I went to the midnight premiere of 'The Avengers.' I freaking loved it! It was literally everything I had hoped it would be and more, and well worth the four years I had been awaiting it. Easily one of the best movies I've seen this year, if not THE best.
Of course, considering it is a good, fun movie, the DUmmies hate it.
However, I think it goes a bit deeper than that, in their dope- addled minds. Let's look at some of the Avengers:
1. Iron Man. I'd imagine the DUmmies hated him from his first movie. In that one, the corporate CEO/ weapons contractor Tony Stark is a hero with US soldiers/ military personnel also shown as good guys, and Muslim terrorists were villains (While simultaneouly portraying some Arabic characters as good guys, ensuring that no accusations of racism could be leveled against the filmmakers). If the DUmmies were writing that movie, the roles/ portrayals would be reversed. Then, of course, in 'Iron Man 2,' Tony Stark stands up to and amusingly humiliates liberal politicians, and fights a villain who was a Soviet leftover sporting hammer and sickle tattoos (Not to mention a funny cameo appearance from Bill O'Reilly). Together, these explain the DUmmies' hatred of Iron Man.
2. Thor. His movie was all about how good leaders and heroes alike need to be people who can demonstrate humility, wisdom and self- sacrifice for the good of all, qualities Thor gains over the course of the film. DUmmies hate those qualities, hence why they voted for and continue to support a president who is completely devoid of those qualities.
3. Captain America. Where to begin? Obviously, he is a hero who supports America and defends American values. DUmmies hate America, as seen in this thread. Like 'Iron Man,' Cap's first film portrayed the US military as good guys and showed his eagerness to join them, something the DUmmies would never support. Also, Cap is a Christian, as shown in the comics and by a faith- affirming comment he makes early on in 'The Avengers,' a big no- no for DUmmies. Out of all the Avengers, the DUmmies probably hate Captain America most.
4. Black Widow. A strong, intelligent, capable and beautiful woman, of the sort that liberal men (An oxymoron, I know) could never get with, and liberal women could never be (Considering most of them are either skeletally- thin drug addicts, or repulsively- obese sows). Also, she never (At least from what I remember) launches into long- winded speeches about how hard it is to be a woman in a man's world and how feminism is the only way to go, which is what liberals expect all female heroes to do.
I thnk that about explains it.