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Re: poll: which primitives do you miss the most?
« Reply #50 on: September 14, 2011, 09:11:39 PM »
This is sheer fantasy on my part but I like to think Ava or Eva, whatever her name was, got a summer job interning at FNC and found out they were, for the most part, good and decent civilized folk, and had a mild conversion. Or she is just too ashamed to report to the DUmp she was a FNC intern. Either way.
No fat chicks at FNC.

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Re: poll: which primitives do you miss the most?
« Reply #51 on: September 14, 2011, 09:14:36 PM »
No fat chicks at FNC.

True.  They have little farewells for many of their interns on TV and most of them have been cute.

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Re: poll: which primitives do you miss the most?
« Reply #52 on: September 14, 2011, 09:21:19 PM »
Just give a couple of clicks on the scope.  Kidding!

Seriously, she was comedy gold.  Wondering why she decided to drop off the face of DU. 

Her Hobo Ship sailed into the harbor?  She was snatched up by aliens looking for weird lifeforms on Earth?  Her anti-middleclass banner smacked her ass over teakettle into Obummer's fake Grecian columns?
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Re: poll: which primitives do you miss the most?
« Reply #53 on: September 14, 2011, 09:32:23 PM »
Her Hobo Ship sailed into the harbor?  She was snatched up by aliens looking for weird lifeforms on Earth?  Her anti-middleclass banner smacked her ass over teakettle into Obummer's fake Grecian columns?
Nah, city library threw her sorry ass out because she stunk to high heaven, and spooked the regulars.
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Re: poll: which primitives do you miss the most?
« Reply #54 on: September 14, 2011, 09:33:30 PM »
No fat chicks at FNC.
My other fantasy is she interned for MSLSD and was literally scared conservative.
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Re: poll: which primitives do you miss the most?
« Reply #55 on: September 14, 2011, 09:53:59 PM »
Nah, city library threw her sorry ass out because she stunk to high heaven, and spooked the regulars.

And imagine how the Buick smells by now.  MAJOR gas mask worthy health hazard. :p
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