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Re: Molesting Taxpayers
« Reply #25 on: October 20, 2010, 06:25:23 AM »
So DAT makes an implied joke and 4 people repeat the joke only explicitly while practically repeating each other verbatim?

We gotta raise our standards, guys.
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Re: Molesting Taxpayers
« Reply #26 on: October 20, 2010, 10:00:24 AM »
Rabbits sure are bitchy little critters.
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Re: Molesting Taxpayers
« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2010, 10:29:50 AM »
Rabbits sure are bitchy little critters.

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Re: Molesting Taxpayers
« Reply #28 on: October 20, 2010, 10:32:53 AM »
Rabbits sure are bitchy little critters.

It's that whole "back-door" thing . . .  :tongue: :fuelfire:
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Re: Molesting Taxpayers
« Reply #29 on: October 20, 2010, 01:46:16 PM »
OK, I imagined it.
In MY family, we pitch in to help our own, and don't wait for Government to do it for us.  We don't expect some stranger to foot the bill for us, we just suck it up and figure out how to re-prioritize our own finances to cover it.

The horrorz!!!!

Well, the first thing I would do, is buy the poor girl a pair of shoes!

Second would be to offer her a place to live as long as she understood she must live by my rules and principals! No drugs, period! You will not dress as though you work down on skid row advertising blow jobs for 20 bucks!

Dinner is when "Toots" puts it on the table! If you ain't there, don't cry to me when you get hungry!

Doors are locked at midnight! Don't try to sneak in after that, or you might get shot!

I could go on, but you get the idea!

God helps those that help themselves! As long as you understand that, you are welcome in my home, and I will help you succeed in life. Otherwise, go whine to someone else!

It's just that simple, DUmbass! Why you idiots don't understand that, is beyond my comprehension!

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I almost forgot! You will go to school! If you decide your friends and skipping class is more important, don't bother coming home! This one is very important and will not be negotiated!!!
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Re: Molesting Taxpayers
« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2010, 02:34:23 PM »
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I met Katie (not her real name) in high school. We were never very close, but she attended meetings of our school's Gay-Straight Alliance, which I was the president of.
Odd, how teh gheys get thrown into a story at the DUmp, huh? ::) :whatever:

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Re: Molesting Taxpayers
« Reply #31 on: October 21, 2010, 11:16:19 AM »
Odd, how teh gheys get thrown into a story at the DUmp, huh? ::) :whatever:

And he was the president of the gheys!! Wonder if he got "special" favors???????
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Re: Molesting Taxpayers
« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2010, 12:35:49 PM »
And he was the president of the gheys!! Wonder if he got "special" favors???????
HA HA!
Maybe Bwaney Fwank paid him a visit?! :evillaugh: :evillaugh: