3 hots and a cot" angle that bugs me. YMMV. :rotf:
Title: Re: Musings
Post by: Workover on February 06, 2021, 03:16:38 PM: I can imagine a world where YouTube, Twitter and Facebook merge.

It’s called YouTwitFace
Title: Re: Musings
Post by: Workover on February 06, 2021, 03:20:10 PM: Back home we have a town that is so small we couldn’t afford a town drunk so we had to take turns.