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DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« on: December 16, 2011, 04:39:24 PM »
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2011, 04:45:33 PM »
In shamanism, the mole was the first shaman. Going where the other animals could not and getting answers to their questions and ailments.

DU is rejecting mole medicine.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2011, 04:46:17 PM »
...and every block and building will have it's communist party informer. Incorrect thoughts will not be tolerated by the tolerant leftist.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2011, 04:49:49 PM »
Good find, Tucker, sir.

Now, question.

Is my mole supposed to watch out for the generalissimo dude now, or continue to ignore him as before?
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2011, 05:08:17 PM »
Quote from: http://www.britannica.com/EBchecked/topic/384739/mir
mir

in Russian history, a self-governing community of peasant households that elected its own officials and controlled local forests, fisheries, hunting grounds, and vacant lands. To make taxes imposed on its members more equitable, the mir assumed communal control of the community's arable land and periodically redistributed it among the households, according to their sizes (from 1720).

Yeah - that sounds about right....
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2011, 05:13:45 PM »
My mole is a long term infiltrator and has survived spy hunts before.

I fear not the keystone cops, especially if the laughing stock of the internet, Stinky will be a member.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #6 on: December 16, 2011, 05:16:12 PM »
I suspect there will be at least a few moles that end up part of the extermination squad.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #7 on: December 16, 2011, 05:30:33 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 16, 2011, 04:46:17 PM
...and every block and building will have it's communist party informer. Incorrect thoughts will not be tolerated by the tolerant leftist.

In a real world situation, DUers would be the first to volunteer as neighborhood informant for whatever minor privileges and protections it would afford. Weasley little greaseballs that they are.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #8 on: December 16, 2011, 05:38:37 PM »
Quote from: dandi on December 16, 2011, 05:30:33 PM
In a real world situation, DUers would be the first to volunteer as neighborhood informant for whatever minor privileges and protections it would afford. Weasley little greaseballs that they are.

Ab-so-freaking-lute-ly.

...and they counterparts were the ones that pointed out who was Jewish.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #9 on: December 16, 2011, 05:48:20 PM »
They're all clumsy doltish amateurs, but one.

I see Dorothy, the snobbish primitive, the "uppityperson" primitive, has volunteered.

I could never figure out why my fellow alum Skins was spending a fortune on mole-detection programs for the elusive enigmatic Elad, when Skins's island had the greatest human mole detector ever.....and one even better than any computer programs, and one that wouldn't have cost any money.

I dunno what Dorothy's trick is, but she's good, and it's good to stay away from her.

The others, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #10 on: December 16, 2011, 05:50:10 PM »
These so called exterminators have the absolute authority to block any and all persons from posting if they suspect that the person is a disruptor.

If we thought DU2 was the Borg, DU3 is...well I don't know.

Any dissension and poof, you disappear in the middle of the night.

This is not going to end well for long time DUmmies. Cliques forming as we speak.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #11 on: December 16, 2011, 05:56:36 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on December 16, 2011, 05:50:10 PM
These so called exterminators have the absolute authority to block any and all persons from posting if they suspect that the person is a disruptor.

If we thought DU2 was the Borg, DU3 is...well I don't know.

Any dissension and poof, you disappear in the middle of the night.

This is not going to end well for long time DUmmies. Cliques forming as we speak.

Maybe Skinner got orders from the higher ups to disband DU and to scatter the occupants to the 4 winds before the election?

Hey, he can't be honest and tell the fools , "You aren't useful tools anymore."
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #12 on: December 16, 2011, 05:57:20 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on December 16, 2011, 04:46:17 PM
...and every block and building will have it's communist party informer. Incorrect thoughts will not be tolerated by the tolerant leftist.

A more appropriate comment could not be written, but why is it that primitives always want to tattle on their neighbors?
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #13 on: December 16, 2011, 06:19:06 PM »
Quote from: miskie on December 16, 2011, 05:16:12 PM
I suspect there will be at least a few moles that end up part of the extermination squad.

Plus in no time one of the little Stalins will begin to purge long time members they don`t like.
It is what leftists do.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #14 on: December 16, 2011, 06:23:07 PM »
Paranoid much?

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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #15 on: December 16, 2011, 06:23:17 PM »
Does this "team" get their own forum to post in and a little tin star to pin on their shirt?

