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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2013, 07:45:28 PM »
Quote from: I_B_Perky on July 21, 2013, 07:41:52 PM
Sorry about your luck Kitty. Get a job and get your own place. Might I suggest the circus? You'd fit right in. Besides... they are always looking for someone to shovel animal waste.
Circuses still have freak shows??   :???:
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2013, 07:55:28 PM »
Waiting for one of the caring and compassionate primitives to offer to take her into their home. My guess is they're as hypocritical about how much they care about others as they are about all the other issues they claim to support. If one of the primitives takes her in, I'll admit I'm wrong about them. I'm confident I won't be having to do that.

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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2013, 08:07:29 PM »
Quote from: Skul on July 21, 2013, 07:45:28 PM
Circuses still have freak shows??   :???:

If I was recruiting for a freak show, I'd have Skinner on speed dial.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2013, 08:10:01 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on July 21, 2013, 07:55:28 PM
Waiting for one of the caring and compassionate primitives to offer to take her into their home. My guess is they're as hypocritical about how much they care about others as they are about all the other issues they claim to support. If one of the primitives takes her in, I'll admit I'm wrong about them. I'm confident I won't be having to do that.
Please don't hold your breath.

BD... I... um...  :lmao:
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2013, 08:25:42 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on July 21, 2013, 08:07:29 PM
If I was recruiting for a freak show, I'd have Skinner on speed dial.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2013, 08:27:00 PM »
Quote from: Skul on July 21, 2013, 07:45:28 PM
Circuses still have freak shows??   :???:

Don't know about that but they do have large felines.   :whistling: :whistling:
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2013, 11:51:07 PM »
UGP lives within spitting distance of Clown Mike and Sparkly Monica.

They have a four-bedroom home there in Ellicott City, and a barren marriage.

One extra bedroom for the freak, another for her snakes and cats, and a third for her astonishing artwork.

It isn't often that one progressive ultra liberal is in such a perfect location to solve a crisis in the life of another progressive ultra liberal.

I'm surprised no DUmmy has suggested that she send a PM to Mike and Monica.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #32 on: July 22, 2013, 12:16:06 AM »
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UGP lives within spitting distance of Clown Mike and Sparkly Monica.

They have a four-bedroom home there in Ellicott City, and a barren marriage.

One extra bedroom for the freak, another for her snakes and cats, and a third for her astonishing artwork.

It isn't often that one progressive ultra liberal is in such a perfect location to solve a crisis in the life of another progressive ultra liberal.

I'm surprised no DUmmy has suggested that she send a PM to Mike and Monica.
I was trying to give the DUmp a break, and you have to come in, and screw it up.

Aw crap, I think I just hurt myself again.  :lmao:
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #33 on: July 22, 2013, 01:08:52 AM »
I wish she'd suck on a barrel of a gun and get it over with.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #34 on: July 22, 2013, 01:10:04 AM »
So, let me put this is normal person terms.  UGP has been living rent free in a home owned by her mother for 10 years.  Her sisters (who appear to be normal, well adjusted adults) have decided, presumably with the mother, that the time has come for their mother to move from her property in Virginia into a smaller place.  They've decided that the best way to do this is to sell the house that UGP is currently living in. UGP's response to this is to kick her feet and scream like a child and refuse to consider that another housing situation is possible for her.

 Instead of whining on DU, she should be contacting what ever outpatient/social services programs are working on her case, explaining the situation, and asking them to help her find an alternate living situation.  

Here is a link to reptile shelters for her pet snake:  Maryland Reptile Rescue Centers

Here is a link to no-kill pet shelters for the cats: No Kill Shelters

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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #35 on: July 22, 2013, 01:43:59 AM »
Quote from: Skul on July 21, 2013, 07:45:28 PM
Circuses still have freak shows??   :???:

Most circus freak shows were eliminated when DU went online. There was no longer a need for such entertainment.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #36 on: July 22, 2013, 07:58:58 AM »
Quote from: longview on July 21, 2013, 09:31:15 AM
Looks like the bottom line is: "I thought I had a place to live forever that required no effort on my part.  I'm shocked and angry that this free ride has ended."

Might be a good thing if she has to take some responsibility and make an effort.  I think her sisters are kind for treating her as though she is capable of acting like an adult in some way.

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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #37 on: July 22, 2013, 08:06:19 AM »

"They're going to put me in a home....the home will take all my disability money.....I won't have money left to buy cat litter", UGP.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #38 on: July 22, 2013, 11:20:18 AM »
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Here is a link to reptile shelters for her pet snake:  Maryland Reptile Rescue Centers

After several encounters, I've decided the best treatment for reptiles is a sand wedge.

My natural inclination is to keep a little more distance, using a middle or long iron, but accuracy suffers.

