Pessi, pessi, pessi, chee-burger, chee-burger, chee-burger..........
Walked into a McD's in south Miami 30 years ago and the only people in there that spoke english was me and the X-wife. NO JOKE! Not to mention the only white faces. That was back when John Bulushi(?) was doing that skit on 'Saturdat Night Live'. Guy in front of us gave his order and all I heard was that exact line from the Sat nite show. The X-wife turned around toward me and was just about to bust out laughing. I told her, "You laugh and I'll slap your teeth out." We got the hell outta there right then with nothing to eat. That was also the night the race riots started ('78, '79. ??) but I didn't know they were going on at the time. We had been on the road all day. I remember riding thru some part of Miami and seeing tires burning and blacks drinking, shouting and dancing in the street. Dumb country bumpkin me told X-wife, "These ******s down here really know how to party, don't they."
Three days later I read about the riots in a newspaper. For the next 20 years, I paid to ride the toll road around Miami...........and still would today if I was headed that way.