Yep, them WVU fans will burn a couch.
Now hold on here DD... that's only when we win. When we lose, we get drunk on 'shine, use the couch to bang the little lady and then pass out on said couch when her shift starts at the Tits R Us Bar.
Man... we have a losing season that old couch gets a little smelly, ya know?
I hope they ain't no other mountaineers fans here or I am dead.