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Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2011, 12:23:44 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 10, 2011, 12:17:35 PM
You would need a boxcar for Wild Bill, The Cannibal, and another for poor, stupid Beth, The DUmbest Person On All The Internets, and one for ThomWV, with his necklace of self-extracted teeth, another for Pitt, the Midnight Cowboy, one for Pam, The Genetic Accident, and one for nadinbrzhzhzhski, The World's Foremost Authority. How about Sparkly's Husb, squatting over the catbox? There are many, many, more. If each gets an entire boxcar, this will be a terribly long train. They may have to share accommodations.

You forgot bobo. Can she bring the buick? :-)
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Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2011, 12:27:40 PM »
So much drama by the Subway Cat. It's as if she were auditioning for a play on Broadway. However, that would require some effort on her part, so I digress.

Man, I wish the "emo" trend never caught on...:(
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Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
« Reply #27 on: February 10, 2011, 12:43:00 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on February 10, 2011, 12:17:35 PM
You would need a boxcar for Wild Bill, The Cannibal, and another for poor, stupid Beth, The DUmbest Person On All The Internets, and one for ThomWV, with his necklace of self-extracted teeth, another for Pitt, the Midnight Cowboy, one for Pam, The Genetic Accident, and one for nadinbrzhzhzhski, The World's Foremost Authority. How about Sparkly's Husb, squatting over the catbox? There are many, many, more. If each gets an entire boxcar, this will be a terribly long train. They may have to share accommodations.

Stupid, stupid Beth's car would have to be a big roll of bubble-wrap.
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Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
« Reply #28 on: February 10, 2011, 12:56:57 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on February 10, 2011, 12:43:00 PM
Stupid, stupid Beth's car would have to be a big roll of bubble-wrap.

Yeah, I foresee a lot of maintenance in keeping the spittle wiped off the inside of the windows for that one, so as to not inconvenience the paying audiences.
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Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
« Reply #29 on: February 10, 2011, 12:59:08 PM »
Quote from: Revolution on February 10, 2011, 12:27:40 PM
So much drama by the Subway Cat. It's as if she were auditioning for a play on Broadway. However, that would require some effort on her part, so I digress.

Man, I wish the "emo" trend never caught on...:(

Hell, I wish that my lawn would go "emo" and start cutting itself.
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Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
« Reply #30 on: February 10, 2011, 01:59:46 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on February 09, 2011, 08:43:31 PM
If only circus freak shows weren't a thing of the past.

What do you mean? You obviously haven';t been watching "Jersey Shore".
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Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
« Reply #31 on: February 10, 2011, 03:28:13 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on February 09, 2011, 05:39:10 PM
She can always work for a living.

GASP! Do you have no respect for those who choose not to subject themselves to the humiliation of getting off their keester and doing something for themselves?

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Re: UGP tries to compete with bobo for tea and sympathy
« Reply #32 on: February 10, 2011, 03:57:59 PM »
^ You know, if one was just born in '08, and was a super genius who grew at an alarming rate, it would indeed seem that way, would it not?


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