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DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« on: September 17, 2013, 03:46:54 PM »
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Lisa Simpson on the 2nd amendment

Homer: But I have to have a gun. It's in the Constitution.

Lisa: Dad, the 2nd Amendment is just a remnant from revolutionary days. It has no meaning today.

Homer: You couldn't be more wrong Lisa. If I didn't have this gun, the King of England could just walk in here any time he wants and start shoving you around. Do you want that? (Pokes Lisa) Huh? (Shoves her) Do ya!

Now granted, this was an amusing episode, and there is a clip at the DUmp link.  But to rely on a quote from a cartoon character to prove your point is worthless and weak.

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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2013, 04:02:44 PM »
Lisa Simpson is the biggest moonbat, and the older the show wore on, the worse she got.  She ruined the movie. 

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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2013, 04:06:30 PM »
It's literally all they have to make themselves feel good at the moment.

They've tried to convince themselves that the "new left" is becoming a force in the Dem party by pointing to some of their own kook writers who've claimed there was no attack on Syria because of them and that Larry Summers withdrew his name from nomination for the Fed Chair because of them. No really, they actually believe that nonsense.

Reality has always been out the door with whackos like the primitives. I say let them walk down this primrose path they've envisioned has occurred. A year and 2 years from now, it'll still be the 100% Dear Leader cultists and the 99% Dear Leader cultists on essentially the same topics saying essentially the same things they are now.

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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2013, 04:07:01 PM »
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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2013, 04:08:48 PM »
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But I have to have a gun. It's in the Constitution.


Where does it say that?     :???:
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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2013, 04:12:49 PM »
IIRC, Lisa Simpson once said she would not eat anything that casts a shadow.

Earth to DUchebags, Groening is making fun of YOU not us much like the people laughing around you.
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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2013, 04:20:46 PM »
IIRC, Lisa Simpson once said she would not eat anything that casts a shadow.

Earth to DUchebags, Groening is making fun of YOU not us much like the people laughing around you.
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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2013, 05:03:53 PM »
"Maybe if you ate red meat once in a while, you'd have some natural lubrication" - Marge
I suppose pork can be considered "red meat".   :whistling:
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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2013, 05:06:02 PM »
I suppose pork can be considered "red meat".   :whistling:

Pork is the other white meat.....and it's racist.
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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2013, 05:13:53 PM »
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Lisa Simpson on the 2nd amendment

Homer: But I have to have a gun. It's in the Constitution.

Lisa: Dad, the 2nd Amendment is just a remnant from revolutionary days. It has no meaning today.

Homer: You couldn't be more wrong Lisa. If I didn't have this gun, the King of England Obama could just walk in here any time he wants and start shoving you around. Do you want that? (Pokes Lisa) Huh? (Shoves her) Do ya!

Much better.   :II:
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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2013, 05:17:08 PM »
If I was going the anti-gun cartoon rout, I'd use Yosemite Sam.

Just sayin'.



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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #11 on: September 17, 2013, 05:51:42 PM »
IIRC, Lisa Simpson once said she would not eat anything that casts a shadow.

Moles? Worms? Ocean bottom feeders? Groening is simply running out of material. Time to move on.
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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #12 on: September 17, 2013, 10:26:02 PM »
What? They didn't know who Stan Smith is?
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWlDRbamR5g[/youtube]
Or even better, Denny Crane...
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KvO-8IvoCI[/youtube]
I know that the last one was not a cartoon but I love Denny Crane! :rotf:
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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #13 on: September 17, 2013, 11:06:56 PM »
Lisa Simpson is the biggest moonbat, and the older the show wore on, the worse she got.  She ruined the movie. 

Lisa Simpson is the character I hate the most on The Simpsons.
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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #14 on: September 17, 2013, 11:25:01 PM »
What? They didn't know who Stan Smith is?
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWlDRbamR5g[/youtube]

That is hilarious.   :-)

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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2013, 06:30:02 AM »
Homer gets a gun was a great episode of the Simpsons. It made fun of both sides. It also mixed in a little truth when the gun group was lecturing Homer on being responsible and safe with the guns. The DUmmies ignored that part of the episode, because they all think that gun owners are as stupid as Homer and use their guns to open cans and shoot out light bulbs. 

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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2013, 07:47:33 AM »
That is hilarious.   :-)
Wish I could have found the whole scene where he is going through the spice rack.
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« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2013, 07:53:08 AM »
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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2013, 08:57:43 AM »
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IIRC, Lisa Simpson once said she would not eat anything that casts a shadow.
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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2013, 01:37:08 PM »
If a lib said anything about the black shooter in the DC Navy shipyards, it would be racist. But if they can get a sock puppet Lisa Simpson to say it, not racist, by definition.
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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2013, 02:54:55 PM »
Lisa Simpson is the biggest moonbat, and the older the show wore on, the worse she got.  She ruined the movie.  

Indeed.
While Lisa was always portrayed as a liberal activist, she initially was shown to be kind, friendly, respectful of others' views, and insightful. However, as the seasons went on and Matt Groening became more concerned with pushing his political views as much as possible than with making viewers laugh as much as possible, Lisa morphed into an increasingly obnoxious, self- righteous, arrogant little brat who was constantly forcing her left- wing extremist beliefs on everyone around her, and throwing temper tantrums whenever any other character dared to commit the heinous crime of disagreeing with her on any issue. Worst of all, the show actually portrayed her as HEROIC for this! It's a big part of the reason why that show has declined so much in recent years, and why I stopped watching new episodes of it a couple years ago.
For example, I recently played a little of the newest 'Simpsons' video game, which actually had gotten good reviews for a Simpsons- related game. The first few levels(An intro level playing as Homer dreaming that he's in the Land of Chocolate beating up and eating everything, a level in which Bart becomes the superhero Bartman, and a level with both of them working together to help Homer win an eating contest) were good and fun. However, the fun- factor took a nose- dive in the next level, as you played as Lisa. Your goal was to stop evil Mr. Burns's evil logging operation that's cutting down Springfield Forest to make designer toothpicks, and you accomplish this by having Lisa sabotage the logging equipment, beat up the lumberjacks (Who, in a typical display of subtlety for Groening, shout things like "I hate children!" as they attack you), and rely on weird Buddhist meditation/ levitation powers (Don't ask, it's even weirder and lamer than it sounds) to help you. In plain English, this level had Lisa openly engaging in and promoting crime and ecoterrorism in a game marketed towards and played by impressionable kids and teens.
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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2013, 03:50:16 PM »
In the early days of the internet, I think the Simpsons were among those most responsible for the establishment of Rule 34.

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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2013, 03:50:34 PM »
Plants cast a shadow...

Yep, she went past vegan into just not eating anything. It's the ultimate ending to all of the leftist theories, DEATH.
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Re: DUmmy uses a cartoon character to make fun of gun owners
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2013, 03:52:10 PM »
I remember that episode. It wasn't even funny.
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