I don't want to be unhappy, but I'm going to keep being a liberal.
Makes no sense. They absolutely won't make the connection.
I don't want to get wet, but I'm going to walk into the pond.
I don't want to die, but I'm going to jump out of this plane at 30,000 feet without a parachute.
I don't want to get into a car accident, but I'm going to drive 100 mph on a crowded freeway.
I don't want to be filthy dirty, but I'm not going to wash off.
I don't want to appear to be a stupid liberal, but I'm going to open my mouth and remove all doubt.
Look primitives, if you're gonna go there, you might as well embrace all the others, too.
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