Author Topic: Will Pitt is getting.....Married? (Read 3183 times)

Mr Mannn · « **on:** November 03, 2008, 08:41:55 PM »

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8211539&mesg_id=8211539

OK, now I know all liberals lie all the time. Primitives lie for no real reason.
But can it be that Mr Pitt has actually found a life-partner? (being the DUmp, I don't want to say its a girl right off. I mean, ya never know out there)

I kinds thought women folk had...standards. Maybe he finally met Underground Panther.

Seeing a primitive actually succeed at something is a surprise for me.

Ralph Wiggum · « **Reply #1 on:** November 03, 2008, 08:45:21 PM »

Wee Willie has mentioned that his girlfriend or significant other had cancer. I don't recall the specifics off hand.

mamacags · « **Reply #2 on:** November 03, 2008, 08:46:06 PM »

I wonder if she is over the age of 15?

Crazy Horse · « **Reply #3 on:** November 03, 2008, 08:57:17 PM »

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Joe Fields (1000+ posts) Mon Nov-03-08 08:43 PM
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32. Congratulations, Will. Nicely done.
Edited on Mon Nov-03-08 08:44 PM by Joe Fields

My wife proposed to me!

Damned if I can figure out how I've been married 21 years.

WTF

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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Mon Nov-03-08 08:57 PM
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37. Congrats, my dear Will, to you and your lovely Cailen...
What a romantic scenario!

You are both so very lucky...

May your lives together be wondrous, romantic, and full of joy!

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Ralph Wiggum · « **Reply #4 on:** November 03, 2008, 08:58:32 PM »

Quote from: mamacags on November 03, 2008, 08:46:06 PM

I wonder if she is over the age of 15?

Intellectually?

Chris_ · « **Reply #5 on:** November 03, 2008, 09:02:08 PM »

Congrats Will! Just say away from brick layers...

Mr Mannn · « **Reply #6 on:** November 03, 2008, 09:15:38 PM »

and potatoes

Texacon · « **Reply #7 on:** November 03, 2008, 09:29:16 PM »

Cheap bastard didn't even buy the stone.

KC

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #8 on:** November 03, 2008, 10:25:25 PM »

Chartered limo, swank restaurant, gold necklace....all arranged by a DUmmy who has never earned more than a part-time disgraced substitute teacher's wage. A DUmmy who has apparently earned not a dime for several years as he sweated out his possible prosecution as a child molester.

DUmmy William Pitt survives and nurtures his alcoholism through the long-ago labors of his more normal and industrious predecessors. A professional heir. Sort of Kennedyesque. Less affluent, but even even more dull-witted.

It seems odd to me that he has never been the target of much DUmmy envy/hate, just derision for his Fitzmas debacle. I guess the DUmp has an instinctive affinity for lazy, worthless losers.

DUmmy Pitt is the East Coast TiTtyboy.

whiffleball · « **Reply #9 on:** November 04, 2008, 05:13:30 AM »

I can't imagine wittle Willy hooking up with anyone who hadn't been hand selected by Mommy.

franksolich · « **Reply #10 on:** November 04, 2008, 05:26:56 AM »

Quote from: whiffleball on November 04, 2008, 05:13:30 AM

I can't imagine wittle Willy hooking up with anyone who hadn't been hand selected by Mommy.

I dunno; I'd like to be inside the head of the carpetbagging maternal ancestress, the "Raven" primitive, when she contemplates her heir.

I'm sure she regrets that she's now decades past child-bearing age, and has no second chance.

On the surface, of course mothers are expected to defend their children.

But one suspects the carpetbagging maternal ancestress cringes on the inside, when contemplating her flaccid greasy boy-child; this isn't the way she had hoped it would be.

whiffleball · « **Reply #11 on:** November 04, 2008, 05:35:19 AM »

Quote from: franksolich on November 04, 2008, 05:26:56 AM

I dunno; I'd like to be inside the head of the carpetbagging maternal ancestress, the "Raven" primitive, when she contemplates her heir.

I'm sure she regrets that she's now decades past child-bearing age, and has no second chance.

On the surface, of course mothers are expected to defend their children.

But one suspects the carpetbagging maternal ancestress cringes on the inside, when contemplating her flaccid greasy boy-child; this isn't the way she had hoped it would be.

I suppose I should feel sorry for her. It's probably hard to see your one offspring turn out to be a failure.

franksolich · « **Reply #12 on:** November 04, 2008, 05:40:53 AM »

Quote from: whiffleball on November 04, 2008, 05:35:19 AM

I suppose I should feel sorry for her. It's probably hard to see your one offspring turn out to be a failure.

Yeah, I'm sure she didn't raise her kid meaning for him to be a turncoat.

You might recall that in 2004, the Bostonian Drunkard was a press-agent for Dennis Kucinich during the Democrat primaries.

At the same time, the Bostonian Drunkard was passing on inside information of the Kucinich campaign to the camp of the Bostonian Billionaire.

Probably the Bostonian Drunkard thought he would then be "rewarded" with some sort of job with the Bostonian Billionaire.

Never happened, and ever since then, the Bostonian Drunkard's been on the outside, looking in, of political campaigns.

I have no doubt this broke the heart of the carpetbagging maternal ancestress, no mother, even if a Democrat, liberal, or primitive, likes to see her child be a cheat.

whiffleball · « **Reply #13 on:** November 04, 2008, 05:58:09 AM »

Quote from: franksolich on November 04, 2008, 05:40:53 AM

Yeah, I'm sure she didn't raise her kid meaning for him to be a turncoat.

You might recall that in 2004, the Bostonian Drunkard was a press-agent for Dennis Kucinich during the Democrat primaries.

