Palin's FIRST son illegitimate?

[bijou]

kath  (1000+ posts)       Sun Aug-31-08 04:33 PM
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Palin's FIRST son illegitimate?
 Advertisements [?]Hey, before you skewer me on this, I know that LOTS and lots and lots of women are pregnant on their wedding day, and that this has been happening for thousands of years. I also know that the vast majority of people have sex before marriage, and I have absolutely no problem with this. BUT, and this is a huge "but", the fundies consider premarital sex to be "fornication" and a huge, huge, horribly EEEEE-VUL sin. Palin is a fundie whacko. Therefore, she and those of her ilk consider pre-marital sex to be horribly sinful.


This is already out there on the intertubes. Apparently Colmes has been discussing this, as well as others.

Sarah and Todd Palin eloped on Aug 29, 1988. Son Track was born April 20, 1989.

Full-term pregnancy is 38 weeks from CONCEPTION, but "gestational age" is expressed from the 1st day of the last menstrual period (LMP) - or 40 weeks after LMP (even though the woman is not actually pregnant for those first two weeks. weird, I know, but that's how it's done)

Counting from their wedding night, the night when a good Jeezoid like Sarah should have been deflowered, their son was born 33 1/2 weeks later. OR, to put it more plainly, 4 1/2 weeks "early" (35 1/2 wks gestational age, since this would be 35 1/2 wks since LMP).
If he was NOT born 4 1/2 weeks early, but at 40 wks post LMP (aka full term, then ) he was conceived on or about July 28, 1988. During the week of Aug. 11, Sarah would have begun to be concerned about Aunt Flo not arriving (assuming the average 28 day cycle). By August 29, her period would have been two-and-a-half weeks late. Even with 1988 technology, a home pregnancy test would have come back positive.

Time to elope.

 

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x6851322

Teh stupid rolls on.

[DixieBelle]

Wow. Just wow. I for one am loving all of this energy they seem to be expending on the "details".

It's like watching a monkey picking his nose and staring at what he finds for hours. Meanwhile, there's a lion prowling in the grass waiting to pounce.

Go ahead DU. You're all playing your part well. Skinner is probably getting a fat bonus check for keeping the island secluded from the adults who make the decisions.

[mamacags]

Illegitmate...
il·le·git·i·mate   [adj., n. il-i-jit-uh-mit; v. il-i-jit-uh-meyt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation adjective, noun, verb, -mat·ed, -mat·ing.
–adjective 1. born of parents who are not married to each other; born out of wedlock: an illegitimate child.  
2. not legitimate; not sanctioned by law or custom. 
3. unlawful; illegal: an illegitimate action. 
4. irregular; not in good usage. 
5. Logic. not in accordance with the principles of valid inference. 
6. Obsolete. (formerly, in London) a. of or pertaining to stage plays in which musical numbers were inserted because of laws that gave only a few theaters the exclusive right to produce straight dramas. 
b. acting in or producing such productions. 
 
–noun 7. a person recognized or looked upon as illegitimate. 
–verb (used with object) 8. to declare illegitimate. 



DUmbasses have no idea what the word even means!   Their collective stupid is pissing me off today.

[Lord Undies]

Ignore the Little Goons.  They are all a bunch of bastards looking for company.

[Carl]

Wow. Just wow. I for one am loving all of this energy they seem to be expending on the "details".

It's like watching a monkey picking his nose and staring at what he finds for hours. Meanwhile, there's a lion prowling in the grass waiting to pounce.

Go ahead DU. You're all playing your part well. Skinner is probably getting a fat bonus check for keeping the island secluded from the adults who make the decisions.

 

H5

[Ptarmigan]

Speaking of that, Shirley Phelps-Roper has an illegitimate son named Samuel, who was before Joshua, who is no longer a member of WBC.

[MrsSmith]

You guys are missing the point...all fundies are supposed to hate anyone "caught" in a sin, remember?  Fundies expect every human to live a perfect life, or go to hell, right?  All that stuff about "all humans sin," "there has only been One perfect person," "repentance," "forgiveness," you know, all that Biblical stuff...fundies don't ever read their Bibles, they just do what the preacher says.  All "conservative Christians" are supposed to count on their fingers and then immediately declare Mrs. Palin "A SINNER!!!"   




 

[Chris_]

You guys are missing the point...all fundies are supposed to hate anyone "caught" in a sin, remember?  Fundies expect every human to live a perfect life, or go to hell, right?  All that stuff about "all humans sin," "there has only been One perfect person," "repentance," "forgiveness," you know, all that Biblical stuff...fundies don't ever read their Bibles, they just do what the preacher says.  All "conservative Christians" are supposed to count on their fingers and then immediately declare Mrs. Palin "A SINNER!!!"   :o




 ::) :lmao:

I repeat because it bears repeating: liberals believe it is better to have no value nor morals than to have them and not adhere/meet them.

[Lord Undies]

Back in 1971, when my wife an I got married nine days before my seventeenth birthday (She was eighteen, and they didn't know at the time - two days after her divorce from her husband of nine months), we were the whirl of rumors.  Our "world" was shocked.  I cannot fully express how our marriage absolutely floored my family and caused my mother-in-law to almost go into a coronary.  It was so much fun.

