Woody no teabagger

[franksolich]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x8123748

Oh my.

MrScorpio  (1000+ posts)        Sat Apr-10-10 01:24 AM
WOODY, THE SCORPION PRIMITIVE
Original message

Just Because You're White, It Doesn't Mean That You Have to Be A Teabagger 

Just because you don't believe in running up the national debt, that doesn't mean that you have to be a teabagger.

Just because you're not college educated, that doesn't mean that you have to be a teabagger.

Just because you're unsure about the future of America, that doesn't mean that you have to be a teabagger.

Just because you drive a pickup truck, that doesn't mean that you have to be a teabagger.

Just because you're from down south or from Utah, that doesn't mean that you have to be a teabagger.

Just because you respect the military, that doesn't mean that you have to be a teabagger.

Just because you want to take care of your family, that doesn't mean that you have to be a teabagger.

Just because you own guns and love to hunt, that doesn't mean that you have to be a teabagger.

You can be all of these things or none of them and still, that doesn't mean that you have to be a teabagger.

But, if you're racist, paranoid, violent, easily led by the likes of Rush Limbaugh, Fox News and Glenn Beck, for the life of you can't tell the difference between "socialist", "communist" or "nazi" even if you had a shotgun shoved up your ass, never ever realized that you're being played for suckers by the likes of Big Pharma and the medical insurance industry, afraid that phantom ATF agents are coming to take your guns away and toss you in a phantom FEMA camp, unable to read a Hawaiian birth certificate, unsympathetic to the basic needs of your fellow Americans, greedy even though you have very little assets, for some God forsaken reason believe that the country needs to be taken back from a popularly elected black president and are so ****ing stupid that it would surprise a neuro-physician how you can walk and talk at all despite the lack of a sufficient amount of functioning neurons to run your nervous system:

Guess what...

You're a teabagger.

You might as well dig a hole in the ground that's one and one half feet wide and two feet deep, stick your head into it until you're neck deep and have someone bury it.

Believe, you me... You'll be doing the world a big favor.

MrScorpio  (1000+ posts)        Sat Apr-10-10 04:37 AM
WOODY, THE SCORPION PRIMITIVE
Response to Reply #6

9. Ignorance is bliss 

If Big Pharma could take that amount of cluelessness, synthesize it into tablet form and sell it on the open market, we'd have instant Idiocacy.

These people are nothing but a bunch of regressively minded know-nothings who are yearning for a fantasy America that only existed in their empty heads.

They should never, ever be allowed to take power and make policy...

Otherwise, we're all ****ed.

[Chris]

Didn't see that coming.  Nope.

[Freeper]

for the life of you can't tell the difference between "socialist", "communist" or "nazi"

Ok Dummy explain the differences then.

Main Entry: so·cial·ism
Pronunciation: \ˈsō-shə-ˌli-zəm\
Function: noun
Date: 1837

1 : any of various economic and political theories advocating collective or governmental ownership and administration of the means of production and distribution of goods
2 a : a system of society or group living in which there is no private property b : a system or condition of society in which the means of production are owned and controlled by the state
3 : a stage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and communism and distinguished by unequal distribution of goods and pay according to work done

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/socialism

Main Entry: com·mu·nism
Pronunciation: \ˈkäm-yə-ˌni-zəm, -yü-\
Function: noun
Etymology: French communisme, from commun common
Date: 1840

1 a : a theory advocating elimination of private property b : a system in which goods are owned in common and are available to all as needed
2 capitalized a : a doctrine based on revolutionary Marxian socialism and Marxism-Leninism that was the official ideology of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics b : a totalitarian system of government in which a single authoritarian party controls state-owned means of production c : a final stage of society in Marxist theory in which the state has withered away and economic goods are distributed equitably d : communist systems collectively

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/communism

Main Entry: Na·zi
Pronunciation: \ˈnät-sē, ˈnat-\
Function: noun
Etymology: German, by shortening & alteration from Nationalsozialist, from national national + Sozialist socialist
Date: 1930

1 : a member of a German fascist party controlling Germany from 1933 to 1945 under Adolf Hitler
2 often not capitalized a : one who espouses the beliefs and policies of the German Nazis : fascist b : one who is likened to a German Nazi : a harshly domineering, dictatorial, or intolerant person

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/nazi

Reading through those definitions the Obama administration is steadily working on implementing the first 2.
Also the definition of socialism states this "a stage of society in Marxist theory transitional between capitalism and communism and distinguished by unequal distribution of goods and pay according to work done". So in other words you goons when a conservative claims that socialism is close to communism they are right.

Now this is interesting,

Main Entry: fas·cism
Pronunciation: \ˈfa-ˌshi-zəm also ˈfa-ˌsi-\
Function: noun
Etymology: Italian fascismo, from fascio bundle, fasces, group, from Latin fascis bundle & fasces fasces
Date: 1921

1 often capitalized : a political philosophy, movement, or regime (as that of the Fascisti) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition
2 : a tendency toward or actual exercise of strong autocratic or dictatorial control <early instances of army fascism and brutality — J. W. Aldridge>

Notice the part of forcible suppression of opposition. Which side is trying to silence the other side? That's right the left is trying to shut us up.

[USA4ME]

MrScorpio
WOODY, THE boy PRIMITIVE

Just Because blah, blah, blah....