At the same time, the Bostonian Drunkard was passing on inside information of the Kucinich campaign to the camp of the Bostonian Billionaire.

Probably the Bostonian Drunkard thought he would then be "rewarded" with some sort of job with the Bostonian Billionaire.

Never happened, and ever since then, the Bostonian Drunkard's been on the outside, looking in, of political campaigns.

I have no doubt this broke the heart of the carpetbagging maternal ancestress, no mother, even if a Democrat, liberal, or primitive, likes to see her child be a cheat.

Thanks. I didn't know that and it explains a lot.

franksolich · « **Reply #14 on:** November 04, 2008, 06:06:37 AM »

Quote from: whiffleball on November 04, 2008, 05:58:09 AM

Thanks. I didn't know that and it explains a lot.

The Bostonian Drunkard's had a lot more flubs than just May 12, 2006, the non-Indictment of Karl Rove.

In November 2004, the Bostonian Drunkard told the primitives on Skins's island that the Bostonian Billionaire was going to contest Ohio in the courts, news which greatly enheartened the primitives.

When nothing happened, the Bostonian Drunkard told the primitives it was because the courts were closed for the long Thanksgiving holiday, but it'd happen after that.

Nothing happened in December, but the Bostonian Drunkard reassured the primitives it was because the courts were short-staffed, everybody out Christmas shopping; also, if I remember correctly, there was bad weather at the time, shutting down Ohio.

Then the Bostonian Drunkard assured the primitives it would happen on December 24, having forgotten that the courts were closed on Christmas Eve.

After Christmas, when the primitives queried the Bostonian Drunkard again, he reminded them it was the week between Christmas and New Year's Day, and so the courts in Ohio were short of staff.

I disremember what the excuses were after New Years' Day, but by then the Bostonian Drunkard had already lost the interest of the primitives.

This was kind of a prelude to May 12, 2006.

The Bostonian Drunkard's ****ed up a lot of times.

Toastedturningtidelegs · « **Reply #15 on:** November 04, 2008, 06:24:18 AM »

Quote from: mamacags on November 03, 2008, 08:46:06 PM

I wonder if she is over the age of 15?

I wonder if she is a he!

USA4ME · « **Reply #16 on:** November 04, 2008, 06:59:12 AM »

Quote from: Mr Mannn on November 03, 2008, 08:41:55 PM

But can it be that Mr Pitt has actually found a life-partner? (being the DUmp, I don't want to say its a girl right off. I mean, ya never know out there)

Life partner? Highly unlikely. I give it less than 5 years.

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jinxmchue · « **Reply #17 on:** November 04, 2008, 08:43:43 AM »

Quote from: franksolich on November 04, 2008, 06:06:37 AM

The Bostonian Drunkard's had a lot more flubs than just May 12, 2006, the non-Indictment of Karl Rove.

In November 2004, the Bostonian Drunkard told the primitives on Skins's island that the Bostonian Billionaire was going to contest Ohio in the courts, news which greatly enheartened the primitives.

When nothing happened, the Bostonian Drunkard told the primitives it was because the courts were closed for the long Thanksgiving holiday, but it'd happen after that.

Nothing happened in December, but the Bostonian Drunkard reassured the primitives it was because the courts were short-staffed, everybody out Christmas shopping; also, if I remember correctly, there was bad weather at the time, shutting down Ohio.

Then the Bostonian Drunkard assured the primitives it would happen on December 24, having forgotten that the courts were closed on Christmas Eve.

After Christmas, when the primitives queried the Bostonian Drunkard again, he reminded them it was the week between Christmas and New Year's Day, and so the courts in Ohio were short of staff.

I disremember what the excuses were after New Years' Day, but by then the Bostonian Drunkard had already lost the interest of the primitives.

This was kind of a prelude to May 12, 2006.

The Bostonian Drunkard's ****ed up a lot of times.

24 hours! *edit* 24 business hours!

lastparker · « **Reply #18 on:** November 04, 2008, 09:40:52 AM »

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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Mon Nov-03-08 06:03 PM
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So I'm engaged.
Her name is Cailen, and we're aiming for a wedding during the Columbus Day weekend next October.

I thought for sure it'd be "Cindy".

I give this whole affair 24 business hours.

GOBUCKS · « **Reply #19 on:** November 04, 2008, 09:53:41 AM »

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Never happened, and ever since then, the Bostonian Drunkard's been on the outside, looking in, of political campaigns.

Maybe DUmmy Pitt should fire off a PM to DUmmy atman/Pedro Picasso.

He could put the Pitt tongue to work in the service of glorious socialism, stuffing leaflets into junk mail envelopes.

It would likely be the best-paying job the drunkard has ever held.

Chris_ · « **Reply #20 on:** November 04, 2008, 04:14:57 PM »

Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 04, 2008, 06:24:18 AM

I wonder if she is a he!

Well, it is MA after all....

DumbAss Tanker · « **Reply #21 on:** November 04, 2008, 04:43:00 PM »

It can't last, a woman could never compete with Pitt's own self-image as his primary love interest. Oh, sure, she may be totally submissive, that would help, but then he wouldn't feel like her admiration came from someone of sufficiently high status to be valuable to him.

Lauri · « **Reply #22 on:** November 04, 2008, 07:30:00 PM »

Quote from: Toastedturningtidelegs on November 04, 2008, 06:24:18 AM

I wonder if she is a he!

yeah, for some reason Wee Willie just doesnt strike me as a guy's guy... "Cailen" could be any sort of two legged ... person.

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Author Topic: Will Pitt is getting.....Married? (Read 3183 times)