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Mitt Romney, you miserable piece of dung, President Jimmy Carter graduated from the USNA and ...
served with distinction as an officer in America's nuclear submarine force. (And those were the days when Hyman Rickover was in charge, which means that one needed to have one's shit TIGHTLY wired before they could even be considered for service aboard a nuke!)

Now, tell us about YOUR service, you lying, chickenhawk, shitstain, maggot-assed, dog-torturing, mom jeans-wearing, smegma smear!

The point Romney was trying to make, moron, is that even a moron who allowed stagflation to happen and is responsible for the greatest American humiliation since 1950 would have killed bin Laden. And Carter was and is a *****.
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Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2012, 03:20:18 PM »
The point Romney was trying to make, moron, is that even a moron who allowed stagflation to happen and is responsible for the greatest American humiliation since 1950 would have killed bin Laden. And Carter was and is a *****.

Ah, but a DUmmie, worshiping Cahtuh, takes offense to anyone talkin' 'bout his worthless ass!

Never mind the act of war Iran pulled while he was in office, they was right! We were molesting their country by givin' them all that money and weapons!

Cahtuh is the biggest failure in foreign policy in the history of the US, maybe the world! They can't argue that fact and it pisses them off!

Now he does nothin' more than prop up ****in' dictators! The POS! ESAD DUmbass!

Who knew he had a black girlfriend and had a son that would eventually lie his way into office!

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Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
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Mitt Romney, you miserable piece of dung, President Jimmy Carter graduated from the USNA and ...
served with distinction as an officer in America's nuclear submarine force. (And those were the days when Hyman Rickover was in charge, which means that one needed to have one's shit TIGHTLY wired before they could even be considered for service aboard a nuke!)

Now, tell us about YOUR service, you lying, chickenhawk, shitstain, maggot-assed, dog-torturing, mom jeans-wearing, smegma smear!

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Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2012, 03:55:43 PM »
As we get nearer to the election, moonbats such as 11 Bolo are going to get more and more unhinged.  The days that will follow the beating of the Obamessiah will be sweet. :-)
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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2012, 04:12:31 PM »
As we get nearer to the election, moonbats such as 11 Bolo are going to get more and more unhinged.

I'm truly concerned about that.

Out here where I live, there's no chance of mass public disorder, but I feel for those who live in other places.

Once it becomes obvious there probably isn't going to be a Second Coming for the Magic One, all Hell is likely to break loose this summer.

And I'm quite blatantly hoping the primitives take the brunt of it.  One reaps what one sows.
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Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2012, 04:32:17 PM »
Ha Hahaha losers  :rotf:

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« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2012, 04:46:01 PM »
I'm truly concerned about that.

Out here where I live, there's no chance of mass public disorder, but I feel for those who live in other places.

Once it becomes obvious there probably isn't going to be a Second Coming for the Magic One, all Hell is likely to break loose this summer.

And I'm quite blatantly hoping the primitives take the brunt of it.  One reaps what one sows.

Yep, that's why my mole is layin' low until November. Heh, heh!

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Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2012, 04:49:29 PM »
I love watching the liberals get all up in arms over things a conservative says. That is if you would call Romney a conservative.

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« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2012, 04:54:13 PM »
That is if you would call Romney a conservative.

Arguable.

Inarguable is that Carter is a *****.
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« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2012, 04:55:31 PM »
Arguable.

Inarguable is that Carter is a *****.

I agree.

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« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2012, 05:03:55 PM »
Ah, but a DUmmie, worshiping Cahtuh, takes offense to anyone talkin' 'bout his worthless ass!

Never mind the act of war Iran pulled while he was in office, they was right! We were molesting their country by givin' them all that money and weapons!

Cahtuh is the biggest failure in foreign policy in the history of the US, maybe the world! They can't argue that fact and it pisses them off!

Now he does nothin' more than prop up ****in' dictators! The POS! ESAD DUmbassWho knew he had a black girlfriend and had a son that would eventually lie his way into office!



Excuse me, Carter had a Black Girlfriend????? Where did he meet her out in his peanut fields ??? Carter has a biracial son, who lied his way into what office ?????

You got my head spinning here, this is the Damnest thing I have ever heard.   LINKS,LINKS, LINKS.

I have had the openion that Carter put his faith above his office, hard to be in politics and not offer a guest a stiff drink and a Cigar.  Makes me wonder how he rose to rank in the Navy.  Tradition you know, how did he get around that ????

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Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2012, 05:05:58 PM »
Excuse me, Carter had a Black Girlfriend????? Where did he meet her out in his peanut fields ??? Carter has a biracial son, who lied his way into what office ?????

You got my head spinning here, this is the Damnest thing I have ever heard.   LINKS,LINKS, LINKS.

I have had the openion that Carter put his faith above his office, hard to be in politics and not offer a guest a stiff drink and a Cigar.  Makes me wonder how he rose to rank in the Navy.  Tradition you know, how did he get around that ????


     I think what was implied is that Obummer is the bastard son of Jimmy Carter, which actually makes a great deal of sense.
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Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2012, 05:10:07 PM »
Excuse me, Carter had a Black Girlfriend????? Where did he meet her out in his peanut fields ??? Carter has a biracial son, who lied his way into what office ?????

You got my head spinning here, this is the Damnest thing I have ever heard.   LINKS,LINKS, LINKS.

