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Offline delilahmused

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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #25 on: November 29, 2010, 02:07:18 AM »
Quote from: Revolution on November 28, 2010, 10:40:22 PM
^  :rotf: :rotf:

No, no...you have to use the vibrator to beat the eggs... :lmao:

Touche!  :cheersmate:
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #26 on: November 29, 2010, 10:27:00 AM »
Your mom always says I'm pretty flexible
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #27 on: November 29, 2010, 11:19:37 AM »
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I didn't know your hand has a gender!  :-)

Plus you never get rejected!      :-)
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2010, 11:25:27 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on November 27, 2010, 11:15:58 PM
Britney Spears, Madonna, Lindsay Lohan.  If you're gonna write about how 'normal' something is, why trot out the freak show?

 :whatever:

I trust that's a rhetorical question, DAT.  :wink:
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #29 on: November 29, 2010, 11:31:14 AM »
I would like to as DU "Are your morals so shaky that you'll **** anything and everything if you had the slightest chance?"
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #30 on: November 29, 2010, 12:07:10 PM »
Quote from: FlaGator on November 29, 2010, 11:31:14 AM
I would like to as DU "Are your morals so shaky that you'll **** anything and everything if you had the slightest chance?"

You know what the answer to that question is.  I should BS you for asking it.
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #31 on: November 29, 2010, 04:17:47 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on November 27, 2010, 11:25:55 PM
And here I thought this would be a thread about the Kama Sutra.

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Ya really think DUmmies know what the hell the Kama Sutra is?

Why don't we just call them all what they are? Perverts!
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #32 on: November 29, 2010, 04:19:32 PM »
What is a flexisexual?  :???:
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #33 on: November 29, 2010, 04:21:21 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on November 29, 2010, 04:19:32 PM
What is a flexisexual?  :???:

Bunnyfu*kers
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #34 on: November 29, 2010, 05:01:35 PM »
Quote from: Randy on November 29, 2010, 04:21:21 PM
Bunnyfu*kers

That explains. Sodomite damned freaks.
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #35 on: November 29, 2010, 06:56:20 PM »
Quote from: Randy on November 29, 2010, 04:21:21 PM
Bunnyfu*kers

 :lmao: They all do claim to "love" animals.
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #36 on: November 29, 2010, 09:39:04 PM »
Gee - a new label from the left. How original.  :whatever:
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #37 on: November 30, 2010, 01:24:21 AM »
Quote from: miskie on November 29, 2010, 09:39:04 PM
Gee - a new label from the left. How original.  :whatever:
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #38 on: November 30, 2010, 01:51:35 AM »
I just have a couple of questions....as I have never heard of "flexisexual" until this thread...

Am I that naive?    :ashamed:

What happened to "bi-sexual"?  :???:

Isn't announcing "I like the penis"....just a bit TMI?  :wtf2:

Why am I suddenly feeling so old?   :thatsright:

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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #39 on: November 30, 2010, 06:02:29 AM »
I keep trying to tell you....VIAGRA....because if it's flexible, you ain't gonna be sexual.
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #40 on: November 30, 2010, 11:30:13 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on November 29, 2010, 12:07:10 PM
You know what the answer to that question is.  I should BS you for asking it.

Of course I know the answer. I'm just interested in hearing the excuses for why it is Okey Dokey for them to screw anything that they can convince, drug or force to crawl in to the sack with them.
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #41 on: November 30, 2010, 11:54:33 AM »
Quote from: FlaGator on November 30, 2010, 11:30:13 AM
Of course I know the answer. I'm just interested in hearing the excuses for why it is Okey Dokey for them to screw anything that they can convince, drug or force to crawl in to the sack with them.

So am I.  We all know that one of the main reasons is because they get it so seldom, that any sex with another entity/being  is good sex to them.

