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Dummies now clucking tongues over...The Nuge.
« on: April 19, 2012, 12:28:06 PM »
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"I don't care if you're just thirteen"
THU APR 19, 2012 AT 08:45 AM PDT
"I don't care if you're just thirteen"
bySwedishJewfish

"Jail Bait", written and preformed by Ted Nugent

Ive got no inhibitions
So keep your keys out of your ignition
I steal a car like I got the curse
I cant resist the old lady's purse
Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait wont you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know Ive got to have you in a matter of time

Well I dont care if youre just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that youre probably clean
Theres one lil' thing I got do to you

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait wont you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know Ive got to have you in a matter of time

So tell your mama that Im back in town
She likes us boys when its time to get down
Shes got this craving for the underage
I just might be your mama's brand new rage

Jailbait you look so good to me
Jailbait wont you set me free
Jailbait you look fine fine fine
I know I got to have you in a matter of time

Honey you you you look so nice
Shes young shes tender
Wont you please surrender
She's so fine shes mine
All the time, all mine mine
Its all right baby
Its quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer
Dont put those handcuffs on me
Put them on her and Ill share her with you

Really, DU? The Nuge sang some explicit songs? I HAD NO IDEA. You mean WANG DANG SWEET POONTANG is about SEX? REALLY?


Meanwhile here's a link to major Obama donor Bill Maher posing in Playboy with a naked woman covered in chocolate.
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Re: Dummies now clucking tongues over...The Nuge.
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2012, 12:32:19 PM »
What about Cee lo green dropping the F bomb at an Obama fundraiser, and sticking his middle finger up at the crowd? The hypocrites.

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Re: Dummies now clucking tongues over...The Nuge.
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2012, 12:44:52 PM »
Wait...I thought democrats were the party of child molesters?  They should have absolutely no problem with this song that was released in the early 80's.