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The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« on: November 30, 2009, 12:32:56 PM »
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long time no see! hope everyone is doing well and a belated happy thanksgiving. wanted to check in and say hello to everyone! everything is going wonderful in NYC. i'm a very happy gal as of late.

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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2009, 01:33:16 PM »
Any odds takers who had this length of time on being spit out of the bottom of the porn industry?

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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2009, 01:37:19 PM »
Ewwww she looks like holy hammered **** in that pic shes posted.

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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2009, 02:32:10 PM »
Ewwww she looks like holy hammered **** in that pic shes posted.


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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2009, 03:16:02 PM »
Ewwww she looks like holy hammered **** in that pic shes posted.

Well, what do ya spose a "D" rated porn actress should look like?
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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2009, 03:57:32 PM »
Typical liberal.
Her room is a pig sty.
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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2009, 04:33:55 PM »
Typical liberal.
Her room is a pig sty.

Notice how she covered up the lack of a chin.

By the way, Lil Ava reminds me much of franksolich at the same age, with her bubbly effervescence about things new to her.

And so franksolich already knows what's going to happen.
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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2009, 04:49:15 PM »
Notice how she covered up the lack of a chin.

By the way, Lil Ava reminds me much of franksolich at the same age, with her bubbly effervescence about things new to her.

And so franksolich already knows what's going to happen.


You were a porn actor?

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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2009, 04:59:39 PM »
Yeah, right, sir.

Nope, but I don't think "porn actress" is in Lil Ava's future.

Other things, not many of them good.

With her attitude.
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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2009, 05:36:44 PM »
I'd hit it.... :drool:
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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2009, 05:48:13 PM »
I hope that Li'l Ava, the Chinless 'Bama Butterball, doesn't lose contact with the DUmp. She is on her way to a worthless education, and it will be entertaining to read of her disillusion. It's also certain that many at the DUmp will blame her inevitable failure on W.

And our friend Bondai isn't the only one who would hit that. There are likely many in the squirming, heaving, sweaty swarms of New York City who would, and probably are, doing just that.

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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2009, 06:12:07 PM »
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And our friend Bondai isn't the only one who would hit that. There are likely many in the squirming, heaving, sweaty swarms of New York City who would, and probably are, doing just that.

You had to go and ruin it for me..... :evillaugh:
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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2009, 06:13:58 PM »
I'd hit it.... :drool:

They have medication for that.
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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2009, 06:50:54 PM »
Something looks "off" with the little cherub.  The eyes....definitely the eyes.  Hollow, vacant.
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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2009, 07:25:06 PM »
I don't know about chinless, but she give the impression of being emaciated.
Hmmm. Maybe its her sunken eyes. That picture looks pretty bad.
But fat or thin, she does hide it well.

Let me ask you DU experts a question. What percentage of DU are active drug users?
Do we know where this gal went and can we trust her word.
Could she have been in rehab, a prison, or a druggie binge?

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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2009, 07:28:18 PM »
I don't know about chinless, but she give the impression of being emaciated.
Hmmm. Maybe its her sunken eyes. That picture looks pretty bad.
But fat or thin, she does hide it well.
Li'l Ava is a chubette.
Which reminds me. When I was a kid, they had a line of girls' dress sizes called "chubby". Doubt that still exists.

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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #16 on: December 01, 2009, 07:53:25 AM »
Bondai, you'd hit that?  You can do better than that.  She looks either dumb as a box of rocks, or like someone with a learning disability.  Her facial expression is clearly one of "Duuuhh...."
Drunk/high pictures are rarely flattering, and one shouldn't post them on the webz. 

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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #17 on: December 01, 2009, 08:16:15 AM »
Bondai, you'd hit that?  You can do better than that.  She looks either dumb as a box of rocks, or like someone with a learning disability.  Her facial expression is clearly one of "Duuuhh...."
Drunk/high pictures are rarely flattering, and one shouldn't post them on the webz. 

In Bondai's defense, he didn't say what he'd hit that with.

A board?  A .45 ACP?  Maybe a 00-buck load out of a 12-gauge?  A car?  ::)
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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #18 on: December 01, 2009, 10:00:26 AM »
Ewwww she looks like holy hammered **** in that pic shes posted.

True, something very saggy and unhealthy about her eyes in that pic. 
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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2009, 02:16:27 PM »
Li'l Ava is a chubette.
Which reminds me. When I was a kid, they had a line of girls' dress sizes called "chubby". Doubt that still exists.
And boys' were "husky". Yeah, it would hurt their self-esteem.  ::)

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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2009, 02:25:19 PM »
she has the same look in her eyes as greenbriar.....
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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #21 on: December 01, 2009, 06:02:08 PM »
After looking at that picture, I realized what Ava will look like in the future.




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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #22 on: December 01, 2009, 07:03:03 PM »
WTF???  She on a first-name basis with Amy Winehouse now?

Oh, and Ava--don't bother using the scarf to hide your lack of a chin, or as I like to refer to it, the presence of a flip-top head.
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Re: The return of the chinless wonder to DU.
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2009, 02:45:14 AM »

You were a porn actor?

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