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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2013, 02:55:50 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 12, 2013, 02:44:27 PM
Oh good Lord... :thatsright:

Did they happen to mention where that occurs?  I have never see anyone drag their parents to a job interview.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424127887323864604579066964214209866.html?KEYWORDS=millennial

Not sure if they were talking about this ^ article or not.

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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2013, 02:56:49 PM »
Canaduh. 

I figured it was California.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2013, 04:07:36 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on September 12, 2013, 02:44:27 PM
Oh good Lord... :thatsright:

Did they happen to mention where that occurs?  I have never see anyone drag their parents to a job interview.

I had a guy show up for an interview with his wife.  The position was for Sr Electronics Engineer. 

No he did not get the job.  :rofl:
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2013, 04:08:16 PM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on September 12, 2013, 04:07:36 PM
I had a guy show up for an interview with his wife.  The position was for Sr Electronics Engineer. 

No he did not get the job.  :rofl:

She wasn't hot, eh? :???: :tongue: :whistling:
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2013, 10:04:20 PM »
Quote from: vesta111 on September 12, 2013, 07:28:32 AM
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What do you have against Liberians, vesta?


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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2013, 08:48:21 PM »
An update to an old LocoNuts thread.
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Shockingly, his trouble-free days of dorm hi-jinks seem to be coming to an end:
 
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71. I think i have to quit...
I'm becoming self destructive. Drinking, taking pills in response to the anxiety.
Don't quit, LocoNuts! That's all part of the fun of college life!
 

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73. Darn, hate to hear this but
IMO you must see a psychiatrist, often, as I've suggested before, every day, or 5 days/week or somesuch, because whatever they've been doing for you clearly isn't working. And/or find a different doc?



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74. Well, for ****'s sake, don't kill yourself.
Don't listen to DUmmy Tobin S.!
He spends all his time in the DUmp boobyhatch. He's as crazy as you, Loconuts.


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75. status update please, if you don't mind ? PM me otherwise please
Yeah, LocoNuts, you can get a lot of good advice from stevenumbers.
You guys can trade notes on all the tail you're scoring.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2013, 10:59:08 PM »
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71. I think i have to quit...
I'm becoming self destructive. Drinking, taking pills in response to the anxiety.
It's nice to see so many primitives jockeying for a position in the Top DUmmies this year! 

Three months ago, I was worried I'd have to spend an unreasonable amount of time reflecting on which DUmmies to nominate.  It turns out that this year is shaping up to be a cakewalk. 
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2013, 11:05:34 PM »
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44. Hang in there!

I have been there done that, so I can relate.

You said you have a therapist meet soon, right? Make sure to tell him EVERYTHING!

Jus talking one on one can work in ways meds can't.


Has the LocoNuts primitive ever considered living the homeless life in Tucson? 


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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #33 on: September 18, 2013, 04:37:14 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on September 17, 2013, 11:05:34 PM

Has the LocoNuts primitive ever considered living the homeless life in Tucson? 

Hey, that's a great idea! He and Amber can share a tarp under the overpass.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #34 on: September 18, 2013, 06:41:01 AM »
As was predicted, Loconuts' college career has come to an end, again.  While he was hiding, his poor parents checked him out.
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76. Update: almost went to hospital, may still...
I'm sorry to worry everyone. Everyone here has been more supportive of me than I deserve or have any right to accept and I thank you for it!!!! I've dropped out, these last few days have been nervous breakdown hell I didn't attempt suicide but I was self harming, drinking till I blacked out and bin eating / purging, I've done some shameful stuff, nothing really bad just embarrassing, and my parents have had to do the leg work to get me out of the school while I went crazy. I've had breakdowns before but not quite this bad. I'm back home now trying to calm down and piece myself together. Trying to decide if I should admit myself to a mental health facility or not. The only real advantage of that would be that they could monitor me closely while they tried to adjust / change my meds to something that might be better. I don't know. I'm exhausted. I think I'll sleep the next few days. I know there is more to life than college. Even if I can't hack that, but I can't help but feel my life is over. It will take a few days at east before I'm thinking straight.
Some animals in the wild eat their young at birth.  Here is an example of why that is not necessarily bad .
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #35 on: September 18, 2013, 06:54:49 AM »
Quote from: dane on September 18, 2013, 06:41:01 AM
As was predicted, Loconuts' college career has come to an end, again.  While he was hiding, his poor parents checked him out.Some animals in the wild eat their young at birth.  Here is an example of why that is not necessarily bad .

Mama tried, but she spit him out.

Then again, he was 35 years old at the time.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #36 on: September 18, 2013, 07:16:51 AM »
How long was the DUchebag away from his mama's breast,  before he ended up hiding in a closet with his woobie?

2 weeks? 3?

