Not only is kpete a hypocrite she is the epitome of Marx's married, privatized prostitute: the woman who consents to sexual relations in exchange for a life of borgeauois privilege wrapped in a cloak of ceremonial respectability.
If Sarah Imaboobi would get a boob job, a nose job, lose thirty pounds, get a new personality, and spend a few months studying porn to improve her technique, she could be just like kpete.
Hell, maybe better. Imaboobi is younger than the menopausal kpete.
But will Imaboobi take advice? Noooo!
The best she will get is an occasional one-night stand when some desperate guy spots her through a thick pair of beer goggles.
She'll die alone someday, and no one will know or care until the mailman notices an odor.
Poor Sarah Imaboobi. Can't even win Top DUmmy.