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Title: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 05, 2008, 08:40:34 AM
An innuendo or double entendre by definition has two meanings, one of which is indelicate.

My big hairy beaver...

(http://img159.imageshack.us/img159/8589/beaverlookingcameramj0.jpg)
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Taxman on January 05, 2008, 08:45:42 AM
Your beaver should use whitening strips. 
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Splashdown on January 05, 2008, 08:47:31 AM
there's the

(http://www.thetoque.net/030408/pics/beardedclam.jpg)

bearded clam,

of course.
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 05, 2008, 08:48:47 AM
Your beaver should use whitening strips. 

That's what morning wood is for.   :naughty: Anyway, as moderator, I'll thank you to not criticize my beaver.  :lmao:
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 05, 2008, 08:49:07 AM
there's the

(http://www.thetoque.net/030408/pics/beardedclam.jpg)

bearded clam,

of course.

 :newyear:
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Splashdown on January 05, 2008, 08:49:57 AM
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c269/MacErchar/18891574_c4330626a2.jpg)

And one more!
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 05, 2008, 08:51:50 AM
As newshutr reminded me the other day, he has a tripod and he knows how to use it.

(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1139/minitripod20021013ne8.jpg)
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Taxman on January 05, 2008, 08:53:12 AM
Your big hairy beaver looks awfully wet. 
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 05, 2008, 08:54:41 AM
Your big hairy beaver looks awfully wet. 

that's cuz she was deep-diving.  :newyear:
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Taxman on January 05, 2008, 08:58:44 AM
Your big hairy beaver looks awfully wet. 

that's cuz she was deep-diving.  :newyear:

Was that because she was trying to get to the root of the wood?
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 05, 2008, 09:17:29 AM
Your big hairy beaver looks awfully wet. 

that's cuz she was deep-diving.  :newyear:

Was that because she was trying to get to the root of the wood?

Schade is like a beaver I'm told
long in the tooth, but she's not old!
She is wettened methinks
cuz she swims like a minx
she is naughty and hard to hold!


Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: asdf2231 on January 05, 2008, 01:59:20 PM


Schade is like a beaver I'm told
long in the tooth, but she's not old!
She is wettened methinks
cuz she swims like a minx
she is naughty and hard to hold!

Did you ever consider a career as a greeting card writer my dear?  :rotf:
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Chris_ on January 05, 2008, 02:03:34 PM


Did you ever consider a career as a greeting card writer my dear?  :rotf:

They are sorta clever, aren't they?  :lmao:
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: LadyLiberty on January 05, 2008, 02:41:42 PM
Your limericks are great  :lmao:
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Chris_ on January 05, 2008, 02:48:41 PM
Your limericks are great  :lmao:

Thank you!  :lmao:
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 06, 2008, 03:34:44 PM
This is a slow thread, anyone want to see my *****? (hush BSR :-))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/Uber-Schatzi/UberFace/puss20tv.jpg)
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Chris_ on January 06, 2008, 03:39:01 PM
Ever try shaving it?
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 06, 2008, 04:01:45 PM
Ever try shaving it?

Oh for shame!  :thatsright:
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Crazy Horse on January 06, 2008, 04:19:27 PM
Ever try shaving it?


.....


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Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 06, 2008, 04:36:19 PM
That's what I am talking about!  :rotf:
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: jtyangel on January 06, 2008, 04:39:57 PM
Has BSR brought pink taco pictures yet?

And I thought cooter was a character from Dukes of Hazard until I met my previous beau.  :lmao:
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Carl on January 06, 2008, 05:37:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zsr8u0fUipw

 :uhsure:
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Chris_ on January 06, 2008, 05:48:24 PM
lmao...I was thinking of that song a little while ago.
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Crazy Horse on January 06, 2008, 06:03:56 PM
beavers, cooters, tacos, clams :cheersmate:

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Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Crazy Horse on January 06, 2008, 06:08:28 PM
liberal Pink Taco........

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Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Celtic Rose on January 06, 2008, 06:21:41 PM
Here's a picture of a pair of boobies for the menfolk  :naughty:

(http://www.20riverside.freeserve.co.uk/southamerica/images/boobies.jpg)
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Chris_ on January 06, 2008, 06:24:35 PM
Too small and shaped funny
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Crazy Horse on January 06, 2008, 06:42:02 PM
Too small and shaped funny

You are the last person I would expect to hear those words from

Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Chris_ on January 06, 2008, 06:56:44 PM
I can't help it...boobies with semi-sharp edges scare me....sometimes
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: THA HOUSTON PIMP IS IN DA HOUZ! on January 06, 2008, 07:44:25 PM
This is a slow thread, anyone want to see my *****? (hush BSR :-))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/Uber-Schatzi/UberFace/puss20tv.jpg)


Wow, ***** Galore!

(http://www.collegeinsider.com/graphic/images/galore.jpg)
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Chris_ on January 07, 2008, 11:14:12 PM
This is a slow thread, anyone want to see my *****? (hush BSR :-))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/Uber-Schatzi/UberFace/puss20tv.jpg)


I've seen that thing many time before. It looks trimmed.
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Chris_ on January 07, 2008, 11:16:15 PM
Here is a picture of Caker's "love box"

(http://static.flickr.com/50/149522140_3f678e5e92.jpg)
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Chris_ on January 07, 2008, 11:18:21 PM
This one speaks for itself.

(http://www.meanshirts.com/catalog/images/141.jpg)
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: asdf2231 on January 09, 2008, 12:17:39 AM
This is a slow thread, anyone want to see my *****? (hush BSR :-))

(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k106/Uber-Schatzi/UberFace/puss20tv.jpg)


Well dang!

Let me return the favor by showing you my massive Cock!

(http://www.manbottle.com/pictures/man_with_a_very_big_cock.jpg)
Title: Re: "A beaver by any other name..."
Post by: Schadenfreude on January 09, 2008, 05:57:16 AM
Here is a picture of Caker's "love box"

(http://static.flickr.com/50/149522140_3f678e5e92.jpg)

Sha-Wing!  :-)