Random thoughts:
The groom decidedly does NOT make me hot under the collar. This looks soooo mailorder.
He needs a mansierre/bro, as his cleavage button is straining.
I wonder how much money the bride's family sunk into those two wedding gowns. Look at what the mother of the bride is wearing. Salvation Army rejects, a man's plaid jacket over a man's striped shirt. Oy. Life's savings and more, just to offload their daughter onto a DUmmy.
Take a close look at the background in the pictures of the Communist paradise. Bleak, completely littered with trash; peeling, crumbling buildings in the Bolschevek concrete style, 50+ year old bicycle.
On second thought, I'd wear a barrel with suspenders to get my daughter out of that hellhole.