Stay Thirsty My Hens - DUmmy Aerows Is Embarrassed

[Big Dog]

Poor sweating, crying OS didn't get a single mention as a victim of the evile Coach and his minions.

The opposite of love is not hate; it is indifference.

The DUmmies don't give a shit about Steve Dawes, which must break his cholesterol-clogged heart. He needs validation and praise; his "special announcements" on DU, and his Quixotic quest to be elected to office, any office, prove that.


"You know you want me, baby!"

[Splashdown]

I'd be more than happy to laugh at them in their own forums, but dissent is of course not allowed.


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[Ballygrl]

WTF? I love the cooking and baking group, if anything it's a nice diversion from politics.

[franksolich]

WTF? I love the cooking and baking group, if anything it's a nice diversion from politics.

But inevitably there is politics in it.

I've never understood something, and no primitive's ever illuminated me.

The primitives allege themselves to be morally superior to we decent and civilized people because they "care;" in this particular case they ostensibly care about the millions who go to sleep every night hungry.

But then the primitives turn around and constantly brag about their wasteful consumption of food.

And the primitives don't even seem to feel the least guilty about it.

No matter how much I play with the cerebral cells, I can't make this make sense.

[Ballygrl]

But inevitably there is politics in it.

I've never understood something, and no primitive's ever illuminated me.

The primitives allege themselves to be morally superior to we decent and civilized people because they "care;" in this particular case they ostensibly care about the millions who go to sleep every night hungry.

But then the primitives turn around and constantly brag about their wasteful consumption of food.

And the primitives don't even seem to feel the least guilty about it.

No matter how much I play with the cerebral cells, I can't make this make sense.

True, I do find it hypocritical how much money they spend on certain items and spices.

[franksolich]

mopinko (39,860 posts)    Sat Jul 27, 2013, 10:14 AM

28. they are totally sick.

completely and utterly plain sick people.

i was once an early candidate for primitive of the year.

^^^so says the hypochondrial primitive, who's boasted every ailment and affliction known in the history of mankind, incuding hemophilia, prostrate problems, and not only the West Nile virus, but the East Nile virus, the North Nile virus, and the South Nile virus.

[franksolich]

http://listverse.com/2007/08/04/top-10-human-sideshow-freaks/

[Aristotelian]

WTF? I love the cooking and baking group, if anything it's a nice diversion from politics.

It's also useful as a demonstration that DUmmies are not merely people who are wrong about politics - but are, in fact, crazed loons who are bizarrely wrong about everything.

[franksolich]

Oh my.

The primitives are still lurking.

msanthrope (17,576 posts)    Sat Jul 27, 2013, 09:35 PM

29. OMG--someone just sent me the thread where they got all in a tizzy about baccala....

It's based on this thread....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/115714403

Some CC poster thinks baccala is a modern Italian-American invention--that it's not a dish from Italy itself. Oh shit, I cannot believe the stupid. No seriously....I cannot believe the level of stupid on that thread.
 
Did no one teach these people history? Salt cod has been a trade item for a thousand years....it was a staple on sailing vessels. The Vikings, the Basques, the Hanseatic League, and the British--all salt cod traders. Italians have been eating salt cod for a millennium.
 
Five seconds on google....

http://www.nytimes.com/books/first/k/kurlansky-cod.html

And apparently, we are too liberal with our tuna-making ways. That's another sad, sad thread.

I haven't bothered checking, but I believe franksolich was the author of that thread here, and that I questioned the veracity of salt cod being an ingredient in an authentic Italianate dish.

If the wife-abandoning sparkling old dude had said so, I would've believed it.

But otherwise, no.

<<<has never claimed to be an expert on Italianate cuisine, other than the pepperoni pizza sold by the slice at the convenience store in town.

Whooooop-whooooop-de-do.

[franksolich]

Oh my.

msanthrope (17,620 posts)   Sun Jul 28, 2013, 05:14 PM

32. After being schooled on baccala by me, the poster in question now claims he isn't an expert on "Italianate cuisine."

Okay. When I stop laughing at that, maybe I'll write a post about a hick who doesn't know the difference between architecture and food. Which isn't surprising, since it sounds like shit-on-a-shingle is a delicacy for that one.

By the way, question.

What's this thing on a shingle?  I've read the phrase before, but never checked it out.

[Splashdown]

Creamed chipped (dried) beef on toast.

[franksolich]

Creamed chipped (dried) beef on toast.

Yeah, I just googled it.

But figuring google won't take dirty words, I just googled "on a shingle," and that's what I got.

I remember once seeing chipped beef on toast close up, when I was seven or eight years old.

Ever since then, whenever I see it, I try to stay at least half the room away from it; some memories are uneraseable.

