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Title: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: delilahmused on January 20, 2016, 10:45:34 PM
#1 - randys1! Congratulations!

Race consumes white privileged male Randys1. I've never seen anyone more obsessed, not even the perpetually angry & offended BLM crowd. Randys1 has so much white guilt, if there was a way to successfully inject himself with enough melanin to turn him into a black or brown person, he'd do it in a heartbeat. I'm convinced he has Rachel Dolezal syndrome. He's a victim of his own whiteness. He prostates himself before DU's black & brown denizens like a desperate woman looking for validation from an indifferent, hostile lover. It's battered wife syndrome on steroids. If it weren't for race, it would be something else because, more than anything else, randys1 is an attention whore. I thought Nadin was self absorbed but he's got her beat by a mile.

If he's not pandering, he's lecturing his fellow DUers, who have the wrong opinion about anything black. In this case some white person had the gall to criticize that jackass, Kanye West for bitching about Beck "not respecting artistry" and handing his Grammy Award to Beyonce. What the hell is wrong with the Grammy powers that be for not recognizing the artistry in lyrics like: 

It's that Yoncé, your Yoncé in that lingerie
On that chardonnay, scoring touchdowns on yo runway
I'm Texas forever like Bun B, and I'm redboned yo
Billion Ring like Donjae, I'm camo in here yo
These thots can't clock me nowadays
You wish I was your pound cake
Boy you know I look good as ****
You wish I was your babymomma

White people don't have any business having an opinion about music by black artists. Somehow it's telling black people what kind of music they like. http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026201563#post97 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026201563#post97)

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randys1 (15,013 posts)
97. Didnt you call Kanye a shitty artist with your first comment?
I am in awe when I watch white people tell Black people which Black artists are good and which arent, in awe.
in a bad way of course
But, I am not sure who here is white and who is Black, either.

The conversation had nothing to do with black subculture and music. It was about one person's rudeness towards another. One of the DUmmies even tries to remind him of that. But what's more important is one white guy pandering to black people. because "social significance" or something. http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026201563#post101 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026201563#post101)

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randys1 (15,013 posts)
101. What you personally think is meaningless as to a discussion of Kanye or Beyonce's
musical talent or social significance within and out of the African American community.

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Throd (6,673 posts)
107. You mean the discussion I wasn't having?

And they STILL don't get it so he has to go all blacksplaining on their ass. Besides, Beck sucks! http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026201563#post114 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026201563#post114)

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randys1 (15,013 posts)
114. No, saying that the shit of Beck has more value than those two people kind of is and let's
be ****ING HONEST here   
This aint got nothing to do with music...
If it did, people would acknowledge the value those two have in the music world as well as the AfAm community regardless of whether or not you like their music.

He's SO furious about this racist slam agains the AfAm community he has to start a thread explaining how racist it is. If white guilt was a Jedi trait he'd be a ****ing master. He threatens to get all stompy foot and leave. Wonder if anyone would care. http://www.democraticunderground.com/118712278 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/118712278)

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randys1 (14,994 posts)
This one about Beck and Kanye and Beyonce makes me wanna leave DU today
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026201563#post98

It's NOT about music preferences! Why don't privileged white folk understand? It's about bigots!

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randys1 (14,994 posts)
9. Not about musical opinions, these bigots go way beyond that
Just because he's white doesn't mean he doesn't know the black community better than they know themselves.

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randys1 (14,994 posts)
7. Because attitudes are being expressed that show a tremendous ignorance of a given
community and possibly overt bigotry toward that community.

When an AfAm tells someone that the AfAm community highly values the work of Kanye and Beyonce for whatever reason, and then that person's statement is shit on, that bothers me greatly.

Since he's a musician (pan flute, I'm guessing), he's more qualified to talk about music than the other bigoted rubes on DU. Then he lists a bunch of bands he likes, mostly rock bands. He's got the credentials to lecture because he used to ONLY listen to rap. He learned from it. Then RACISM because stupid people and a list of black artists he listens to show he's down with the struggle.
 