A single precise application of a sand wedge usually solves the problem better than frenzied flogging with a 3-iron.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #39 on: July 22, 2013, 12:30:43 PM »
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #40 on: July 22, 2013, 12:34:14 PM »
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mom has land in virginia she could sell. nothing matters they are going to sell this house and I will be homeless.

Why the hell should your mom sell her property to support you, freak? Why don't you get off your lazy ****ing ass and get a damn job and stop being such a ****ing parasite? Let me guess, no one wants to hire some lunatic that thinks it's a cat, has tattoos all over the place, and has died it's damn hair every color of the rainbow. Perhaps you should have made better decisions in the past instead of turning whatever it is you are into a walking circus freak.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #41 on: July 22, 2013, 12:36:32 PM »
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #42 on: July 22, 2013, 05:35:24 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on July 22, 2013, 01:10:04 AM
So, let me put this is normal person terms.  UGP has been living rent free in a home owned by her mother for 10 years.  Her sisters (who appear to be normal, well adjusted adults) have decided, presumably with the mother, that the time has come for their mother to move from her property in Virginia into a smaller place.  They've decided that the best way to do this is to sell the house that UGP is currently living in. UGP's response to this is to kick her feet and scream like a child and refuse to consider that another housing situation is possible for her.

 Instead of whining on DU, she should be contacting what ever outpatient/social services programs are working on her case, explaining the situation, and asking them to help her find an alternate living situation.  

Here is a link to reptile shelters for her pet snake:  Maryland Reptile Rescue Centers

Here is a link to no-kill pet shelters for the cats: No Kill Shelters

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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #43 on: July 22, 2013, 06:08:52 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on July 22, 2013, 01:10:04 AM
Here is a link to reptile shelters for her pet snake:  Maryland Reptile Rescue Centers

Here is a link to no-kill pet shelters for the cats: No Kill Shelters


Burlap bag, some rocks, and a lake. problem solved.
-------I wasn't referring to the animals, it would solve the problem of UGP.  :-)
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #44 on: July 22, 2013, 08:38:29 PM »
I know you will never grasp it lunatic but the only reason you still exist is because you are lucky enough to live in a benevolent capitalist country.

If you lived in the commie world you yearn for you would have been shot and bulldozed into a ditch before the first drop of orange ever touched your ****ed up hair.

That is at least one positive of leftism I guess.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #45 on: July 22, 2013, 09:02:06 PM »
Quote from: Celtic Rose on July 22, 2013, 01:10:04 AM
So, let me put this is normal person terms.  UGP has been living rent free in a home owned by her mother for 10 years.  Her sisters (who appear to be normal, well adjusted adults) have decided, presumably with the mother, that the time has come for their mother to move from her property in Virginia into a smaller place.  They've decided that the best way to do this is to sell the house that UGP is currently living in. UGP's response to this is to kick her feet and scream like a child and refuse to consider that another housing situation is possible for her.

 Instead of whining on DU, she should be contacting what ever outpatient/social services programs are working on her case, explaining the situation, and asking them to help her find an alternate living situation.  

Here is a link to reptile shelters for her pet snake:  Maryland Reptile Rescue Centers

Here is a link to no-kill pet shelters for the cats: No Kill Shelters


And Here is a link with recipes for snake (well, it is rattlesnake but I am sure they work for other snakes).
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #46 on: July 22, 2013, 09:05:54 PM »
If I got to live ten years rent free, I could retire at 50.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #47 on: July 22, 2013, 09:11:34 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on July 22, 2013, 09:02:06 PM
And Here is a link with recipes for snake (well, it is rattlesnake but I am sure they work for other snakes).
Here in red state hell, a local catfish restaurant called Uncle Bud's used to offer rattlesnake.

Pretty good. A lot like chicken.

I don't know if it was due to the snake, but they went belly up at the height of the Great Bush Prosperity.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #48 on: July 22, 2013, 09:13:00 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 22, 2013, 09:11:34 PM
Here in red state hell, a local catfish restaurant called Uncle Bud's used to offer rattlesnake.

Pretty good. A lot like chicken.

I don't know if it was due to the snake, but they went belly up at the height of the Great Bush Prosperity.
Uncle Bud's is still around.  I had dinner there a couple months ago.  All-you-can-eat on Friday nights.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #49 on: July 22, 2013, 09:19:42 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on July 22, 2013, 09:13:00 PM
Uncle Bud's is still around.  I had dinner there a couple months ago.
They went under for a few years, then someone else bought the name and reopened in new locations.

We tried them once in Franklin shortly after opening and it was the worst fish I've had in my life.

It was cooked so hard you could use it for a shoe sole. What we used to call tougher than whang leather.

Hard to make catfish that bad.

It may have been just a bad night, but we won't be back. Too many good places to eat around here.
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