poll: which primitives do you miss the most?

[RWKindaGuy]

Bouncy Ball, for obvious reasons. 

Bouncy Ball and Truth is All were two of my favorites.

[thundley4]

There was another that tweaked the DUmmies quite often when it came to matters of law enforcement.  He was or is a cop, and usually stood up for the cops. I can't remember his name though.

[micmac]

I have not missed any of them.  Well, maybe Bobbo.

[ChuckJ]

There was another that tweaked the DUmmies quite often when it came to matters of law enforcement.  He was or is a cop, and usually stood up for the cops. I can't remember his name though.

I remember who you're talking about, but I can't remember his DU name. I might be wrong, but it seemed like he visited CU a time or two. After getting DU granite maybe?

I think grey hair kills memory cells.

[Splashdown]

Which one got angry at the head of cabbage? That post was another of my all time favorites.

[Odin's Hand]

Which one got angry at the head of cabbage? That post was another of my all time favorites.

"Horse with no name": active

[delilahmused]

I haven't seen MissWaverly, the dust bunny queen, for a long time either. She literally made it possible for Andy to have his surgery because her super sleuthing skills and Johns Hopkins decoder ring led her to the mail supervisor's desk where the missing check was found. She also thinks the appropriate response of a woman who just had an abortion is "well, that sucked!"

Cindie

[delilahmused]

Which one got angry at the head of cabbage? That post was another of my all time favorites.

My favorite is definitely the UGP pineapple post.

Cindie

[gore_bites]

DA......he was out there....did we ever find out the real deal with him and his 'sister'?

[miskie]

DistressedAmerican - His animations sucked, and his relationship with his sister was 'curious'....

Tangerine LaBamba - She was a Dem, but certainly knew how to dish it out.

Walt Starr - So, very very VERY angry... Laugh out loud riot !

OperationMindCrime - The best mole operation ever.

RandomKoolZip - Random Kool Aid is more like it..

BenBurch - Taught the primitives everything they needed to know about orgies..
       
bobbolink - Dead ? Alive ? in jail ? ultramole ? who knows ?
        
BouncyBall - I liked BouncyBall - yeah, her tales of bouncification were ridiculous lies, but she was a happy go lucky primitive. A rare find.        

TominTib - Hopefully the Airforce Ranger SEALs are putting his talents to good use.

Soleil - One of the few sensible ones, who left on her own accord. Good for her.

[GOBUCKS]

What about TwixVoy?

And it's sad we don't have greenbriar. She's posting once in a while under the
new handle, but she sounds like greenbriar after a lobotomy and fifty shock treatments.

It would also be nice to have more input from the Las Vegas Lardass, and our other leviathan, the chinless 'Bama Butterball.

[Duke Nukum]

While I chose ten, in some cases names I haven't thought of in a long time, I specifically chose Ben Burch because he did it all. Fabulist, stalker on many levels, ideas man, thug, archivist of radio shows nobody wanted to listen to in the first place, issuer of goonish threats, gardener....etc.

Nadin could learn a thing or two about hats from following old Fat Che around.

I think Fat Che's greatest idea was on some specific day, I forget which, to go to the federal building in whatever city and glare at it with a clenched fist. Pure genius in its idiocy.

Today's DUmmies just don't try, for the most part. In part, it is our fault. We don't demand more and where else are we going to go? If there was a more entertaining loony bin we would be there.

[franksolich]

We need another poll thrown up, to pick the current ones we'd love to miss.

That's usually the Top Ten DUmmies, in December.

[franksolich]

Ben "the fist" Burch always brought top dollar comedic value for your pixel entertainment.

I wonder if he's still administrator on the Rancid Rhodes message board.  I registered to post there--using "franksolich," of course--right after he became an administrator, and the squalid creep rejected it.

I dunno what anybody else thinks, but I always considered my monicker for him, "Fat Che," the best nickname I ever gave a primitive.  It was derived from a photograph of him law enforcement showed me back in 2005.

Fat Che was always advocating violence and revolution, including the assassination of George Bush and other decent and civilized people. 

In real life, Fat Che was (or is) a near-sighted asthmatic older 325-350 pound behemoth, his belly hanging down in front of him as if an apron.