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randys1 (14,994 posts)
23. I am a musician, I love music more than life, almost.
For instance my favorite rocknroll is Pink Floyd and Queen and Zeppelin and Beatles and Robin Trower and Frank Zappa and I could go on for hours, but I appreciate Brittney Spears and Madonna, even though I dont listen to their music.
I appreciate the music "The Wiggles" do because it is wonderful fun music that makes little kids happy.
I appreciate Opera but cant listen to it.
I used to only appreciate rap and hip hop music, the loud bass especially bothered me due to years of headphones damaging my ears. i now both appreciate and love it and listen to it, I learned from it.
Lots of stupid people have stupid opinions about music, sometimes racism is involved and sometimes not.
Today we saw racism, IMO
Oh , I should add I also LOVE
Stevie Wonder
Sam Cooke
James Brown
Aretha Franklin
The Temptations
Smokey Robinson
Marvin Gaye, oh do I love Marvin Gaye

Why the hell does he get shit when he starts a thread about black people? It couldn't be because he's thinks himself an expert on black people so he lectures other white people not to pretend they're experts about black issues. But it's okay because he asks the most gentle, submissive questions. Do gay people get dissed like blacks on the DU? He wouldn't know because HE'S NOT GAY, he just identifies as part of the community. Not sure how that works. Then a bunch of pictures of rainbow shoes he just bought. http://www.democraticunderground.com/118715419 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/118715419)

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randys1 (14,998 posts)
I cant believe the crap I get anytime I start a thread about race.
I am lecturing white people not to pretend they are experts on Black issues, while I talk about Black issues   
And I get the irony, believe me, but I always try and present them in such a way that I am asking a question, knowing who will respond like an asshole racist and who will assure me I am right, the two sides of the spectrum.
I wonder what the Gay folks would do if they received this level of push-back on DU, as a MAJOR supporter of Gay rights, I am glad it is not as bad for them/us.
It seems that way anyway, maybe they get the same amount of shit, I dont know for sure.
BTW, I am not Gay, but I identify as part of the community and I do that for reasons of support.
Hell, I just bought these

But he's super great because he supports women, gays and blacks even if he's not one of them. I think he'd feel a lot better about himself if he'd just buy a whip and a pair of handcuffs, find a bar in an AfAm neighborhood and ask them to flog him. He's just beside himself that he's more upset than others and dammit, they should ALL be just like him.

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randys1 (14,998 posts)
3. I have no delusion about changing minds. What I have is a great deal of anger
for the treatment of Gay people, although I am straight.
for the treatment of Women, although I am a man.
for the treatment of Black people, although i am white
I think my biggest gripe is sometimes I seem to be way more upset than most others and most others need to be as upset as I am.

He's NOT an expert (he just plays one on DU) so naturally he has to wade into the whole BLM debate. Those BLM people should show up at every candidate's rally. Well, except Republicans because we're "on the record" of being fine with killing blacks. http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026999198 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10026999198)

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randys1 (14,994 posts)
#BlackLivesMatter co-founder warns presidential candidates: ‘We will shut down every single debate’
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/07/blacklivesmatter-co-founder-warns-presidential-candidates-we-will-shut-down-every-single-debate/#.VavP3ngKF58.twitter
Good, hope they do. Wouldnt it be nice if they could actually make a difference? Stay tuned.
They wont be allowed in republican debates, but there would be no reason to go there in the first place.
Republicans are on record being fine with the killings of Black people, as far as I am concerned.

Racism is everywhere, every-freaking-where! Makes one wonder whether black people are racist against each other.

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randys1 (14,994 posts)
12. Endless white people telling you what is what....amazing.
But we cant pretend to be surprised or that this is new.
Racism is in charge everywhere in this country
EVERYWHERE

And he weighs in on another discussion that clearly has nothing to do with race so he can turn it into...a discussion about race. This was a conversation about the dictionary definition of liberalism. It's not limited to one race, gender or sexual orientation. That's simply not good enough for Randys1, the self hating white guy. His definition of liberal is, he's not racist, sexist or homophobic since he defers to them on just about everything. He insists none of their issues have affected his life given his privilege. Is he kidding? His guilt defines him. If he didn't have minorities to pander to his life would be devoid of meaning. http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027365416#post5 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027365416#post5)

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randys1 (14,999 posts)
5. My definition of a liberal is someone who will defer to the person who knows more
than they do about something, like racism, misogyny or homophobia
.
If someone affected by any of these issues tells me something, I usually assume they know more than I do since none of the 3 have any impact on my life at all.
It isnt my only definition, but for the purpose of a discussion on DU, that is the one I want to talk about.

Uh, oh! Someone, a WHITE person doesn't appreciate that he isn't icky because respects black people! http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027365416#post22 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027365416#post22)

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randys1 (14,999 posts)
22. I am sorry that NOT being a racist or misogynist or homophobe and respecting them
to the point of giving them great credit for their opinion of their issues bothers you.
It clearly does.
You would think after all this time I would stop being surprised at being called out when I say CLEARLY very liberal things like I did in this thread.

This conversation, that quotes the dictionary has shouldn't have anything to do with the dictionary definition liberalism according to him. This isn't even about minorities. It's about HIM and HIS definition. And he's anti death from guns. I guess other methods are okay. He thinks he knows why he pisses people off. He does not. http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027365416#post24 (http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027365416#post24)

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randys1 (14,999 posts)
24. Yes, my definition of a liberal is clear for everyone to see. Why does it bother you so much?
This isnt about the dictionary to you, it is about ME and everybody can see that.
I am very anti racist and anti death from guns and this REALLY bothers you, period.
I know why I piss people off, trust me, I know.
It almost always has to do with one of two things, guns or racism.
I could understand attacking what is clearly liberal philosophy if this was free republic or something, but it isnt.

I always thought a white guy consumed with race rather than the content of someone's character was racist. I'm thinking the best thing randys1 can do for the black community is off himself. That way there'd be one less privileged, white, racist male to oppress them.
Title: Re: And the winner is...
Post by: franksolich on January 20, 2016, 10:48:09 PM
Good job, wonderful job, delilah, on this and the eight preceding it!
Title: Re: And the winner is...
Post by: Chris_ on January 20, 2016, 11:12:56 PM
Well done. :clap:

Congratulations Randy, you walking turd.
Title: Re: And the winner is...
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 20, 2016, 11:23:15 PM

     Well played, delilah, and congratulations, Randy Shaw, for winning the DUmmy of the Year. You are now part of an illustrious group of notable morons and assholes.

     However, the award is almost surely bittersweet for you (or just bitter...I don't know how my ass tastes; let me know), because all of you DOTYs have one thing in common:

     YOU'RE ALL WHITE.

     You've already been instructed to both **** and kill yourself, but now I suppose you'll have to boycott yourself as well.

     

     
Title: Re: And the winner is...
Post by: obumazombie on January 20, 2016, 11:25:04 PM
Good job, wonderful job, delilah, on this and the eight preceding it!

No doubt coach franksolich. Agree wholeheartedly.


Well done. :clap:

Congratulations Randy, you walking turd.

Concur, as well as many kudos and bravo zulus to delilah for a knockout writeup on the watch peddler.
If only he was a pederast like Harry Reid.
Then randys would be a peddlerest pederast.
Title: Re: And the winner is...
Post by: Maverick1987 on January 21, 2016, 12:07:17 AM
Congrats Randy, you wretched f***ing soul.

I do have to thank you, however, for leading me to The Cave.  After months, perhaps years of reading your moronic bull***t on DU I went searching for a forum with good and decent folks openly mocking your special brand of nonsense.  They HAD to exist.

I plan on buying a new gun from a white guy in your honor tomorrow.  :bird:

Delilah - excellent work, much appreciated!

Banned - love the new avatar

Lurking DUmmies - this is your King.  I hope you are proud!  FYI - he also uses the following usernames on DU:

NoJusticeNoPeace
AllFieldsRequired
Title: Re: And the winner is...
Post by: BamaMoose on January 21, 2016, 02:24:59 AM
If I understand this correctly he beat out Nos. 2-10 because of his privilege.

02 TheMastersNemesis - Crazier than a shit house rat, therefore discriminated against due to his mental illness
03 MrScorpio - Black and Gay
04 nadinbrzezinski - Female and built like a basketball, discrimination because of appearance (and body odor)
05 mopinko - Also female and has appearance and odor issues, although her odor issues blanket the entire neighborhood
06 Omaha Steve - Morbidly obese, handicapped due to excessive masturbation (mental and physical) and almost dead, definitely looks like ablism
07 diabeticman - Lives with a blow-up doll, therefore discrimination against balloon fetishists
08 bravenak - Black and female
09 malaise - Black and female
10 1stStrongBlackMan - Black and only slightly less crazy than TheMastersNemesis

So the only reason he won is due to his status as an evil white, able-bodied, not quite insane, heterosexual male, with a fear of balloons.  I really think he owes reparations to the rest of the Top Ten.  Then, yeah, he should probably kill himself just to be safe.
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: Carl on January 21, 2016, 04:32:25 AM
 :yahoo:
Title: Re: And the winner is...
Post by: SVPete on January 21, 2016, 06:42:08 AM
If I understand this correctly he beat out Nos. 2-10 because of his privilege.