I have had the openion that Carter put his faith above his office, hard to be in politics and not offer a guest a stiff drink and a Cigar.  Makes me wonder how he rose to rank in the Navy.  Tradition you know, how did he get around that ????

Bless your heart vesta. That's all I've got to say about that.
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Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2012, 05:15:11 PM »
I'm truly concerned about that.

Out here where I live, there's no chance of mass public disorder, but I feel for those who live in other places.

Once it becomes obvious there probably isn't going to be a Second Coming for the Magic One, all Hell is likely to break loose this summer.

And I'm quite blatantly hoping the primitives take the brunt of it.  One reaps what one sows.

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Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2012, 05:22:20 PM »

     I think what was implied is that Obummer is the bastard son of Jimmy Carter, which actually makes a great deal of sense.

You, mean Barry's mom wasn't Strom Thurmomd's maid??   :rotf:    What's next, you gonna tell us his daddy was actually a Kenyan Communist who was also a practicing polygamist ? :hammer:
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« Reply #15 on: May 01, 2012, 05:37:09 PM »
I love watching the liberals get all up in arms over things a conservative says. That is if you would call Romney a conservative.

Well it does seem we are steering the President Elect in that direction.

Excuse me, Carter had a Black Girlfriend????? Where did he meet her out in his peanut fields ??? Carter has a biracial son, who lied his way into what office ?????

You got my head spinning here, this is the Damnest thing I have ever heard.   LINKS,LINKS, LINKS.

I have had the openion that Carter put his faith above his office, hard to be in politics and not offer a guest a stiff drink and a Cigar.  Makes me wonder how he rose to rank in the Navy.  Tradition you know, how did he get around that ????

Vesta, surely you're not that dense. I was insinuating O'Bummer could be Cahtuhs prodigal son. I didn't mean it literally for cripes sake!

You really do need to slack off the coffee, or whatever is keepin' ya so high strung!

It's a joke, babe, just a joke!

Actually, with Cahtuhs Habitat fore Humanity projects, I may not be far off. After all, who benefited most from free housing?
Minorities, right?

They certainly screwed the country up in the same way! Looks like the Bummer is certainly tryin' to outdo his stepdad.
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Re: DUmmies busting vessels over Romney's Carter comment...hilarious.
« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2012, 06:02:45 PM »
Well it does seem we are steering the President Elect in that direction.

Vesta, surely you're not that dense.

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« Reply #17 on: May 01, 2012, 06:22:53 PM »
Well it does seem we are steering the President Elect in that direction.

Vesta, surely you're not that dense. I was insinuating O'Bummer could be Cahtuhs prodigal son. I didn't mean it literally for cripes sake!

You really do need to slack off the coffee, or whatever is keepin' ya so high strung!

It's a joke, babe, just a joke!

Actually, with Cahtuhs Habitat fore Humanity projects, I may not be far off. After all, who benefited most from free housing?
Minorities, right?

They certainly screwed the country up in the same way! Looks like the Bummer is certainly tryin' to outdo his stepdad.

Whew, with all that is going on today, the was it the Governor in the N East  that left wife and kids to run off with his male lover.   The Governor of a southern state that left family to live with a Choochie in S America,  the old fool that was very powerful in was it Idaho that picked up young me in public bath rooms.   And now that Edwards that could perhaps have become President, darn what next.

So living through the Kennedy problems with 3 sons and all the scandals of every one, then onto  Jessie Jackson to MLK, darn so I have been educated to expect the worse in our leaders.

As bad a President as Carter was I all ways respected him for his morals so when you joked about him I got brain freeze.  

Says allot about what is going on today, no I do not expect any man President or ditch digger to be perfect but for me to  actually find the joke could be true says more about me then it does about Carter.

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Now, tell us about YOUR service, you lying, chickenhawk,
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« Reply #19 on: May 01, 2012, 06:36:50 PM »
Well it does seem we are steering the President Elect in that direction.

The more we steer him in the conservative direction, the happier I am.

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« Reply #20 on: May 01, 2012, 06:53:31 PM »
I'm truly concerned about that.

Out here where I live, there's no chance of mass public disorder, but I feel for those who live in other places.

Once it becomes obvious there probably isn't going to be a Second Coming for the Magic One, all Hell is likely to break loose this summer.

And I'm quite blatantly hoping the primitives take the brunt of it.  One reaps what one sows.
Let them burn down their ghettos again. That's just good business for contractors.

I am far, far more concerned about the destruction that will result if the Kenyan wins reelection.

And at this point he sure isn't a longshot.

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« Reply #21 on: May 01, 2012, 07:49:56 PM »
Yep, that's why my mole is layin' low until November. Heh, heh!

It's like Sybill, multiple personalities!

I hope your mole doesn't use a shitload of exclamation points.  That would be a dead giveaway as to your CC identity!

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« Reply #22 on: May 01, 2012, 10:12:42 PM »
Yep, that's why my mole is layin' low until November. Heh, heh!

It's like Sybill, multiple personalities!

Off topic, but did you know that the real "Sybil" now says her story was all a made up lie? 

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Off topic, but did you know that the real "Sybil" now says her story was all a made up lie? 
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Off topic, but did you know that the real "Sybil" now says her story was all a made up lie? 
Did anyone really ever believe her?