Another reason you'll never see a wealthy DUmmie

[ScubaGuy]

I don't know why I was sitting on this thread but it's the typical DUmmie stuff and back slapping.

Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu May-26-11 08:47 AM
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Saying that the rich create jobs is like saying...
   
...that ticks create blood.

The rich are only wealthy because of what workers have produced for them. They take what workers make and pay them the smallest possible amount. In this way, workers are taxed twice: once by the bosses and once by government.

Except for the following gem by the clown who claims to be CIA.

formercia (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list    Thu May-26-11 10:22 AM
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17. What creates jobs is money in circulation
   
When people spend, it creates wages for others, regardless if it'd the janitor or the CEO.

People don't get rich by spending money. They get rich by taking it out of circulation. Give them more tax breaks and they will just take more money out of circulation, thus reducing wages and jobs.

The best way to get money in circulation is to tax the rich and give the break to the lower paid workers and poor. They will put that money right back into circulation, thus creating more jobs and more tax revenue.

The GOP argument is exactly opposite to the facts.

Someone needs to tell formercia that Scrooge McDuck is a cartoon character.  Wealthy people do not sit on their cash.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

I'm not rich but I have some savings.

I don't have a savings account the bank uses to fund other people's ventures in exchange for a share of the interest; I have a small room where I sit on a pile of coins and throw them in the air while cackling with glee.

Because I'm a conservative and that's what we do.

[JohnnyReb]

Still have every dollar I ever earned.......

If only they would work as hard at a job as they do at being stupid.

[Karin]

throw them in the air while cackling

I spread out all the bills all over the bed and roll around in them. 

[JohnnyReb]

I spread out all the bills all over the bed and roll around in them.  

That sounds so much more romantic than rose pedals....

[FiddyBeowulf]

I spread out all the bills all over the bed and roll around in them. 

I light cigars with them to really take them out of circulation.

[Skul]

With what BO's policies have done to the dollar, we may as well use it as toilet paper.
Cheaper that way.

[GOBUCKS]

DUmp democrats are so far removed from the reality of wealth, some of them probably do believe that successful people have vaults or reinforced walk-in closets in their homes, filled with sacks of money. And each of the sacks has a big dollar sign on it. A group of elementary school children would be as aware of how wealth is accumulated and used.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

I spread out all the bills all over the bed and roll around in them. 

I've found that there's no better way to light an illegally smuggled Cuban cigar than by the fire of a crisp $100 bill.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

I light cigars with them to really take them out of circulation.

You beat me to it.

[Carl]

Will one lurking DUmmy register and finally answer my question how pouring water into a dry hole makes it a well?

[jukin]

I've found that there's no better way to light an illegally smuggled Cuban cigar than by the fire of a crisp $100 bill.

The old monochromatic hunskis are the best. The new ones give the first few puffs a bad taste and cubans are expensive.

[sybilll]

I've found that there's no better way to light an illegally smuggled Cuban cigar than by the fire of a crisp $100 bill.

I save mine up all year.  Then I use them to light my car tire bonfire on Earth Day. 

[BattleHymn]

I save mine up all year.  Then I use them to light my car tire bonfire on Earth Day.  

I have found used motor oil works better for igniting my tire fires.  The synthetic stuff really makes a nice wicked green flame.  

[Skul]

I have found used motor oil works better for igniting my tire fires.  The synthetic stuff really makes a nice wicked green flame.  

I hate that synthetic crap.
No satisfing "Ka-whomp" when it lights off.

[tanstaafl]

I'm not rich but I have some savings.

I don't have a savings account the bank uses to fund other people's ventures in exchange for a share of the interest; I have a small room where I sit on a pile of coins and throw them in the air while cackling with glee.

Because I'm a conservative and that's what we do.

Obviously, I have a better paying job than you, sarge.

I keep all of mine in an 8 x 3 foot cow tank in the basement. All of it in crisp, fresh $5-$10-$20 bills. I like the way it feels on my nekkid body while I backstroke in the tank. Coins scratch and cause pinches.

[ChuckJ]

Obviously, I have a better paying job than you, sarge.

I keep all of mine in an 8 x 3 foot cow tank in the basement. All of it in crisp, fresh $5-$10-$20 bills. I like the way it feels on my nekkid body while I backstroke in the tank. Coins scratch and cause pinches.

But you can put the coins in bags and use them to club baby seals.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

But you can put the coins in bags and use them to club baby seals.

Hi five

[USA4ME]

formercia

17. What creates jobs is money in circulation

And people will put money into circulation if they believe they can get a return on that money which exceeds the amount they're placing in.  Now exactly what has your cult of personality Dear leader done to cause anyone to have confidence in what he's trying to sell?  I believe the current economic situation of 10% unemployment, approx. 18% real unemployment, spiraling food prices, and gas at $4+/gallon will provide the answer to that question, which is to say, he's done nothing to create confidence.

What you foolish little primitives don't seem to get is that we conservatives are the one's with all the money, and we don't like what we see, therefore we aren't going to participate in Dear Leader's game.  What that means is that those of you who have nothing don't collectively have what it takes to jump-start the engine.  We do, and we're not going to jump start the engine until we get a better driver and pit crew.  Until then, you can shove it.  Capisci?

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[BattleHymn]

This is my license plate:



This is the interior on my car.  This is when I had only made my first ten million dollars.  It is now upholstered in $100 bills, and the hides of poor people I have ran over:


This is my car.  I like to run over poor people with it.  I also like to park it near poor people, and watch them try to claw my money off the car.  Those are poor people, trying to pull coins off of my car right now. Not to worry, that wily peasant that pulled the coin off the car, I ran over her right after this picture was taken:


This is my house.  It has three stories, all of them full of money.  My basement is so full of money, it is leaking out past the foundation. 



This is the floor in my house:


This is my garden.  As you can see, my current crop of money is coming up nicely.


This is my money tree.  I keep it in my house that is full of money.  I pay this illegal immigrant $8 an hour to fill my basket with money.   


This is my den.  That fish on the wall, I took that right off the the plate of a poor person who was also old.  I was so proud of myself, I put it on the wall, too:



Finally, after a long hard day, I like to kick back by the fireplace in my den.I use it to burn money to keep warm.  I also use it to burn money, so none of my neighbors have clean air:

[GOBUCKS]

I will guarantee you that the car with the currency upholstery has one of those license plate holders outlined by a gold-colored chain.

[Chris_]

This is the interior on my car.  This is when I had only made my first ten million dollars.  It is now upholstered in $100 bills, and the hides of poor people I have ran over:

1978 Oldsmobile Cutlass

[ChuckJ]

I had an '81 that had about the same look. Minus the money and other stuff, naturally. Light metallic blue with a white top and pin-stripe. Dark blue interior. It was a good looking car, but I'm pretty sure it was cursed, and I don't believe in such things.