02 TheMastersNemesis - Crazier than a shit house rat, therefore discriminated against due to his mental illness
03 MrScorpio - Black and Gay
04 nadinbrzezinski - Female and built like a basketball, discrimination because of appearance (and body odor)
05 mopinko - Also female and has appearance and odor issues, although her odor issues blanket the entire neighborhood
06 Omaha Steve - Morbidly obese, handicapped due to excessive masturbation (mental and physical) and almost dead, definitely looks like ablism
07 diabeticman - Lives with a blow-up doll, therefore discrimination against balloon fetishists
08 bravenak - Black and female
09 malaise - Black and female
10 1stStrongBlackMan - Black and only slightly less crazy than TheMastersNemesis

So the only reason he won is due to his status as an evil white, able-bodied, not quite insane, heterosexual male, with a fear of balloons.  I really think he owes reparations to the rest of the Top Ten.  Then, yeah, he should probably kill himself just to be safe.

H-5 earned and issued!

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Race consumes white privileged male Randys1. I've never seen anyone more obsessed, not even the perpetually angry & offended BLM crowd. Randys1 has so much white guilt, if there was a way to successfully inject himself with enough melanin to turn him into a black or brown person, he'd do it in a heartbeat. I'm convinced he has Rachel Dolezal syndrome. He's a victim of his own whiteness. He prostates himself before DU's black & brown denizens like a desperate woman looking for validation from an indifferent, hostile lover. It's battered wife syndrome on steroids. If it weren't for race, it would be something else because, more than anything else, randys1 is an attention whore. I thought Nadin was self absorbed but he's got her beat by a mile.

If he's not pandering, he's lecturing his fellow DUers, who have the wrong opinion about anything black. ...

rolexrandy1 (rr1) pontificates about race from the lily-white (>80%! <6% black! <10% Hispanic! Many of the county's 2.2% of Native Americans live in the Hoopa Reservation, well east of Eureka and Arcata, which are on the coast) Eureka-Arcata area. He can safely blather without much threat of coming face-to-face with an reality and being asked to do something practical. If rr1 is really all that concerned about real black and gay people, he should move from cushy and isolated Eureka-Arcata (look at a map of NW California) to SF, to the Hunter's Point neighborhood. If he doesn't find enough poverty there or enough "oppressed" gays in the Castro, he could attend Cecil Williams' Glide Memorial Church, maybe volunteer at their soup kitchen (Williams and Glide are more Prog than the day is long, but at least they're getting their hands dirty!). rr1 probably can't afford an ivory tower, but he's an armchair activist, making noise from a position of comfort and distance; that specoial kind of hypocrite who, while not doing the opposite of what he preaches, instead does nothing. He should assuage his white guilt by moving to Hunter's Point or Oakland or East Palo Alto and match his preachments with his actions; he'll find plenty of music to suit his tastes.
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: txradioguy on January 21, 2016, 07:08:35 AM
I wonder if Randy will be able to use his new found fame to get donations for his gofundme page or bring new business to his Rolex watch shop?
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 21, 2016, 07:34:50 AM
I wonder if Randy will be able to use his new found fame to get donations for his gofundme page or bring new business to his Rolex watch shop?

Dragoon, that would take effort on his part.

Not going to happen.
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: Duke Nukum on January 21, 2016, 07:42:20 AM
I was going to complain about how Randy The Race Lecturer had kept Bravenak from getting her social justice but then I realized how diverse the Top Ten DUmmie list was as compared with the Oscar nomination, apparently, because I haven't really looked at the Oscar nominations, making the Conservative Cave more diverse and, therefore, morally superior to all of Hollywood!

Congratulations Conservative Cave! Proving that actual awards based on merit are the most inclusive.
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: txradioguy on January 21, 2016, 07:44:11 AM
Dragoon, that would take effort on his part.