 

Scorpio, the boy primitive, seems to dislike those who oppose Dear Leader and has to invent a box of his own imigination of what the opposition is like in which to place them so as to justify his seething hatred.

Luckily, no one of any significance cares what his opinion is, except to point and laugh.

.

[blitzkrieg_17]

Stop projecting your sexual fantasies onto us, DUmbass.

[AllosaursRus]

This puke is in dire need if a boot heel! Ain't that what you do with scorpions? They're poisonous for cripes sake! Although I doubt this one's venom is any more lethal than a fire ant. Just a pest!

[GOBUCKS]

I wonder what it could be about the jug-eared muslim that Lamond loves so much. What could it be? Could it be his color?
Surely not! DUmmies are colorblind, right? Especially black DUmmies. Right?

[franksolich]

I wonder what it could be about the jug-eared muslim that Lamond loves so much. What could it be? Could it be his color?
Surely not! DUmmies are colorblind, right? Especially black DUmmies. Right?

My fellow alum Skins some time ago banned the only authentic black man on Skins's island, the Hamden Rice primitive.

There's a few primitives whose skin tone is dark, such as Woody's, but on the whole, their hearts and souls are Soviet red.

[The Village Idiot]

That is a very  vague and misleading definition for "nazi"

How could you not use the words: German National Socialist Workers Party in the definition?
Naziism is a form of socialism, notice they never want to admit that

[AllosaursRus]

My fellow alum Skins some time ago banned the only authentic black man on Skins's island, the Hamden Rice primitive.

There's a few primitives whose skin tone is dark, such as Woody's, but on the whole, their hearts and souls are Soviet red.

Anyone seen a pick of WoodenHead? I sometimes think he's just standing in the shadows, not actually of a darker pigment.

[ChuckJ]

Reading Scorpio's post made me think about something.

I sometimes watch the country music awards. They usually have a female artist of the year and a male artist of the year. Then they have a category called entertainer of the year that can be either male or female.

What if the same was done for internet stupidity? Frank has already determined the stupidest person on the internet. Who would hold the title of stupidest male on the internet (or at least the DUmp)? Would it even be possible to make such a determination based on the wide variety of individuals from which to choose?

[miskie]

Reading Scorpio's post made me think about something.

I sometimes watch the country music awards. They usually have a female artist of the year and a male artist of the year. Then they have a category called entertainer of the year that can be either male or female.

What if the same was done for internet stupidity? Frank has already determined the stupidest person on the internet. Who would hold the title of stupidest male on the internet (or at least the DUmp)? Would it even be possible to make such a determination based on the wide variety of individuals from which to choose?

Though a noble cause, It simply isn't possible. The level of stupidity on the internet is so deep it is simply not possible to categorize and/or make a determination of who is the most stupid person on it. Comments on the average YouTube video often outdo DU for the breadth of their collective ignorance.

For example -- this classic flash made from a Yahoo Answers session,

How Is Babby Formed ?

The actual text from the exchange had been captured and added to the video, so even franksolich can benefit from clicking this link. Not to mention the fact the person who made this video capitalized on primitive imagery.

[GOBUCKS]

Though a noble cause, It simply isn't possible. The level of stupidity on the internet is so deep it is simply not possible to categorize and/or make a determination of who is the most stupid person on it. Comments on the average YouTube video often outdo DU for the breadth of their collective ignorance.

You may find a comment somewhere out on the internets that seems DUmber than the DUmp, but if you do I'll wager it's a DUmmy using a different screen name. If it were possible to designate the DUmbest male DUmmy, it's nearly certain that he would also be the DUmbest male on all the internets. He would be just a tiny molecule smarter than Beth Ferrari.

[franksolich]

Reading Scorpio's post made me think about something.

I sometimes watch the country music awards. They usually have a female artist of the year and a male artist of the year. Then they have a category called entertainer of the year that can be either male or female.

What if the same was done for internet stupidity? Frank has already determined the stupidest person on the internet. Who would hold the title of stupidest male on the internet (or at least the DUmp)? Would it even be possible to make such a determination based on the wide variety of individuals from which to choose?

That would be too difficult to determine, the stupidest primitive male.

On one hand, one has male primitives who are voluntarily retarded, such as Pedro Picasso or the sparkling husband primitive.  And then there are those who are authentically stupid, such as the garlic-hoarding steely primitive, the "Richard Steele" primitive.

But when it comes to Woody here, whose obsessive Hate and rage makes him artificially retarded, well, Woody makes a 15-watt light-bulb--in a massive two-story-high hotel ballroom--the only light-bulb in the room, look blindingly illuminating.

[franksolich]

Anyone seen a pick of WoodenHead? I sometimes think he's just standing in the shadows, not actually of a darker pigment.

Well, Woody ain't no Hamden Rice, that's for sure.

He's a chocolate-covered cherry.

Black on the outside, Soviet red on the inside.

[formerlurker]

neuro-physician

???

You mean neurologist?   

[diesel driver]

???

You mean neurologist?   

Yeah, that's it!   

[Chris_]

This puke is in dire need if a boot heel! Ain't that what you do with scorpions? They're poisonous for cripes sake! Although I doubt this one's venom is any more lethal than a fire ant. Just a pest!

When scorpions get in our house in the summer, we smack them with a baseball bat. 

Oh the violence.