Car repair Fox News Bouncy - holy crap is this one good

[Ballygrl]

Ah, yes. The tale of Ben Dayho. Memorable.

I read the whole thing again and I laughed as hard as the 1st time I read it.

[zeitgeist]

I always love how they can read the minds of everyone in the room.

They can read the eyes.  (Think Zimmerman thread a few days ago ~ "I could see in his eyes he was a stone cold killer or such").   

[thundley4]

I haven't heard Romneys dog being mentioned since about last week anywhere in the media including Fox News, seems like when the story came out about Obama eating dogs, the story just went away.

Kind of funny how that works isn't it.  We hear nothing about all the women that  Herman Cain attacked and sexually assaulted anymore either.  The left was terrified of him is my thinking.

[Duke Nukum]

They can read the eyes.  (Think Zimmerman thread a few days ago ~ "I could see in his eyes he was a stone cold killer or such").   

Why do we need courts then? Prosecutors? Defense attorneys? Judges? We just need DUmmie eye readers.

[BannedFromDU]

Why do we need courts then? Prosecutors? Defense attorneys? Judges? We just need DUmmie eye readers.

I love when they post a single picture of Republicans on DU and comment on how angry someone looks, how sad someone's kid looks, blah blah blah. Liberals are all about not judging a book by its cover, unless of course they know what bookstore the book came from.

[zeitgeist]

Why do we need courts then? Prosecutors? Defense attorneys? Judges? We just need DUmmie eye readers.

Would that be "Eye, the Jury"?

(Thundley, there is another thread at the DUmp just getting started by Prosense on student loans and the Senate which will be good for some schadenfreude   http://upload.democraticunderground.com/1002614551)

[Ralph Wiggum]

Here's Dreamer Tatums grocery store bouncy, this really needs to be in a hall of fame if we had 1 LOL:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=439&topic_id=1329640&mesg_id=1329640

I love the "locking" message on that thread: deemed to be mocking another DU member's post.

[BannedFromDU]

I love the "locking" message on that thread: deemed to be mocking another DU member's post.

http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/you-mock-me/280540

[Doubleplusungood]

Bouncy or not libs want to banish that which disagrees with them. I have been to places such as my dentist where CNN was on in the lobby. I hate CNN, but I did not act like some jackass and demand that the channel be changed or turned off. I simply acted like an adult, realized that I don't own the business, that the owner can have whatever damn channel he pleases on in his own office, and that it would not kill me to simply ignore the CNN broadcast till my appointment was over.

[obumazombie]

Bouncy or not libs want to banish that which disagrees with them. I have been to places such as my dentist where CNN was on in the lobby. I hate CNN, but I did not act like some jackass and demand that the channel be changed or turned off. I simply acted like an adult, realized that I don't own the business, that the owner can have whatever damn channel he pleases on in his own office, and that it would not kill me to simply ignore the CNN broadcast till my appointment was over.

Theoretically , in an establishment like that, the customer, namely you, is the boss. You don't have to be bossy about it, but nicely ask if you can channel surf a little.

[GOBUCKS]

My dentist's office has a TV in each treatment room.

It's usually on Fox, but they always give me the remote and ask me to change it to any other channel I want.

I leave it on Fox, if I can't find the Kardashians.

Dental work isn't as unpleasant if you can compare it to Kim and Khloe.

[Bondai]

The whole story is utter BULLSHIT! stupid ass LIBERALS.

[obumazombie]

My dentist's office has a TV in each treatment room.

It's usually on Fox, but they always give me the remote and ask me to change it to any other channel I want.

I leave it on Fox, if I can't find the Kardashians.

Dental work isn't as unpleasant if you can compare it to Kim and Khloe.

Ouch, but isn't it the truth ?

[Karin]

Update.  Everybody pitched in their own mini bouncy boring story about waiting room TV's, then Freshwest comes out with a real howler:

freshwest (10,995 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

23. The tragedy in this Goebbels opera you interrupted, is that the 70 or 30 YO's may not get to vote,

Because of ID or having to move to a new district to get employment there, or may be homeless

    

[Skul]

Naturally, a blow-hard has to comment.

Response to 1StrongBlackMan (Original post)
Fri Apr 27, 2012, 09:53 AM
 NatBurner (2,467 posts) Profile Journal Send DU Mail Ignore

32. "I bet he's a 'Obummer nut' ... they all are."

who the **** is "they"?

i would have happily and loudly sat there and deconstructed every one of their silly non-points after that

**** them and **** their comfort

No, DUmbass, you wouldn't have.
You would have been told to sit down, shut up, or leave.
That's it, big brave man. Now shut up.

[RWKindaGuy]

Is there ANYTHING better than a bouncy that hits all the spots?


That is a bouncy to make old Dreamer Tatum jealous. I wonder what happened to him, by the way.

Don't know.  But if that "idjit" ever tried that at a repair shop in my area, he never make it out of the waiting room.