That DUmbass needs a safety harness to go to the bathroom.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #37 on: September 18, 2013, 07:41:35 AM »
This guy is a walking argument for insane asylums. He can not take care of himself and is a total mess. His parent should start the process to have him declared incompetent and have him admitted to a Healthcare facility likely long term.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #38 on: September 18, 2013, 08:09:40 AM »
Will Loconuts now go through DU archives and self-delete all those posts about adapting to dorm life, taking multiple classes, etc?

Leaving them will be a lingering testamony to his failure, well, 'current' failure.

If only he could get together with Lady Freedumb - can you imagine the great stories that could be generated by that union!
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #39 on: September 18, 2013, 08:38:00 AM »
Quote from: jtyangel on September 18, 2013, 07:41:35 AM
This guy is a walking argument for insane asylums. He can not take care of himself and is a total mess. His parent should start the process to have him declared incompetent and have him admitted to a Healthcare facility likely long term.

Where, under Obamacare, he'll be issued pain pills to go with his breakfasts.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #40 on: September 18, 2013, 08:56:19 AM »
He's Canadian. He'll die before he makes it through the waiting list.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #41 on: September 18, 2013, 12:22:59 PM »
Do DUmmies have to pass a "failure to launch" test before they can join?   :popcorn:
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #42 on: September 18, 2013, 12:28:14 PM »


     Odd how the guy has the time, calm, composure, and perseverance to write tomes on an internet message board, but shits himself when someone - horrors- gives him homework.

     
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #43 on: September 18, 2013, 12:41:05 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on September 18, 2013, 12:28:14 PM

     Odd how the guy has the time, calm, composure, and perseverance to write tomes on an internet message board, but shits himself when someone - horrors- gives him homework.

     

Especially considering that the vast majority of college homework, in my experience, is reading and writing, particularly for liberal arts majors. 
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« Reply #44 on: September 18, 2013, 12:44:24 PM »
Well, DUmmy LocoNuts has hung it up yet again.

I really feel sorry for his parents, but I hope he keeps posting. He's one of the most entertaining DUmmies around these days.

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76. Update: almost went to hospital, may still...
I'm sorry to worry everyone. Everyone here has been more supportive of me than I deserve or have any right to accept and I thank you for it!!!! I've dropped out, these last few days have been nervous breakdown hell I didn't attempt suicide but I was self harming, drinking till I blacked out and bin eating / purging, I've done some shameful stuff, nothing really bad just embarrassing, and my parents have had to do the leg work to get me out of the school while I went crazy. I've had breakdowns before but not quite this bad. I'm back home now trying to calm down and piece myself together. Trying to decide if I should admit myself to a mental health facility or not. The only real advantage of that would be that they could monitor me closely while they tried to adjust / change my meds to something that might be better. I don't know. I'm exhausted. I think I'll sleep the next few days. I know there is more to life than college. Even if I can't hack that, but I can't help but feel my life is over. It will take a few days at east before I'm thinking straight.

You won't be missed, LocoNuts, the guys at the dorm will find another ID to use at the liquor store.

He should get together with Dennis the Menace, UGP, and DUmpangelnumbers.

They could have some epic double dates.
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #45 on: September 18, 2013, 12:52:02 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on September 18, 2013, 12:41:05 PM
Especially considering that the vast majority of college homework, in my experience, is reading and writing, particularly for liberal arts majors. 


     I guess this is just another case of the world being too harsh and cruel for the tenderest of souls, who are perfectly fine as long as (a) they get to sit and write about themselves all day, and (b) they can always blame someone else for their problems or at least make someone else responsible for cleaning up their messes. I'd have sympathy if LocoNuts could brealy string a sentence together, but that isn't the case.

     
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« Reply #46 on: September 18, 2013, 01:02:40 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on September 18, 2013, 12:52:02 PM
I'd have sympathy if LocoNuts could brealy string a sentence together, but that isn't the case.

Not sure that's an indicator of the deranged.  Some of the subway cat's posts are very well written and she was hauled off in cuffs to the hospital.


 
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« Reply #47 on: September 18, 2013, 01:05:20 PM »
Quote from: Dori on September 18, 2013, 01:02:40 PM
Not sure that's an indicator of the deranged.  Some of the subway cat's posts are very well written and she was hauled off in cuffs to the hospital.


 


That's sort of my point. They are strikingly lucid and literate when they sit to write about themselves, aren't they?
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« Reply #48 on: September 18, 2013, 01:21:09 PM »
Quote from: BannedFromDU on September 18, 2013, 01:05:20 PM

That's sort of my point. They are strikingly lucid and literate when they sit to write about themselves, aren't they?

Maybe that is the measure of how crazy they are, when they seem so honest and forthcoming with their lunacy. 
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Re: DUmmy LocoNuts Checks In
« Reply #49 on: September 18, 2013, 01:48:21 PM »
Quote from: Dori on September 18, 2013, 01:02:40 PM
Not sure that's an indicator of the deranged.  Some of the subway cat's posts are very well written and she was hauled off in cuffs to the hospital.
I can't read her crazy rants, jammed together with no spaces. They give me a headache.
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