Not going to happen.

You're right.  Good point.
Title: Re: And the winner is...
Post by: fatboy on January 21, 2016, 10:06:50 AM
Congrats Randy, you wretched f***ing soul.

I do have to thank you, however, for leading me to The Cave.  After months, perhaps years of reading your moronic bull***t on DU I went searching for a forum with good and decent folks openly mocking your special brand of nonsense.  They HAD to exist.

I plan on buying a new gun from a white guy in your honor tomorrow. :bird:

Delilah - excellent work, much appreciated!

Banned - love the new avatar

Lurking DUmmies - this is your King.  I hope you are proud!  FYI - he also uses the following usernames on DU:

NoJusticeNoPeace
AllFieldsRequired

Good idea. Going shooting tonight, trying out my new S&W 929.

But not to change the subject, thanks delilah for all your good work!
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: hillneck on January 21, 2016, 12:06:49 PM
Delilah, great job

For the DUmmie lurkers you must express your craziness a little better of you want to be DOTY.  If you can sustain such behavior, you will climb the ladder of success.
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: dutch508 on January 21, 2016, 12:28:17 PM
01 randys1- Big Gay Black Randy. None of those things, including biggest dummie on the net. Stole the election from black people by being more of an ass hat about black people than black people. [ #DOTYtoowhite ]

02 TheMastersNemesis - ****. Whats to say about this guy other than I'd rather The OS die later than t.m.n.?
 
03 MrScorpio - randys1-lite. Oh- and he's a real gay black man. probably.

04 nadinbrzezinski - ninja russian mexican jewish jurno. Sh/he/it has been too quiet in 2015. I have high hopes for her covering the 2016 election.

05 mopinko - giving Col Sanders a run for his money. redundancy statement: bat-shit crazy.

06 Omaha Steve - Is dying for ****'s face! How could you not vote for him, you heartless bastards!?!

07 diabeticman - dying slower than Steve. unfortunately.

08 bravenak - batshit crazy black gurl. In Alaska. only slightly less "stawked" than the NADIN. pissed a white dude took number one slot.

09 malaise - batshit crazy black gurl on an island island posting on an island surrounded by idiot leftists pretending to be black... better written skills than the NADIN, still less understood. Also pissed that randy stole her blackness.

10 1stStrongBlackMan - non-gay version of MrsCorpio. probably.
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: franksolich on January 21, 2016, 12:29:15 PM
Delilah, great job

For the DUmmie lurkers you must express your craziness a little better of you want to be DOTY.  If you can sustain such behavior, you will climb the ladder of success.

Something however bothers me, subtly discombobulates me.

The Top DUmmie of each year since inception of this contest:

2005 Distressed American
2006 William Pitt
2007 TomInTib
2008 TomInTib
2009 greenbriar (later, demtenjeep)
2010 proud2BlibKansan
2011 nadinbrzezinski
2012 BanTheGOP
2013 DainBramaged
2014 mopinko

And now of course this year's winner's randys1.

Please take note of the names; how many of these primitives are still around?

If past trends hold true, I fear randys1 is not long for Skins's island.
Title: Re: And the winner is...
Post by: Maverick1987 on January 21, 2016, 12:31:17 PM
Good idea. Going shooting tonight, trying out my new S&W 929.

But not to change the subject, thanks delilah for all your good work!

As promised, a brand new Taurus 44 MAG revolver with 8" barrel will hit my FFL this week.

http://www.taurususa.com/product-details.cfm?id=225&category=Revolver

I shall call her "Randy", and she'll be my bitch from here on.

(https://web.stanford.edu/group/poeticthinking/cgi-bin/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Make-My-Day.jpg)
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: Duke Nukum on January 21, 2016, 12:32:17 PM
Well, there's human memory for you: I thought Nadin had won the top spot three years in a row.
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: 98ZJUSMC on January 21, 2016, 01:05:07 PM
Have to agree. 
Title: Re: And the winner is...
Post by: Patriot Guard Rider on January 21, 2016, 06:14:46 PM
As promised, a brand new Taurus 44 MAG revolver with 8" barrel will hit my FFL this week.

http://www.taurususa.com/product-details.cfm?id=225&category=Revolver

I shall call her "Randy", and she'll be my bitch from here on.

