DU Knows about VIOLATOR !!!!

[JohnnyReb]

MOLES: The illegal aliens of the DUmp...but they get deported)tombstoned).

[DefiantSix]

MOLES: The illegal aliens of the DUmp...but they get deported)tombstoned).

Eh maño: we just do the jobs el DUmmicitos won't do.

[DLR Pyro]

MOLES: The illegal aliens undocumented posters of the DUmp

I edited in the interest of being politically correct.

[zeitgeist]

Remember, with election day just around the corner, don't wait until the last minute to mole up so you can view the fun when the dump goes into lock down melt down mode.  Wireless sites abound in this day and age.   

[JohnnyReb]

MOLES: The illegal aliens undocumented posters of the DUmp

I edited in the interest of being politically correct.

  ....oh my....that's good.

[BadCat]

The person who put these together is the kind of person who does XML coding in his mom's basement because he has no life. He's apparently a very talented XML programmer... but what a waste of brain cells.

Uhm...there is no such thing as an "XML programmer", XML is not a programming language, it is a markup language.

For your edification (which you are sorely in need of), Violator and Margaret are written in the C# programming language, the XML is generated via LINQ.

I do have a life, and a very nice one, thank you.  I'll wager that I make more money in a year than you've made in the past 5.

I live in North Carolina, my mom lives in Delaware, and she's voting for the witch.

[BadCat]

They claim to have stats like this for every individual poster as well. I find it funny that "DU ADBot" is the most prolific user at DU.

Now you're just proving the saying "liberal lie, they lie all the time".

Violator IGNORES AND DOES NOT COUNT the AdBot.

[Thor]

Uhm...there is no such thing as an "XML programmer", XML is not a programming language, it is a markup language.

For your edification (which you are sorely in need of), Violator and Margaret are written in the C# programming language, the XML is generated via LINQ.

I do have a life, and a very nice one, thank you.  I'll wager that I make more money in a year than you've made in the past 5.

I live in North Carolina, my mom lives in Delaware, and she's voting for the witch.

From what little I know of you and judging your taste in audio equipment and weapons, I'd be willing to wager that you are correct on that statement.

[franksolich]

Way to go, BadCat, sir.

Admirable.

And don't forget to holler up to your mother, from your corner of her basement, "Hey mom, franksolich says 'thank you'."

[Revolution]

I wonder if they realize how many of us have been/are currently Mods and/or 1000+ post gold star members over there?

Oh wow. Really? If we can swing it, we could reveal certain posters/moles when we see that DUmor Land is teetering on the brink of distruction. We could push the button. 

I would relish it.

Remember, with election day just around the corner, don't wait until the last minute to mole up so you can view the fun when the dump goes into lock down melt down mode.

Really? I'm not going to be able to follow along via just visinting the DUmp Nov. 2nd on?

Meh...if threads are created here to amplify the hilarity, you can be sure I'll follow along.

[Randy]

Really? I'm not going to be able to follow along via just visinting the DUmp Nov. 2nd on?

Meh...if threads are created here to amplify the hilarity, you can be sure I'll follow along.

On the night of the 2nd they'll go into lockdown for registered users only. Moles from all over the internet will be digging out the gold from the mess of wailing and gnashing of teeth that will be doing on. Once the mods have cleaned up the mess of threats, squabbles and mayhem they'll reopen so the unregistered can read the censored version of what went on.
The funniest part is there will be several days of deep depression with massive attention whoring looking for sympathy going on to enjoy afterward. The absolute bestest thing is it happens if they win or lose. 

[BattleHymn]

On the night of the 2nd they'll go into lockdown for registered users only. Moles from all over the internet will be digging out the gold from the mess of wailing and gnashing of teeth that will be doing on. Once the mods have cleaned up the mess of threats, squabbles and mayhem they'll reopen so the unregistered can read the censored version of what went on.
The funniest part is there will be several days of deep depression with massive attention whoring looking for sympathy going on to enjoy afterward. The absolute bestest thing is it happens if they win or lose. 