I think the DUmmies just want to be in the cool kids' club.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #16 on: December 16, 2011, 06:37:12 PM »
This new incarnation of the DUAC! DUAC! will be more bloodthirsty.

The Pay-to-Play DUmp has its own Einsatzgruppen prowling behind the lines.

Sid Dithers and Obamanaut are living on borrowed time.

They won't  find a single mole, but any DUmpmonkey that doesn't conform will be history.

It'll make them happy, and Skimmer doesn't give a damn.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #17 on: December 16, 2011, 06:51:43 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on December 16, 2011, 06:37:12 PM
This new incarnation of the DUAC! DUAC! will be more bloodthirsty.

The Pay-to-Play DUmp has its own Einsatzgruppen prowling behind the lines.

Sid Dithers and Obamanaut are living on borrowed time.

They won't  find a single mole, but any DUmpmonkey that doesn't conform will be history.

It'll make them happy, and Skimmer doesn't give a damn.

Their reasoning will be it is better to sacrifice 100 innocent DUmmies in order to terminate one guilty mole*.

*A play on their mantra against capitol punishment where they espouse that it is better to let a hundred guilty men go free than execute one innocent person.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #18 on: December 16, 2011, 06:52:08 PM »
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #19 on: December 16, 2011, 07:53:38 PM »
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #20 on: December 16, 2011, 08:02:02 PM »
OMFG.  :rotf:

Funniest thing I've read all day... so far.

MIR.  :rotf:

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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2011, 04:26:20 AM »
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OMFG.  :rotf:

Funniest thing I've read all day... so far.

MIR.  :rotf:



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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2011, 10:09:44 AM »
Quote from: Carl on December 16, 2011, 06:19:06 PM
Plus in no time one of the little Stalins will begin to purge long time members they don`t like.
It is what leftists do.

Yes, that's exactly what will happen if the paranoids that would sign up for this thing are allowed to directly act rather than merely recommend bannage to $kammer himself.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2011, 12:08:22 PM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on December 16, 2011, 05:57:20 PM
A more appropriate comment could not be written, but why is it that primitives always want to tattle on their neighbors?

Most likely the same way kids are encouraged to turn in 80 year old grand ma that does not pay out an arm and a leg for medication and keeps a small pot plant on her deck., Darn that will teach grandma a lession in how to obey the law.

Kids need to spy on parents  if they find they have a stash to bring it to the attention of the authority's, good job kids now they go into questionable foster homes to be knocked around and raped-----

  Neighbors that do not have any idea what is going on across the street find a need to call CPA as the parents are corporal punishing their kid for setting a cat on fire.  Do they know this or ask the parent what is going on??

We are encouraged to believe the worse of other folks, ask no questions just jump into their lives. the do goods are cowards that want to stay out of things, have no idea what is going on, and do so anonymously.

Crap I know full well child abuse goes on, I feel it is up to the teachers and doctors to diagnose this unless I see this happen before my eyes, and walk up to a parent and ask why their 12 year old son is chained to the dog house.

Hitler Youth drove their family nuts,  spy on family and friends, get their confidence and then turn them in for a shiny new Merritt badge.   Kids all ways on the look out for a parent that frowns when they should be standing cheering.  Kids do their duty by instructions from teachers and soon wonder where their parents went to. Loyalty was to the government not family.

I have hopped about to hither and Yon on this subject-----Children no longer are loyal to their parents, when a child acts out and the parent does not come running, they are the first ot excuse their action because their parents were not loyal to them.  Who says Loyalty is a one way street, parents by biology try to be loyal but for some reason the kids find they have no loyalty to family-----Never know when a shiny new badge is given out for the kids that put the law above their family.

Bahhhhh Hummmmmbug better to become a hermit then have to see this new Hope and Change in Obamas life.
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Re: DU3 has a mole exterminator squad
« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2011, 12:25:51 PM »
Solidifying my vote for The Big 3. They are the permenant Willies of that forum, IMPO. Especially $kimmer, and Lord Marblehead. I'm very much hoping to see them on the list in a mere few days.  :-)

They have gone back in time to Nazi Germany, and they're loving it. :yahoo: The Gestapo Crew is upon the Primitives.

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