DUmmy wants butter, not guns, ProSense chimes in, gets slapped, good comedy

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1-Old-Man (2,286 posts)

Can we please delay this war for just a little bit. I've got reasons.

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Once the Congress returns to Washington it will only take a couple of days for them to approve strikes on Syria and the military will be ready to go very soon thereafter. I'm just wondering if we could hold off on the assault for a couple of days. Here is why I ask.

Last week our Mail-lady broke a spring on her Jeep while driving down our road delivering the mail. Could we please repave the road before we spend the money on missiles aimed at Syria?

My neighbor Lee has lung cancer and no insurance. Can we have national health care before we send the Fleet into the Med?

The proposed School Bond didn't pass in this County last year so the elementary school in town won't be getting the new heating system it needs. Can we get some help to keep the children warm before we bomb Damascus back into the stone age?

Bunky, the guy who lives with his wife and two daughters right up the road, can't read or write. Can we get an Adult Literacy program going before the Stealths take off?

I know its asking a lot but maybe could we just take care of a few of the pesky little things needed around here before we go spending billions of dollars elsewhere?

Oh, shut up, DUmbass - if 0bama thought any of that mattered, he'd have given it to you already. Enjoy your 0bamaphone and STFU.


And for your viewing pleasure, here comes resident fellatist/food taster/all around sycophant ProSense:

ProSense (104,646 posts)
5. What "war"?

Obama is talking about limited strikes and people are talking about "the draft," "troops being killed" and everything related to a ground war.

This is likely going to be less involved than Libya, if it happens at all, and none of the above situations applied.

Uh oh...

1-Old-Man (2,286 posts)
8. What the **** is wrong with you people. When you bomb country it is war.

War is war. Its kind if like if I want to **** your daughter, but its OK because I'm just going to do it a little bit.

Um, sorry, dude, but ProSense's daughter has already been offered to 0bama as tribute.

ProSense (104,646 posts)
10. Oh spare me.

What the hell does your comment have to do with my point I made about what people are claiming and what the administration is proposing?

Hehehehehe. I love when Democrats insist on war. Hehehehehe.

[JohnnyReb]

A word to the wise, if you're going to do a DUmmies daughter.....tie a 12 foot 2X4 across your ass so you don't fall in.

[Aristotelian]

A word to the wise, if you're going to do a DUmmies daughter.....tie a 12 foot 2X4 across your ass so you don't fall indon't, just don't.

FIFY

[Ogre]

A word to the wise, if you're going to do a DUmmies daughter.....tie a 12 foot 2X4 across your ass so you don't fall in.

and a paper bag, actually two, one for you just in case the one she's wearing breaks.

A good supply of........, oh I thought we were adding to the list.