Then, after our adopted son was born on the last day of November, and we had him full time by Christmas, My side of the family was going wild....my wife was pregnant when I married her!  Her side of the family knew the truth since our baby came from my wife's dysfunctional brother and his unbelievably unmotherly wife, even though she had one four-year-old daughter by someone we still don't know today and a son born from my B-I-L in June of 1970.  It was ZOO TIME!

I have an Aunt who died on 08-08-88 who went to her grave spreading the rumors my wife was pregnant with our first child by some other man (her husband?) when we married.  

My point here is, these things get so out-of-hand.  My wife's first mistake (husband) is Irish.  Our son was born from a woman who was one-quarter Mexican.  That is where his unbelievable hair and gorgeous eyes come from.  

[Splashdown]

There's a whole freaking list of crap we can't talk about as it pertains to the Obama bin Biden ticket. But that side goes after the children.

They disgust me.

[JohnnyReb]

Let me do some DUmmie math here.........7 times ............some # of  weeks. ....="s ....so many days......... divided by ......now add and carry the 2.......... divide again by ? ..........comes to .......about 50,000,000 tadpoles being deposited in the proper recepticle .......and .........we get an illegitimate child..........that can't happen .....they're supposed to be brought by a stork either to 2 mommies or 2 daddies. This is huge!

[NHSparky]

There's a whole freaking list of crap we can't talk about as it pertains to the Obama bin Biden ticket. But that side goes after the children.

They disgust me.

Imagine how the MSM would have reacted had Republicans gone after Chelsea Clinton or Obama's children.

[jinxmchue]

So...  In the DUmp monkeys' minds, t's impossible that Track actually was born early?

[DixieBelle]

So the take away here is that the Palin's met, fell in love, got married, and soon after had a son who may or not have been conceived before signing on the dotted line but was born to his BIOLOGICAL parents who raised him, stayed together, created a loving home, had more kids (one with Downs), built a successful life, celebrated 20 years of marriage, supported each other in career endeavors (one being REALLY big) and seem to be the American Dream and American Family all rolled into one?

I don't recall at any time the Palin's claiming to be Fundamentalists. Nevermind the fact that DUmmies don't even understand that term much less who is one. Point being, the Palin family aren't hypocrites cough*JohnEdwards*cough they are simply Conservatives. Heck one article reported that Mr. Palin and the eldest son are registered as "undeclared" on their voting records instead of "Republicans". Pretty thin gruel but we know how idiotic the media can be and somehow that was thrown out there as a "gotcha". It fell flat but...the point is that the Palin's befuddle the DUmmies. They don't get them at all and they are going to continue to spew their vile hatred. Think UP spewing and spitting at the world - no concept of reality and no appreciation for the facts.

Yeah, I get the DUmmie hate now.

[debk]

Does this mean, according to the Democrats,  that since I had sex before I was married ...I can't be a Conservative?

[TheSarge]

Does this mean, according to the Democrats,  that since I had sex before I was married ...I can't be a Conservative?

Yes which means I'm out of the Conservative movement too.

The reason I got married the first time was because my ex was pregnant.


So they've got two reasons to kick me out in DUmmie logic.

[BlueStateSaint]

Does this mean, according to the Democrats,  that since I had sex before I was married ...I can't be a Conservative?

I think that there's a lot of that couldn't be, according to the wastes of sperm that inhabit the DUmp and Kos.

[Airwolf]

Does this mean, according to the Democrats,  that since I had sex before I was married ...I can't be a Conservative?

Yes which means I'm out of the Conservative movement too.

The reason I got married the first time was because my ex was pregnant.


So they've got two reasons to kick me out in DUmmie logic.

Guess I am out as well. Oh well good thing DUmmy logic has no hold over us.

[JohnnyReb]

Does this mean, according to the Democrats,  that since I had sex before I was married ...I can't be a Conservative?

...but what if I was alone?????  Does that count????? 

[debk]

Does this mean, according to the Democrats,  that since I had sex before I was married ...I can't be a Conservative?

...but what if I was alone?????  Does that count????? 

depends.....are you blind now?

[MrsSmith]

Does this mean, according to the Democrats,  that since I had sex before I was married ...I can't be a Conservative?

...but what if I was alone?????  Does that count????? 

depends.....are you blind now?

[MrsSmith]

So the take away here is that the Palin's met, fell in love, got married, and soon after had a son who may or not have been conceived before signing on the dotted line but was born to his BIOLOGICAL parents who raised him, stayed together, created a loving home, had more kids (one with Downs), built a successful life, celebrated 20 years of marriage, supported each other in career endeavors (one being REALLY big) and seem to be the American Dream and American Family all rolled into one?

I don't recall at any time the Palin's claiming to be Fundamentalists. Nevermind the fact that DUmmies don't even understand that term much less who is one. Point being, the Palin family aren't hypocrites cough*JohnEdwards*cough they are simply Conservatives. Heck one article reported that Mr. Palin and the eldest son are registered as "undeclared" on their voting records instead of "Republicans". Pretty thin gruel but we know how idiotic the media can be and somehow that was thrown out there as a "gotcha". It fell flat but...the point is that the Palin's befuddle the DUmmies. They don't get them at all and they are going to continue to spew their vile hatred. Think UP spewing and spitting at the world - no concept of reality and no appreciation for the facts.

Yeah, I get the DUmmie hate now.

Remember the threads where they insisted that Sarah Palin only does what her husband orders her to do?