Can you confirm whether or not they have locked it down to only donating users before?

[franksolich]

Can you confirm whether or not they have locked it down to only donating users before?

Yes, my fellow alum Skins has done exactly that.

Closed to all but members only; I don't recall if one had to be donating member, but one had to be a member.

Too many times to count, the past nine years and nine months.

Which is why if one doesn't have a mole on Skins's island, but wishes to keep up on the primitives, right here on conservativecave is where one needs to be.

[Ballygrl]

Yes, my fellow alum Skins has done exactly that.

Closed to all but members only; I don't recall if one had to be donating member, but one had to be a member.

Too many times to count, the past nine years and nine months.

Which is why if one doesn't have a mole on Skins's island, but wishes to keep up on the primitives, right here on conservativecave is where one needs to be.

Just curious, when they go into Defcon 1 mode, are there regulars members who tell the nutcase whiners to just shut-up and tell them they're embarrassing them?

[franksolich]

Just curious, when they go into Defcon 1 mode, are there regulars members who tell the nutcase whiners to just shut-up and tell them they're embarrassing them?

Uh, no.

That would be the wise thing to point out.....meaning the primitives won't point it out.

Trust me, when undercover so the general public can't see them, Skins's island is a mess.

A train-wreck.

[BadCat]

Way to go, BadCat, sir.

Admirable.

And don't forget to holler up to your mother, from your corner of her basement, "Hey mom, franksolich says 'thank you'."

I'll see her next week, frank.  We have a condo on the beach in SC, four days of golf and child-free beaches, with the money I don't make from "XML programming".

[Revolution]

Uh, no.

That would be the wise thing to point out.....meaning the primitives won't point it out.

Trust me, when undercover so the general public can't see them, Skins's island is a mess.

A train-wreck.

I'll be here on the night of the 2nd. I can barely contain my excitement. 

 

[franksolich]

I'll be here on the night of the 2nd. I can barely contain my excitement. 

 

Trust me, when my fellow alum Skins pulls down the curtain in front of Skins's island so the general public can't see them, it's a catastrophe of monstrous chaos.

One views the wreckage as it takes place, and has to pinch oneself so as to remind himself the primitives are actually human beings (although of a lesser cerebrally-endowed sort).  If one isn't constantly pinching himself, he forgets.

[BattleHymn]

Trust me, when my fellow alum Skins pulls down the curtain in front of Skins's island so the general public can't see them, it's a catastrophe of monstrous chaos.

One views the wreckage as it takes place, and has to pinch oneself so as to remind himself the primitives are actually human beings (although of a lesser cerebrally-endowed sort).  If one isn't constantly pinching himself, he forgets.

Don't tease me so, Frank.  I can barely contain myself as it is.   

[Revolution]

I want to create an account. I really do, but I'm somewhat afraid...

I'll have to find it deep within myself to grow a set, and sign up. It'll just be tough. I still have a few days though.

[Ballygrl]

I may have to buy the Hide My IP program so I can register.

[CactusCarlos]

I find it funny that "DU ADBot" is the most prolific user at DU.

And the least smelly! 

[miskie]

Just curious, when they go into Defcon 1 mode, are there regulars members who tell the nutcase whiners to just shut-up and tell them they're embarrassing them?

You have seen movies with prison riots before, right ?

What happens on the island is worse than that.

Oh, and imagine that the riot isn't in a prison, but in an insane asylum.

[PatriotGame]

I may have to buy the Hide My IP program so I can register.

Just install the free Tor-Proxy.net toolbar and hide away.
https://tor-proxy.net/

[BlueStateSaint]

Yes, my fellow alum Skins has done exactly that.

Closed to all but members only; I don't recall if one had to be donating member, but one had to be a member.

Too many times to count, the past nine years and nine months.

Which is why if one doesn't have a mole on Skins's island, but wishes to keep up on the primitives, right here on conservativecave is where one needs to be.

Precisely where I will be, as well.  I can't wait!  I'll bring the charcoal for AR's steaks!