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the subway cat's had it
« on: July 21, 2013, 09:03:45 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11513937

Oh my.

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undergroundpanther (11,657 posts)    Sun Jul 14, 2013, 01:27 AM

I have had it.

With this world.There are so many things that hurt. My home will be taken and sold,used to have lifetime rights to live here,my sisters have convinced mom to sell this place.I have been living here almost ten years.There is no place for me to go.I will lose everything,my cats my snake,my art stuff,everything will either be picked through or sold. My stupid mom sent me a note saying don't worry,I do not trust my sisters,they are incapable of empathy.My mom has become a connsumate doormat to them,they are selling this house which has no mortgage to buy a condo for my mom who's 84.

I want to die.I cannot get motyivated to pack.I am losing it.I broke down crying at my endrocrinologist appointment,and she got so pissed she called my mom and my sisters questioning why and pointing out how cruel they are saying I deserve to be considered in the decision,that I need to be cared about too.Then today my sister called urging me to pack.Later I cried my eyes out in mike's truck going to petsmart to get frozen rats for my snake.Realizing I soon might never see her or my cats again.

mom has land in virginia she could sell. nothing matters they are going to sell this house and I will be homeless.My cats will die in the ****ing shelter I dunno what will happen to my snake. My art ,I want to die.There is no place for me in this world.

The subway cat's lying; she won't be homeless.

Remember that some months ago, her caring and concerned sisters took her on a tour of various psychiatric places in Maryland, and she was supposed to make up her own mind as to which institution she preferred.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2013, 09:09:29 AM »
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I wish this wasn't a bouncy.

So she expects the DUmmies to believe that her endocrinologist is going to get caught up in her personal life.

I guess that's why they are called DUmmies.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2013, 09:16:30 AM »
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Response to undergroundpanther (Original post)Sun Jul 14, 2013, 02:39 AM
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6. If your mom is 84, she will need a caregiver. They should get a two bedroom condo

They're going to have to sell both the subway cat's house and the land in Virginia if they want a two bedroom condo.  With friends like applegrove, who needs enemies?
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2013, 09:31:15 AM »
Looks like the bottom line is: "I thought I had a place to live forever that required no effort on my part.  I'm shocked and angry that this free ride has ended."

Might be a good thing if she has to take some responsibility and make an effort.  I think her sisters are kind for treating her as though she is capable of acting like an adult in some way.

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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2013, 09:39:57 AM »
I feel so bad ... for UP's mother. She's 84 years old, did everything right, it seems, and STILL has to worry about an overgrown child living for free.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2013, 09:40:14 AM »
Ahhh, whether true or false, the Subway Cat's suffering brings me joy, as does any DUmbass who has tragedy befall them.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #6 on: July 21, 2013, 10:24:41 AM »
http://www.democraticunderground.com/11513937

Oh my.

The subway cat's lying; she won't be homeless.

Remember that some months ago, her caring and concerned sisters took her on a tour of various psychiatric places in Maryland, and she was supposed to make up her own mind as to which institution she preferred.
You know it's bad when even the psych unit turns you down for being too crazy.  :rotf:

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6. If your mom is 84, she will need a caregiver. They should get a two bedroom condo
Why the sisters are only getting her a one bedroom.  They don't want Ugpee to continue to sponge and steal from mom.

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used to have lifetime rights to live here,
:bs: Got papers that state that?  Idiot.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2013, 10:28:31 AM »
You know it's bad when even the psych unit turns you down for being too crazy.  :rotf:
Why the sisters are only getting her a one bedroom.  They don't want Ugpee to continue to sponge and steal from mom.
 :bs: Got papers that state that?  Idiot.

It's right there in the Constitution right next to the clause that says the second amendment was just a joke, and next to the right for abortion and free birth control.

 
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2013, 11:14:40 AM »
I wish I could get "motyivated". It seems like it would be a step up from motivated. Maybe even a vivacious motivation.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #9 on: July 21, 2013, 11:25:23 AM »
This eviction seems to be going on forever.  I'm beginning to wonder if it is imagining all this intrigue against it.  I wonder if you can use EBT cards for frozen rats?

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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2013, 11:28:20 AM »
This eviction seems to be going on forever.  I'm beginning to wonder if it is imagining all this intrigue against it.  I wonder if you can use EBT cards for frozen rats?

I thought snakes only ate live rats and baby rabbits?
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2013, 12:55:28 PM »
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used to have lifetime rights to live here
Was it a pinky swear?  If not, it doesn't count.

Unbelievable.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2013, 01:01:22 PM »
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2013, 01:07:48 PM »
It's right there in the Constitution right next to the clause that says the second amendment was just a joke, and next to the right for abortion and free birth control.
It's covered by the Good and Plenty Clause.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2013, 01:08:33 PM »
I thought snakes only ate live rats and baby rabbits?

All the more the reason the subway cat needs locked up in an institution; snakes can be a dangerous weapon, and she might go nuts or something and use it to hurt somebody.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2013, 01:11:50 PM »
Only 8 responses at DU; even they're getting tired of her crap.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2013, 01:13:44 PM »
Only 8 responses at DU; even they're getting tired of her crap.

There were only eight responses when I first posted this, I think.

And that was a while ago.

You may be right, sir; they're getting tired.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #17 on: July 21, 2013, 01:26:35 PM »
All the more the reason the subway cat needs locked up in an institution; snakes can be a dangerous weapon, and she might go nuts or something and use it to hurt somebody.
I had a neighbor who's pet snake got loose and crawled into the air vents and died there.  We didn't find it until well into July.  By then, the entire building reeked of dead animal.  It was horrible.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #18 on: July 21, 2013, 01:30:57 PM »
I had a neighbor who's pet snake got loose and crawled into the air vents and died there.  We didn't find it until well into July.  By then, the entire building reeked of dead animal.  It was horrible.

Yeah, that sort of thing too.

I think the Humane Society over there in Baltimore needs to go and take the snake away.

For the public safety, and its own safety.

The cats, too.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #19 on: July 21, 2013, 01:39:07 PM »
I thought snakes only ate live rats and baby rabbits?

Nah, I used to work for a small chain pet store called Uncle Bills that sold fish bags of frozen rats.

Three different sizes for feeding convenience.

My personal royal python and the various rat eating reptiles that I took care of at the store always ate fresh, recently unconscientious, but fresh never the less.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #20 on: July 21, 2013, 02:15:32 PM »
You know it's bad when even the psych unit turns you down for being too crazy.  :rotf:

If Charles Manson had a daughter...

Seriously, even HE would be like  :wtf2: if he saw her/his/it's posts.

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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #21 on: July 21, 2013, 06:07:25 PM »
She's rabidly anti-gun so I'm guessing she just mutilates herself or kills her liver with a Tylenol OD and lingers 3 weeks in agony.
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #22 on: July 21, 2013, 07:08:17 PM »
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #23 on: July 21, 2013, 07:13:41 PM »
If Charles Manson had a daughter...

Seriously, even HE would be like  :wtf2: if he saw her/his/it's posts.
You're probably right about that.  :cheersmate:
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Re: the subway cat's had it
« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2013, 07:41:52 PM »
Sorry about your luck Kitty. Get a job and get your own place. Might I suggest the circus? You'd fit right in. Besides... they are always looking for someone to shovel animal waste.
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