Wait, what?
I thought "Xtians" were too stupid, uninformed, education-hating, and generally neuronically-deprived Luddites who couldn't possibly outsmart America's best and brightest Progressives. How'd that happen?
That ties into how they view conservatives/ Republicans as a whole, which varies depending on what point they (The DUmmies) are trying to make:
In one argument of theirs (Used when they wish to appear intellectually superior to those who disagree with them), all Republicans/ conservatives are automatically brainless, racist, dirt- poor, inbred, Bible- thumping hillbilles too dumb to tie their own shoes, who live in trailer parks or secluded areas of the Southern backwoods.
Then, in another argument of theirs 5 minutes later (Used when they wish to appear morally superior to those who disagree with them), all Republicans/ conservatives are magically transformed into filthy- rich, diabolically- brilliant, pure- evil corporate boogeymen capable of pulling off vast, complex conspiracies when they aren't out deliberately oppressing the poor or destroying the environment for the fun of it while laughing like Dr. Evil.
To it in 'Simpsons' terms, in one argument of theirs, all conservatives are a cross between Ned Flanders and Cletus, and in another argument of theirs 5 minutes later, all conservatives are a cross between Mr. Burns and the Rich Texan.
That these two stereotypes are completely contradictory to each other never crosses the DUmmies' minds.