[franksolich]

<<<knows what "tabbouleh" is, so the misanthrophic primitivette can kiss my ass.

[Splashdown]

Yeah, I just googled it.

But figuring google won't take dirty words, I just googled "on a shingle," and that's what I got.

I remember once seeing chipped beef on toast close up, when I was seven or eight years old.

Ever since then, whenever I see it, I try to stay at least half the room away from it; some memories are uneraseable.

Kind of a delicacy here in PA, along with scrapple. Were you out here when you saw it?

[franksolich]

Kind of a delicacy here in PA, along with scrapple. Were you out here when you saw it?

No.  I think it was one of those things one of my older brothers was trying to make for my younger brother and me.  If I recall correctly, I had a carrot instead.

But I never knew it as anything other than "chipped beef on toast"--which is exactly what it is, and what it should be called.  And dear sweet old Lu thinks we're wrong, calling the primitives pretentious. 

Ho-hum.

Well, I see I still have the old touch.  For reasons dating back to poor stupid Beth's scam, I've found it handy to cultivate the image--among the primitives--as a bumbling airhead.  I got the misanthrophic primitivess believing it.  It's all good.

[Ptarmigan]

CRYBABY ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[I_B_Perky]

Didn't read all the comments from there or here. One in the OP stuck out to me:

Response to Aerows (Original post)
Fri Jul 26, 2013, 07:13 PM
CaliforniaPeggy (105,120 posts)

1. They are a group of losers.
And their sole purpose (I believe) is to tear us down.

Losers? We are losers? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Let us look at the facts CalPiggy:

Who has more employed people, CC or DU?
Who has more people on welfare, CC or DU?
Who has a forum for mental illness, CC or DU?
Who has more drug users, CC or DU?
Who has more people with crisis in their lives, CC or DU?
Who has more happy people, CC or DU?
And the final question is... Who has a person that thinks she is a male panther, CC or DU?

Now once you have answered these questions, I think the facts state pretty plainly who it is that are losers and who are not.

Having said all that Cal Piggy... you post your crap on the internet for all to see, then you got to take the heat when it comes your way. I (we) laugh at you Cal Piggy. Long and hard. Everyday. CC is not my life... it is entertainment for me. DU is ya all's life it seems to me.

Spells out l-o-s-e-r in my book.   

And no Cal Piggy... we don't have to tear you and your fellow denizens at DU down. You do that far, far better than anybody here. We just simply point out what losers you really are, by your own posts mind you, and have a good laugh about it.

[franksolich]

Why do we have so many cooking and baking primitives visiting this thread, when there's more interesting material for them on the thread by Dennis the Menace, about how to make some sort of quinine salad?

[Ptarmigan]

Why do we have so many cooking and baking primitives visiting this thread, when there's more interesting material for them on the thread by Dennis the Menace, about how to make some sort of quinine salad?

Because they are crybabies.

[franksolich]

Because they are crybabies.

It gets tiresome, having to guide the primitives around, as if they can't find things on their own.

The DUmpster on conservativecave's the largest known repository of primitivity on the internet--geezuz, what, 433,000+ comments here alone?--and I have a feeling even the most-thorough primitive (that would be the addled "grasswire" primitive) hasn't ever seen even a hundredth of one percent of it all.

[I_B_Perky]

Why do we have so many cooking and baking primitives visiting this thread, when there's more interesting material for them on the thread by Dennis the Menace, about how to make some sort of quinine salad?

 

I think they are bored Coach. 

Things been a little slow at the Dump since the Dead Skittle punk kerbunkle, kerfunkle, whatever she called it, has died down. I guess even dummies get bored at the end of the month when they are waiting for the welfare check to buy their drugs

[Ptarmigan]

It gets tiresome, having to guide the primitives around, as if they can't find things on their own.

The DUmpster on conservativecave's the largest known repository of primitivity on the internet--geezuz, what, 433,000+ comments here alone?--and I have a feeling even the most-thorough primitive (that would be the addled "grasswire" primitive) hasn't ever seen even a hundredth of one percent of it all.

Quite frankly, it is really irritating.

[obumazombie]

The Army used to be real big on SOS as a hot meal breakfast item, at least in years gone by.

[JohnnyReb]

The Army used to be real big on SOS as a hot meal breakfast item, at least in years gone by.

Marines too......and if you had just run 5 miles, it was pretty good.

[franksolich]

I see the cousin's trying to claim she won Top DUmmie two times.

She didn't.

#17 top primitive in 2010
#01 top primitive in 2011
#02 (tie with the Taverner primitive) top primitive in 2012

She also won the William Rivers Pitt award in 2011 and the Robyn McGrath award in 2012, but those aren't Top DUmmies.