(https://web.stanford.edu/group/poeticthinking/cgi-bin/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Make-My-Day.jpg)

I have a Taurus .22 magnum revolver. Nice little gun that fires one badass round.
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: I_B_Perky on January 21, 2016, 06:21:34 PM
Well dummie... you can now honestly say that if CC had affirmative action your ass would not have even been in the running.

Perky is a nice guy so I will offer you congrats.  Now get your white ass down to the hood and take care of the unfortunate inner city youth.  I suggest taking a few twenties and pass them out. See how the gun control is working first hand.
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: Ptarmigan on January 21, 2016, 09:18:28 PM
A well earned win! Congratulations!  :cheersmate:
Title: Re: And the winner is...
Post by: delilahmused on January 22, 2016, 04:23:49 AM
H-5 earned and issued!

rolexrandy1 (rr1) pontificates about race from the lily-white (>80%! <6% black! <10% Hispanic! Many of the county's 2.2% of Native Americans live in the Hoopa Reservation, well east of Eureka and Arcata, which are on the coast) Eureka-Arcata area. He can safely blather without much threat of coming face-to-face with an reality and being asked to do something practical. If rr1 is really all that concerned about real black and gay people, he should move from cushy and isolated Eureka-Arcata (look at a map of NW California) to SF, to the Hunter's Point neighborhood. If he doesn't find enough poverty there or enough "oppressed" gays in the Castro, he could attend Cecil Williams' Glide Memorial Church, maybe volunteer at their soup kitchen (Williams and Glide are more Prog than the day is long, but at least they're getting their hands dirty!). rr1 probably can't afford an ivory tower, but he's an armchair activist, making noise from a position of comfort and distance; that specoial kind of hypocrite who, while not doing the opposite of what he preaches, instead does nothing. He should assuage his white guilt by moving to Hunter's Point or Oakland or East Palo Alto and match his preachments with his actions; he'll find plenty of music to suit his tastes.

I know, I was born in Arcata and have cousins that still live there, my favorite cousin in fact.

Cindie
Title: Re: And the winner is...
Post by: delilahmused on January 22, 2016, 04:25:42 AM
As promised, a brand new Taurus 44 MAG revolver with 8" barrel will hit my FFL this week.

http://www.taurususa.com/product-details.cfm?id=225&category=Revolver

I shall call her "Randy", and she'll be my bitch from here on.

(https://web.stanford.edu/group/poeticthinking/cgi-bin/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Make-My-Day.jpg)

My son got me a Glock 43 for Christmas. Such a good boy!

Cindie
Title: Re: And the winner is...
Post by: BlueStateSaint on January 22, 2016, 05:58:37 AM
My son got me a Glock 43 for Christmas. Such a good boy!

Cindie

Dayum!  Good job, Cindie!

Also, to the fake-black fake-Rolex salesman Randy, congrats on your win! :tongue:
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: SVPete on January 22, 2016, 07:25:21 AM
CA's north coast, including the Humboldt Bay area, is gorgeous. I'm most familiar with northern Sonoma and southern Mendocino Counties' coastal areas, but I just found there's a half marathon that does a half circle around Arcata Bay, from Arcata to Eureka, using an ocean-side barrier island (I! Want!).
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: Skul on January 22, 2016, 09:56:14 AM
Wunerfulwunerfulwunerful.   :lmao:   Yes   :cheersmate:

[Q]Since he's a musician (pan flute, I'm guessing),......[/q]
No ma'am, Tube Flute and Pipe Organ.   :naughty:  :naughty:


 
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: obumazombie on January 22, 2016, 09:58:02 AM
Wunerfulwunerfulwunerful.   :lmao:   Yes   :cheersmate:

[Q]Since he's a musician (pan flute, I'm guessing),......[/q]
No ma'am, Tube Flute and Pipe Organ.   :naughty:  :naughty:
Probably plays the Skin Flint too.
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: delilahmused on January 22, 2016, 04:39:19 PM
CA's north coast, including the Humboldt Bay area, is gorgeous. I'm most familiar with northern Sonoma and southern Mendocino Counties' coastal areas, but I just found there's a half marathon that does a half circle around Arcata Bay, from Arcata to Eureka, using an ocean-side barrier island (I! Want!).

Went to college there. My youngest son was born in Santa Rosa. Northern & Southern CA should be two separate states. Southern CA is the asshole of the left coast.