(Blow-up dolls don't count.)
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #42 on: November 30, 2010, 12:14:02 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on November 29, 2010, 04:19:32 PM
What is a flexisexual?  :???:

Quote from: Randy on November 29, 2010, 04:21:21 PM
Bunnyfu*kers

I'm not ashamed of my flexible sexual relations:



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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #43 on: November 30, 2010, 12:47:44 PM »
Quote from: debk on November 30, 2010, 01:51:35 AM
I just have a couple of questions....as I have never heard of "flexisexual" until this thread...

Am I that naive?    :ashamed:

Flexisexual is their new and improved "hip" lifestyle choice. You know how they are about these kinds of things. It makes them feel all intellectual and progressive. From what I can gather being flexisexual means you'll sleep with anyone who's convenient. I have no idea whether that extends to animals or more than one partner at a time, though I'm pretty sure it includes furries.

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What happened to "bi-sexual"?  :???:

Oh it's still there but I think most of us just aren't nuanced enough to understand the subtleties. Whereas flexisexual means you'll grab whoever is next to you and hop in the sack, bi is a lifestyle choice. Being bisexual means when you stick your hands down someone's pants you get turned on whether they have an "innie" or an "outie".

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Isn't announcing "I like the penis"....just a bit TMI?  :wtf2:

Why am I suddenly feeling so old?   :thatsright:



Oh the most of them aren't that hip either, they just like everyone to think they are. Maybe she meant to say this and just misspelled it several times:
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #44 on: November 30, 2010, 12:57:39 PM »
Got it. Thanks!   :hi5:

I guess I'm just not up on all these specific definitions. I'm pretty specific about my sexuality....I really do like men - a whole bunch  :naughty: and have never had any inclination to check out women....at least not for sex. I am always curious about their shoes and purses.  :lmao:

I think I will just remain my boring little self.  :-)
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #45 on: November 30, 2010, 01:03:10 PM »
Quote from: debk on November 30, 2010, 12:57:39 PM
Got it. Thanks!   :hi5:

I guess I'm just not up on all these specific definitions. I'm pretty specific about my sexuality....I really do like men - a whole bunch  :naughty: and have never had any inclination to check out women....at least not for sex. I am always curious about their shoes and purses.  :lmao:

I think I will just remain my boring little self.  :-)

You and me both...I have a handbag fetish. Haircuts, too. Then if I see a haircut I like I have to go out and buy a bunch of hairstyle magazine to see if I can find a picture to take to the salon.

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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #46 on: November 30, 2010, 01:10:29 PM »
Quote from: delilahmused on November 30, 2010, 01:03:10 PM
You and me both...I have a handbag fetish. Haircuts, too. Then if I see a haircut I like I have to go out and buy a bunch of hairstyle magazine to see if I can find a picture to take to the salon.

Cindie


Hair color too! Since I've cut off my hair, I don't check out the hair styles any more, but I have been known to ask another redhead what she uses on her hair.  :-)  Red is a difficult color to maintain, and unfortunately can go either to burgundy or to orange.  :(
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #47 on: November 30, 2010, 02:23:35 PM »
Quote from: debk on November 30, 2010, 12:57:39 PM
I'm pretty specific about my sexuality....I really do like men - a whole bunch  :naughty:
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #48 on: November 30, 2010, 07:44:02 PM »
Quote from: debk on November 30, 2010, 01:10:29 PM

Hair color too! Since I've cut off my hair, I don't check out the hair styles any more, but I have been known to ask another redhead what she uses on her hair.  :-)  Red is a difficult color to maintain, and unfortunately can go either to burgundy or to orange.  :(

Orange hair isn't so bad. That woman in the movie "The Fifth Element" had orange hair and she was hot
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Re: Are you 'flexisexual'?
« Reply #49 on: December 01, 2010, 04:33:45 AM »
Quote from: debk on November 30, 2010, 01:10:29 PM

Hair color too! Since I've cut off my hair, I don't check out the hair styles any more, but I have been known to ask another redhead what she uses on her hair.  :-)  Red is a difficult color to maintain, and unfortunately can go either to burgundy or to orange.  :(

L'Oreal Feria Ruby Rush...my husband calls it 'whorehouse red'. But I'm adding black low-lights. Never done it myself before so it should be interesting.

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