And so the "picture" emerged right away; a big old near-sighted fat guy with an angry scowl, wearing a bandana and cradling a machine-gun, storming the ramparts, his belly flip-flapping in front of him. 

[franksolich]

Has Bobo actually been tombstoned?  Would someone be kind enough to post a link please? Thanks!

Not that any are aware of; she just seems to have gone away, ridden off into the sunset saying no "goodbye" to tell us she was leaving.

[franksolich]

armyowalgreens is another that is missed.

Ooops, that was another one I forgot to think about.

[franksolich]

MoPaul/Philosoraptor is another. Bringing down the Secret Service on $kinner's office was a stroke of brillance.

Damn, you're good, sir.

MoPaul was another classic that slipped this mind.

I don't recall that he was banned; it seemed as if he just went away with no fanfare at all.

Either that, or his wife finally got him committed to the insane asylum, where he'd belonged a long time before then.

Whatever happened to that turd BuzzClik/PitViper/LiberalGuy? I haven't seen him floating around over in the toilet in a bit.

It's been at least a year, it not more, since I've seen him.
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[franksolich]

Bouncy Ball and Truth is All were two of my favorites.

Damn.  Truth is All escaped this memory too.

It wasn't Truth in All, but it was another primitive (whose name I long ago forgot) using Truth in All's method, to prove that Walter Mundane "almost" carried Georgia against Ronald Reagan in 1984.

I never looked up the actual numbers, but I reasonably assume Reagan carried Georgia in 1984 with rather comfortable irrefutable numbers.

[franksolich]

There was another that tweaked the DUmmies quite often when it came to matters of law enforcement.  He was or is a cop, and usually stood up for the cops. I can't remember his name though.

You sly one, sir.

That's our current much-esteemed member vadawg.

[franksolich]

DA......he was out there....did we ever find out the real deal with him and his 'sister'?

No, the mystery's still there, and the DysfunctionalAmerican never illuminated us.

[franksolich]

Walt Starr - So, very very VERY angry... Laugh out loud riot !

Walt was great.

Rumor is that Walt Starr might, or might not, have been either RalphWiggum's mole or franksolich's mole.

For whatever a rumor's worth.

[franksolich]

What about TwixVoy?

Damn again.  This is why many heads are better than one.  I forgot all about him.

And it's sad we don't have greenbriar. She's posting once in a while under the new handle, but she sounds like greenbriar after a lobotomy and fifty shock treatments.

I really didn't think she'd come back, and I'm disheartened at my fellow alum Skins for allowing her back, as she's obviously got a great many mental problems, and hanging around Skins's island didn't do her any good.

My theory about her disappearance and then sudden reappearance is that either hubby or the school, or both, sent her in for some rather intensive psychiatric or psychological measures, and after greenbriar thought she was "cured," she came back.

It would also be nice to have more input from the Las Vegas Lardass.....

I think alas it's pretty much a "given" that Systematic Chaos, or Ege Bamyasi, has run away like a scared little bunny rabbit, which is too bad.  After all, he made his greatest weight-losses while under the glare of our gentle illumination.

Like some other primitives, the gigantic primitive is probably telling others we decent and civilized people keep him from posting, which as usual is a lie.  No one here has ever obstructed, barred, or discouraged a single primitive from posting anywhere.

.....and our other leviathan, the chinless 'Bama Butterball.

One suspects that because all of her dreams of being a video star haven't amounted to as much as the little heiferette had hoped, she's now back in Alabama, waiting on tables at the local restaurant--or something like that--and is too ashamed to let anyone know.

[Duke Nukum]

One suspects that because all of her dreams of being a video star haven't amounted to as much as the little heiferette had hoped, she's now back in Alabama, waiting on tables at the local restaurant--or something like that--and is too ashamed to let anyone know.

This is sheer fantasy on my part but I like to think Ava or Eva, whatever her name was, got a summer job interning at FNC and found out they were, for the most part, good and decent civilized folk, and had a mild conversion. Or she is just too ashamed to report to the DUmp she was a FNC intern. Either way.

[vadawg]

Got to be vadawg that Guy was a genius and shined on the dump.  He raised the IQ level by a hundred points on every thread he posted on.

[franksolich]

Got to be vadawg that Guy was a genius and shined on the dump.  He raised the IQ level by a hundred points on every thread he posted on.

Well, we thought so, too, sir.

You did good.