Cindie
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: Carl on January 23, 2016, 09:10:55 AM
I will unashamedly take credit for bringing Mr Shaw to the forefront last year which culminated with his reaching the pinnacle this year!

Please feel free to send me a Rolex for my belief in you Randy.
Then please **** off and die. 
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: SVPete on January 23, 2016, 10:27:07 AM
Went to college there. My youngest son was born in Santa Rosa. Northern & Southern CA should be two separate states. Southern CA is the asshole of the left coast.

Cindie

I grew up in the sane County NW across the river from Sacramento. Our family vacations were usually to a little place a quarter mile north on SR 1 from the tiny town of Anchor Bay. In addition to the Humboldt Half there's a race near Jenner, and a race near Aptos (home of NYC_SKP, or whatever his DU handle was) that are on my wish list for 2017 or 2018. Hmmm, wonder what there might be in Gualala ...

ETA: I! WANT! (http://www.actionnetwork.info/riverrun.htm)
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: Karin on January 23, 2016, 11:38:53 AM
I knew it, I just knew that he would win top spot!  And what a perfect photo BFDU found to use as his current avi! 

Thanks for the great write up, Cindie, and congratulations on your sweet, sweet Christmas gift. 
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 23, 2016, 12:31:16 PM
Fantastic job Cindie!  Sorry I couldn't contribute as much as usual.  Real life got in the way, but I do enjoy tabulating the votes.

Shall keep you all informed on the latest from ground zero here in Iowa.  Only 9 more days of relentless ads that I must suffer through/endure.

To a wonderful 2016, my friends. Cheers!!
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: Movie buff- The Sequel on January 24, 2016, 05:44:31 AM
I personally think TheMastersNemesis should have gotten first and Randy gotten second, but it's all good.

"randys1 (15,013 posts)
97. Didnt you call Kanye a shitty artist with your first comment?
I am in awe when I watch white people tell Black people which Black artists are good and which arent, in awe.
in a bad way of course
But, I am not sure who here is white and who is Black, either."

When talking about 1strongblackman's position in the list a while ago, I noted that a good way of telling if you're dealing with a hardcore racist is if he or she, in writing, capitalizes his or her own race, and does not do so for other races.
However, when someone does that to a DIFFERENT race, as Randy did here (Twice in one sentence, so there's no way it's a typo), that's a good indication that the person is a pitiful, sniveling racial sycophant who earnestly believes that other races are superior to his/ her own, which is itself a form of racism.
It's hard to tell which view is worse.
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: SVPete on January 24, 2016, 09:45:02 AM
Quote
randys1 (15,013 posts)
97. Didnt you call Kanye a shitty artist with your first comment?
I am in awe when I watch white people tell Black people which Black artists are good and which arent, in awe.
in a bad way of course
...

Yet this very post does the very thing rr1 mocks, though less directly.

Personally, I'd take Duke Ellington or George Benson or Earl Klugh over any/every rapper any day and twice on Sundays. rr1 might disagree, but that's why it's called personal taste.
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 28, 2016, 03:38:57 PM
Yet this very post does the very thing rr1 mocks, though less directly.

Personally, I'd take Duke Ellington or George Benson or Earl Klugh over any/every rapper any day and twice on Sundays. rr1 might disagree, but that's why it's called personal taste.


     Oh, you want a list of black artists Randy doesn't even know about, but who farted more talent than any rapper?  Got a minute?

     JohnColtraneCannonballAdderleyJoeChambersPaulChambersHankMobleyLeeMorganGrantGreenMilesDavisBlueMitchellJimmySmithJuniorCookPhillyJoeJoesBoogalooJoeJonesJimmyHeathWesMontgomeryConnieKayJohnnyGriffinKennyDrewButchWarrenBillyHigginsDexterGordonFreddyHubbardArtBlakeyCurtisFuller and then I got bored of thinking 20x faster than I type so I left out a hundred more.

     

     
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: Ralph Wiggum on January 28, 2016, 05:36:36 PM
An obvious but great musician: Stevie Wonder.
Title: Re: And the winner is... (randys1)
Post by: BannedFromDU on January 28, 2016, 11:05:11 PM
An obvious but great musician: Stevie Wonder.


     He won't see that you forgot about him until now.